Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend going to jail?

May 4th, 2009 // 42 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby’s daddy, Casey Aldridge, might be looking at jail time for his pickup truck accident which resulted in three people – including himself – being ejected from the vehicle. Surprisingly, they all survived with minor injuries. People reports:

Alridge, 19, better known as Jamie Lynn Spears’s boyfriend and the father of their baby daughter, 10-month-old Maddie, was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle, a violation of Louisiana Revised Statue 32:58 after he drove off a road into a ditch and flipped his F-250 pickup truck on April 26.
According to Louisiana criminal attorney Lester Gauthier, who is not involved with the case, Aldridge will face a fine of no more than $175 and/or imprisonment for not more than 30 days.

Of course, Casey’s sentence will be commuted if he had at least two huntin’ rifles in the vehicle and a “loved up” pig. Southern Law: It just done makes sense.

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  1. Klaco

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. b

    First!!! Jail would be better than dealing with the fecal trash that is the Spears family.

  3. BEAM

    Ha! Love me some redneck jokes. They’re so cutting edge.

  4. Ricky Rocket

    OK – If anyone thinks these 2 will be together in 3 years, I will kill myself.

    DEAL!

  5. They shouldve locked up Cletus 2.0, before he impregnated that spear child…

  6. nobody you've met

    For the purposes of justice, I believe Jamie Lynn should be an acceptable substuitition for the pig.

  7. Holly

    He’s the total Southern package, isn’t he? Long unwashed gay bangs with a cap-dent in it, crossed eyes, sunburnt nose… All he needs now is the Confederate Civil War Reenactment costume.

  8. Darwin would be dissapointed.

  9. Me

    Come on, if you’re going to mock using southern vernacular, use it correctly. You would only use “done” in the past tense, such as ‘it done made sense.’ Present tense just sounds wrong!

  10. Xan

    Honey, that ain’t “Southern Law”! That’s Louisiana Law. The only state with laws that are NOTHING like the other states…….and it’s an alligator – not a pig. A pig would be too close a kin to the Spears.

  11. b

    Wow Holly, you just gave a perfect description of a Democrat!!

  12. Hmmm…and California is better? The state can’t even afford employees.

  13. Cash

    Fucker should go to jail for ruining a good truck like that.

    Hate it when douche’s drive trucks like that… they feed the negative stereotype and ruin it for the rest of us.

  14. Randal

    Mr. Aldridge was not intoxicated during this incident and can serve the community better by paying the fine so he can continue being a good father and role model to his family. It helps no one if he goes to jail for 30 days.

    Randal

  15. @14 he should be given a medal for destroying a peice of shit FORD.

  16. Italian Stallion

    To bad the guns in the gun rack didn’t misfire and blow his head off during the accident………..

  17. Italian Stallion

    P.S. Randal likes putting fishsticks in and all around his mouth………..

  18. b

    Cash, sounds like you’re angry that it is a well known fact that guys with small dicks drive big trucks.

  19. O.J.

    typical fag-wears NY hats

  20. Jibbly Biggins

    “they all survived with minor injuries”

    Damn. They were so close to a getting a Darwin award. Wish these people would remove themselves from the gene pool.

  21. nysro

    He is such a nobody, why do we even know about this…

    All you gotta do to be famous these days, it hang around someone else famous, and then fuck up somewhere , somehow.. boom instant household name.

  22. Cash

    #16
    Oh, I’m sorry… which major American auto company *hasn’t* had to give sloppy blowjobs to Obama just to stay in business? Uh huh.

    #19
    Close, but no. People that drive 250′s do so because it’s pretty fucking impossible to fit anything larger then a shopping bag into a Honda or Subaru. But please, if you can find me a car that can carry 65 cubic feet of gravel while towing a loaded trailer, I’d love to hear about it.
    In any case, better to be perceived as dickless, then actually *be* a dickless smug little bitch putt-putting around in a cute little Prius.

  23. Danklin

    He didnt get thrown in jail for knocking up a 16 year old so i doubt he’s going to jail for this either. Amazing how celebrities and/or their retarded spouses/kin folk get out of going to jail so easily.

  24. effyeray

    So…. let me get this straight. “Careless operation of a motor vehicle” may land this dweeb in jail… but national knowledge of him raping a child gets him nothing. Go figure.

  25. Labee

    Does California put people in jail for “careless operation”? Seriously?

    Anyway, a white Yankees cap? Talk about “wigga”…

  26. Holly

    12- Except that the entire South and all those delusional squeal-like-a-pig Civl War reenactment idiots are Republican. Redneck red states.

    ‘Must be a huge embarrassment to the members of the party with all their teeth! *OPA!*

  27. Holly

    12- Except that the entire South and all those delusional squeal-like-a-pig Civil War reenactment idiots are Republican. Redneck red states.

    ‘Must be a huge embarrassment to the members of the party with all their teeth! *OPA!*

  28. John Yoo

    Cash, you may be a redneck cracker, but that comment @14 was pretty fuckin funny.

  29. mich

    this is not a news story unless it was published in a small town newspaper in LA…who really cares about Jamie Lynn’s Spears baby daddy’s possible prison time for a stupid car accident — maybe if he was drunk or on drugs this would be a little bit newsworthy…i think him and Bristol Palin’s boyfriend need to just disaapper.. you know you dont care about those stupid people, your own boyfriend is more newsworthy then those GED holding losers..i think i would rather read about david spade’s trip to Ralph’s to buy toliet paper. come on……..

  30. Dr McNasty

    I’d drive my Ford F-250 in to Jamie Lynn Spears’ ditch.

  31. Kevin

    what a fuckin’ dumbshit

  32. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    He survived. Must have landed on his head.

  33. farty mcshitface

    stupid hillbilly wan’t wearing a seatbelt for sure.

  34. hope so………………………THE AMERICAN ROADS AREN’T THE PLACE FOR PUBERAL-BEHAVIOUR, folks!!

  35. Cash

    @29

    Sure… as close to being a redneck cracker a black dentist from Alaskan can get, anyway. That’s a good idea for a Halloween costume though. I’ll have to keep that one in mind.

    I just like to build things and I do my own landscaping. Maybe things are different in bizarro world, but in this little slice of reality I call home, it takes a truck to get stuff like that done.

  36. At least he didn’t try and marry his homosexual boyfriend or buy crack rock from the street ape that was standing in the middle of the road.

    Its so easy for them to edit out the facts.

  37. Tina

    If you’re going to insult people from the south I’d suggest you at least learn how to spell and use proper grammar.

    “Southern Law: It just done makes sense.”

  38. Capt. Douchebag

    Casey’s sentence will be commuted if he had at least two huntin’ rifles in the vehicle and a “loved up” pig.

    Classic !!

  39. hunter

    hi jamie.i have herd that your husband/boyfriend was going to be arrested and put to jail and that you had a car accident because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt.say hi to maddy for me she is so cute.love you and zoey 101you rock bye

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