Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby’s daddy, Casey Aldridge, might be looking at jail time for his pickup truck accident which resulted in three people – including himself – being ejected from the vehicle. Surprisingly, they all survived with minor injuries. People reports:
Alridge, 19, better known as Jamie Lynn Spears’s boyfriend and the father of their baby daughter, 10-month-old Maddie, was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle, a violation of Louisiana Revised Statue 32:58 after he drove off a road into a ditch and flipped his F-250 pickup truck on April 26.
According to Louisiana criminal attorney Lester Gauthier, who is not involved with the case, Aldridge will face a fine of no more than $175 and/or imprisonment for not more than 30 days.
Of course, Casey’s sentence will be commuted if he had at least two huntin’ rifles in the vehicle and a “loved up” pig. Southern Law: It just done makes sense.
Klaco | May 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
b | May 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
First!!! Jail would be better than dealing with the fecal trash that is the Spears family.
BEAM | May 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Ha! Love me some redneck jokes. They’re so cutting edge.
Ricky Rocket | May 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
OK – If anyone thinks these 2 will be together in 3 years, I will kill myself.
DEAL!
the world according to ROUGH! | May 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm
They shouldve locked up Cletus 2.0, before he impregnated that spear child…
nobody you've met | May 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm
For the purposes of justice, I believe Jamie Lynn should be an acceptable substuitition for the pig.
Holly | May 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm
He’s the total Southern package, isn’t he? Long unwashed gay bangs with a cap-dent in it, crossed eyes, sunburnt nose… All he needs now is the Confederate Civil War Reenactment costume.
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GuyHolly | May 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Darwin would be dissapointed.
Me | May 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Come on, if you’re going to mock using southern vernacular, use it correctly. You would only use “done” in the past tense, such as ‘it done made sense.’ Present tense just sounds wrong!
Xan | May 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Honey, that ain’t “Southern Law”! That’s Louisiana Law. The only state with laws that are NOTHING like the other states…….and it’s an alligator – not a pig. A pig would be too close a kin to the Spears.
b | May 4, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Wow Holly, you just gave a perfect description of a Democrat!!
Alex | May 4, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Hmmm…and California is better? The state can’t even afford employees.
Cash | May 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Fucker should go to jail for ruining a good truck like that.
Hate it when douche’s drive trucks like that… they feed the negative stereotype and ruin it for the rest of us.
Randal | May 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Mr. Aldridge was not intoxicated during this incident and can serve the community better by paying the fine so he can continue being a good father and role model to his family. It helps no one if he goes to jail for 30 days.
Randal
GuyHolly | May 4, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@14 he should be given a medal for destroying a peice of shit FORD.
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
To bad the guns in the gun rack didn’t misfire and blow his head off during the accident………..
Italian Stallion | May 4, 2009 at 5:24 pm
P.S. Randal likes putting fishsticks in and all around his mouth………..
b | May 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Cash, sounds like you’re angry that it is a well known fact that guys with small dicks drive big trucks.
O.J. | May 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
typical fag-wears NY hats
Jibbly Biggins | May 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
“they all survived with minor injuries”
Damn. They were so close to a getting a Darwin award. Wish these people would remove themselves from the gene pool.
nysro | May 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
He is such a nobody, why do we even know about this…
All you gotta do to be famous these days, it hang around someone else famous, and then fuck up somewhere , somehow.. boom instant household name.
Cash | May 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm
#16
Oh, I’m sorry… which major American auto company *hasn’t* had to give sloppy blowjobs to Obama just to stay in business? Uh huh.
#19
Close, but no. People that drive 250′s do so because it’s pretty fucking impossible to fit anything larger then a shopping bag into a Honda or Subaru. But please, if you can find me a car that can carry 65 cubic feet of gravel while towing a loaded trailer, I’d love to hear about it.
In any case, better to be perceived as dickless, then actually *be* a dickless smug little bitch putt-putting around in a cute little Prius.
Danklin | May 4, 2009 at 6:27 pm
He didnt get thrown in jail for knocking up a 16 year old so i doubt he’s going to jail for this either. Amazing how celebrities and/or their retarded spouses/kin folk get out of going to jail so easily.
effyeray | May 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
So…. let me get this straight. “Careless operation of a motor vehicle” may land this dweeb in jail… but national knowledge of him raping a child gets him nothing. Go figure.
Labee | May 4, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Does California put people in jail for “careless operation”? Seriously?
Anyway, a white Yankees cap? Talk about “wigga”…
Holly | May 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
12- Except that the entire South and all those delusional squeal-like-a-pig Civl War reenactment idiots are Republican. Redneck red states.
‘Must be a huge embarrassment to the members of the party with all their teeth! *OPA!*
Holly | May 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm
12- Except that the entire South and all those delusional squeal-like-a-pig Civil War reenactment idiots are Republican. Redneck red states.
‘Must be a huge embarrassment to the members of the party with all their teeth! *OPA!*
John Yoo | May 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Cash, you may be a redneck cracker, but that comment @14 was pretty fuckin funny.
mich | May 4, 2009 at 10:35 pm
this is not a news story unless it was published in a small town newspaper in LA…who really cares about Jamie Lynn’s Spears baby daddy’s possible prison time for a stupid car accident — maybe if he was drunk or on drugs this would be a little bit newsworthy…i think him and Bristol Palin’s boyfriend need to just disaapper.. you know you dont care about those stupid people, your own boyfriend is more newsworthy then those GED holding losers..i think i would rather read about david spade’s trip to Ralph’s to buy toliet paper. come on……..
Dr McNasty | May 4, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I’d drive my Ford F-250 in to Jamie Lynn Spears’ ditch.
Kevin | May 4, 2009 at 11:15 pm
what a fuckin’ dumbshit
Huckleberry Hashimoto | May 4, 2009 at 11:22 pm
He survived. Must have landed on his head.
farty mcshitface | May 5, 2009 at 12:34 am
stupid hillbilly wan’t wearing a seatbelt for sure.
gerard vandenberg | May 5, 2009 at 12:38 am
hope so………………………THE AMERICAN ROADS AREN’T THE PLACE FOR PUBERAL-BEHAVIOUR, folks!!
Cash | May 5, 2009 at 5:09 am
@29
Sure… as close to being a redneck cracker a black dentist from Alaskan can get, anyway. That’s a good idea for a Halloween costume though. I’ll have to keep that one in mind.
I just like to build things and I do my own landscaping. Maybe things are different in bizarro world, but in this little slice of reality I call home, it takes a truck to get stuff like that done.
Its all good cash | May 5, 2009 at 8:30 am
At least he didn’t try and marry his homosexual boyfriend or buy crack rock from the street ape that was standing in the middle of the road.
Its so easy for them to edit out the facts.
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Tina | May 5, 2009 at 10:51 am
If you’re going to insult people from the south I’d suggest you at least learn how to spell and use proper grammar.
“Southern Law: It just done makes sense.”
Capt. Douchebag | May 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Casey’s sentence will be commuted if he had at least two huntin’ rifles in the vehicle and a “loved up” pig.
Classic !!
hunter | May 16, 2009 at 7:17 am
hi jamie.i have herd that your husband/boyfriend was going to be arrested and put to jail and that you had a car accident because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt.say hi to maddy for me she is so cute.love you and zoey 101you rock bye