Jaime Pressly in a bikini

October 12th, 2009 // 52 Comments

These are shots of Jamie Pressly applying sunscreen while on her honeymoon in Mexico Saturday, and the paparazzi who shot these should’ve drowned themselves for shaming their profession by not getting a nipple shot. Sure, Jaime is apparently some sort of breast ninja, but that doesn’t mean you take the easy way out and not wait for the nip. That’s amateur shit. If there’s a truly a God in Heaven, these guys have been reassigned to the Jon Gosselin eating a hot dog beat.

Okay, maybe that’s a bit harsh. Just go with the drowning thing.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. meow mewo

    first!

  2. Earl

    Damn trailer trash!

  3. second

    second bitches

  4. misterfister

    Big deal, that Cuban already pumped her full of his baby batter. She’s ruined now!

  5. Max Planck

    Smokers suck.

  6. nettie

    butter face. but I do miss ‘my name is earl’

  7. Vince Lombardi

    She’s got a smokin’ bod. Pun intended.

  8. shankyouverymuch

    Didn’t that body recently squeeze a kid out of it???

  9. Jammy

    motherFUCKER!

  10. Duke Nukem

    ^Yes, and yet she still looks better than 99.9% of women w/o kids. Just look at that ass. Can you say “Yes, I work out and eat right, thank you very much.” Damn, you don’t get an ass like that on the treadmill. That’s some squats and lunges right there.

  11. GLA

    If you want to see an awesome video of Jamie being topless in playboy.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGercqUrsJ8 Check that out..

  12. La Coacha

    I want her pompis! QUE CUTE!!!

  13. Hilary

    I’m sure that tattoo on her back was really meaningful to her, but just think how much better she’d look without it. Her body is amazing, and there’s that stupid tattoo just trashin’ it all up! Oh, and I guess that face doesn’t help! Big fake chompers nom nom nom!

  14. Ooh, a woman who smells like smoke and probably Jack Daniels. Who could possibly resist?

  15. everyguy

    so hot when she’s not smoking. with that cigarette in her mouth she looks gross.

  16. Sport

    Embarrassed to say I have no clue who the hell she is, but she looks good in a bikini and I would brazenly stick it in her pooper all night long.

  17. Parker

    She may be a jew-hating, little trailer-park queen but with an ass like that I don’t care. I’ll buttfuck her any time she wants but she has to make me a sandwich first. I wouldn’t trust her enough to let that wait till after I buttfuck her.

  18. Jenna

    So glad other people said what I was thinking. I wasn’t sure if I was being too catty, but she’s been so type-casted as trailer trash that whenever I see her all I can think of her as is skanky. :-D

  19. havoc

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  20. Steve O

    “13. Hilary – October 12, 2009 1:40 PM

    I’m sure that tattoo on her back was really meaningful to her, but just think how much better she’d look without it. Her body is amazing, and there’s that stupid tattoo just trashin’ it all up! Oh, and I guess that face doesn’t help! Big fake chompers nom nom nom!”

    Thats the best youve got? Seriously? So because you dont like the tat, that makes it gospel? Shut the fuck up. And if you think shes’ got an ugly face, I shudder to know what you think of your own maw..shes stunning, and you’re….well….not.

    Vapid cunt.

  21. Venom

    She’s still got a nice body, especially after pushing out a human.

  22. just another ho

    Putting sunscreen on to aoid skin cancer, while smoking a cig. Plus a nasty tramp stamp. Pass.

  23. Heather

    “22. just another ho – October 12, 2009 4:02 PM

    Putting sunscreen on to aoid skin cancer, while smoking a cig. Plus a nasty tramp stamp. Pass.”

    Shes hot- who the fuck are you to judge? I’m sure shes all sorts of torn up that a fatass couch potato isnt into her. What a terrible loss!

  24. JPRichardson

    I don’t get the “trailer trash” comments. She’s been an active model and actress, not known for being vulgar or having a “low life”. She started modeling at a very young age and was the spokesperson for her model agency by the time she was 15. She’s been acting for the last 12 years, has not been involved in major scandals and seems to be a very nice person. I don’t get why would anyone make such a stupid statement.

  25. Smarm

    “18. Jenna – October 12, 2009 2:17 PM

    So glad other people said what I was thinking. I wasn’t sure if I was being too catty, but she’s been so type-casted as trailer trash that whenever I see her all I can think of her as is skanky. :-D”

    Says the bitch posting on a fucking gossip site….yea- youre being too catty. What you SHOULD have done is try forming your own opinion about her as opposed to buying into the ‘type-casting’ ….she’s modeled, been an actress, and unless shes living in an underground double wide, there’s nothing ‘trailer park’ about her….the fact you say that shows just how clueless you are. Or, wait- is it because she smokes? Thats GOTTA be it….or, no….because she played trailer trash in a movie? THATS gotta be it! You do realize Joe Dirt was fucking fiction, right? Jesus. Shes hotter than you’ll ever be and saying shes skanky because she was ‘type cast’ that in a movie or a tv show is lame. Grow up.

  26. That’s not sunscreen on her tummy…. betcha she was smoking something other than a cigarette before those photos were snapped.

    Why are all women who smoke such big tramps? I guess the saying is true, “If she smokes, she pokes.” Women who smoke have an oral fixation & will put anything in their mouth.

    Smokers are the biggest losers. No self control. Self-indulgent assholes.

  27. A world class rack on that one…

  28. See Alice

    She is a superfine hotty . Damn near perfect ! Disappointed about the tattoo .
    Tattoos usually mean ongoing issues . Especially on perfection .

  29. Hugh Gentry

    take that fucking cigarette out of your mouth, then I’d fuck you.

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  32. Turd the third

    I’d take this ass over that that double blob of Coco’s any day. She really does need to loose the tramp stamp or at least get it redone as a target with a bullseye. Other than that she looks fine…..See I am not always negative….

  33. ppl

    she used to be so hot….beauty is a short career

  34. vito

    Her body is closer to perfection than any other in show biz. And she has a gorgeous smile.

    Those of you who don’t like her…who think she’s trash because she has a tattoo…who think casting her as trailer trash is type-casting…??? Go fuck yourselves. You’re all a bunch of shallow dipshits who aren’t even fit to wipe dirt off her shoes.

  35. clpierced

    umm why do people have such a problem with people smoking? who the fuck cares? please, feel free to say people look disgusting with a cig in their mouth. because im sure you people look almost too good. also fucking retards, tats on the lower back dont make someone look ugly. your faces are probably more gross than kimmys daily shits :) love you fuckers :)

  36. Urbanspaceman

    These celebutards all smoke don’t they? They smell really bad and when they get breast cancer they have mastectomies and keep on smoking. How sick is that?

  37. Galtacticus

    I would have almost thought that this is Elvis’ poor branche if i didn’t know better (long live search engines).

  38. Darth

    She looks pretty fit to me.

  39. cc

    Huge butterface. Her only really noteworthy feature was her ass (back in her Playboy days). Now that’s not the toned wonder it was. And she has a ghastly lower back tattoo. Of course.

    How the fuck did she get famous?

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  41. Steve O

    “26. Richport’s Ghost – October 12, 2009 6:16 PM

    That’s not sunscreen on her tummy…. betcha she was smoking something other than a cigarette before those photos were snapped.

    Why are all women who smoke such big tramps? I guess the saying is true, “If she smokes, she pokes.” Women who smoke have an oral fixation & will put anything in their mouth.

    Smokers are the biggest losers. No self control. Self-indulgent assholes.

    You arent really that fucking ignorant are you?

    Nevermind…..after re-reading your post, the answers clear. You’re a fucking douche bag. Until your dumb ass reaches saint hood, shut the fuck up and quit throwing stones in that glass house of yours. Idiot.

  42. spider

    Jaime Pressly peeing in public
    http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Jaime_Pressly_peeing_in_public

    Usually people say “She is HOT!” but I ‘d say “She is WET!”

  43. spider

    Usually people say “She is HOT!” but I ‘d say “She is WET!”
    Jaime Pressly peeing in public
    http://scandalvids.net/video.php?vid=Jaime_Pressly_peeing_in_public

  44. bob

    I’d never leave the honeymoon suite. God DAMN she’s fine.

  45. gotmilk?

    20, 23, 25 it’s pretty obvious you’re the same person. and maybe you’d like to calm the fuck down because Jaime Pressly is never going to fuck you, no matter how much you vehemently defend her on some gossip site.

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  47. Jamie Presley is still fine.

  48. Of you who do not like it … Who think she is trash because he is a tattoo … Who think her casting as a trailer trash sort – castings …??? Do is fuck yourself. You dipshits shallow that her shoes are not worth the mess to clean, all are a bunch.

  49. massiel guerrero
    Commented on this photo:

    Love it!! I also like this
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    When I go out to the clubs.. it always call peoples attention.

  50. karla
    Commented on this photo:

    Omg u look so gorgeous in that out fit. It fits u good love ya kim

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