These are shots of Jamie Pressly applying sunscreen while on her honeymoon in Mexico Saturday, and the paparazzi who shot these should’ve drowned themselves for shaming their profession by not getting a nipple shot. Sure, Jaime is apparently some sort of breast ninja, but that doesn’t mean you take the easy way out and not wait for the nip. That’s amateur shit. If there’s a truly a God in Heaven, these guys have been reassigned to the Jon Gosselin eating a hot dog beat.
Okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh. Just go with the drowning thing.