Jaime Pressly and her fiancé Eric Cubiche gave birth to a baby boy today. They named the kid Dezi James, after a running joke where Cubiche would come home and call out “Luuucy” like Desi Arnaz’ character Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy. No, seriously. They named their kid after the fact that his dad makes lame jokes. If he came home every night and yelled out “By the Power of Grayskull!” this kid would be named He-Man.
Maybe she won’t be so huge now.
Congrats to her.
What a stupid name….
Sucks that they don’t even know how to spell. It’s spelled Desi. Jackasses.
woah…4 people in 1 minute
I would eat her shit…..
Griffey Ties Palmeiro With 569th Homer.
Just think, during the birth the doctor got to stare directly at Jamie’s pussy. Makes me hard just thinking about it.
Homer played with Griffey once (but not Palmeiro).
Congrat to the new parents.
Just think a Taurus baby.
A lil’ bull named Dezi James…
Someone once stuck a picture of her next to E.T., and I lolled.
She was the cutest pregnant woman I ever saw, INCLUDING me!!! (I was pretty cute when I was pregnant, the only thing that got big was my tummy, and it was HUGE!!!) But I have NO stretch marks, amazingly, I wonder if SHE got so lucky.
She is so funny. I love her!
JIMBO- good morning, did you bring me a coffee?
Where’s Fishstick? Hope her hangover is all better today…
#4 They spell Jamie wrong as well
(Fish it’s Jaime)
so if his dad came home and called her a “nappy headed ho”, would his name be Don Imus?
If I were Jaime Pressley’s fiance, our kid would be named Ben Dover.
no N@ughty, i beleive the question here is if he came home shouting the N words and flashing his penis and filming him and Jaime having sex, and constantly getting DUI’s, would his name be Paris?
hell if he came home snorting coke all the time and riting lyke thys, would his name be Lindsay? shit! if it was a black kid would Jaime change her name to Angelina Jolie???
#16 wow. is it THAT serious? you must not like Jaime Pressly…either that or you have some sort of anger management issues that need MAJOR attention. which brings me to my next question…are you a virgin? gay? trisexual?
all man…HE MAN might i add. hell i’d screw Melanie Griffith if that one post didn’t make her look like such a…thing.
I named my kids Ryan Coke and Shut The Fuck Up.
#8,
Yeah, it was probably great for a minute to see Jaime Pressly’s bald snatch, but that probably went away when the wrinkled, wriggling, screaming blood-and-snot-covered piece of meat tethered to her insides squeezed out.
#20 – that’s the hottest part! Would have made me shoot my wad – Dezi James’s first facial!
#13 #16 lol
and finally, if the kid turned out to be stupid, untalented, and looked like a mutated duck, would they have named it “Jaime Jr.”?
Can I eat the placenta? pretty, pretty please please please please, hm???
she was hot for twenty minutes a hundred years ago. Now she’s got some weird skull emerging through the skin look going on. Wanna ruin a woman’s good looks? Knock her up.
Still…”By the power of skull-fuck!!”
No surprise on the stupid baby name. She’s cute, though!
#22 if it did, i probably woulda just named it gona-syphilla-herpes because THAT is what is beating the SHIT outta jaime pressly’s face in that pic. i even woulda given it the middle name “Chlamydie” yes, i said Chlamydie.
i doubt the doctor saw anything of that nature. she probably got a c-section like all the other pussified celebrities.
I want it fried up with cheddar cheese, green peppers and a side of salsa…
Wow #6 just wow.
SHE gave birth (not THEY). He may have been nearby somewhere
At least it wasn’t “Bitch where’s my crack!”
#30…I was just about to post that VERY thing!
Just like a man to try and take credit!
no, superfish. then his name would be pOnk!!
So he would come home EVERY day and call out “Luuuucccyy!”????
How did that not get old really fast?
MILF!!!!!! … in about 6 weeks ….
#20 Jeebsus… that was nasty…and funny.
Don’t forget, you too were that creature once.
#36,
I was born, true, but I didn’t squeeze out of my mom’s whozit like Pressly’s did. They had to cut me out, ’cause my head was too fuckin’ big!
Who the fuck writes this lame shit? I mean really, why the fuck does every moron with a computer think he should be heard? Shut down this shitty web site already so the guy that writes for this site can go back to shoving cock up his ass!
#38 – If I wasn’t so tired from dumping a sticky load in your mom, I would slap you with the end of my cock.
I hope she gets her hot body back. Thanks.
No. 8
yes, the doctor got to stare at her pussy as she gave birth. He also, had to cut it open so that it wouldn’t rip when the baby’s head burst through.
oh the miracle of childbirth.
I knew I loved this bitch
Lookz like I’m not the only
one who lovez zzzzzzzzzzzzz
cute name,Dezi James, I love it
Many congratz and good luck!!!
U R the cutest , craziest, girl on
TV…..keep makin us laugh…
she is the ugliest chick who is given props for being hot. Who still says “props”?
So Darnell and her had another kid. Way to go, Crabman.
After her ignorant comment about adopting, I can only say………there is a reason she is endowed with no looks or talent.
I am sure the baby will be real cute :)
Is she pregnant again?Why are Hollywood women so insecure they can’t handle pregnancy? They all desert their babies the minute they are born and head off to the gym and the tanning salon so they can brag about how fast they lost the baby weight. Who cares? All that time should have been spent with the baby, ladies. And some of the time should be spent with shrinks to find out why you all are so insecure. Jamie looked better pregnant, what a skank!