This screenshot of Casey Aldridge’s MySpace page paints a bleak future for his baby that resides in the womb of Jamie Lynn Spears. His last login date was Tuesday and his status reads “Me and Jamie are over…..” This indicates that either Jamie and Casey aren’t as serious as they’ve been portrayed in the media, Casey really isn’t a stand-up guy or he might not even be the baby’s father at all. Jamie was quoted in late November saying she’s not in a relationship and hangs out with a bunch of guy friends who, coincidentally, have a bunch of penises. Also, she shares the same lineage as Britney Spears, so chances are the father is a retarded rodeo clown. Spears women dig the intellectual type.
claire | December 20, 2007 at 8:02 am
Isnt he supposed to be 19…?
lesa | December 20, 2007 at 8:04 am
Seriously? R U that stupid? That’s NOT his profile dumbass…
Chelsea | December 20, 2007 at 8:08 am
And why is that his profile? There are 2 other profiles with his photo and name so why are so sure? Moron!
lilioohpyt | December 20, 2007 at 8:10 am
Ok i really was getting ready to point that out too that he is 19……………myspace is so faulty……u never know who’s really logging into those accounts
lesa_chokes_on_dog_ cock | December 20, 2007 at 8:13 am
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MID | December 20, 2007 at 8:17 am
What a cumguzzling whore.
black^white club | December 20, 2007 at 8:17 am
yes, she also loves to write her blog at http://www.blackwhitekiss.commm – it is a free community for black and white people.
ballsdeep | December 20, 2007 at 8:24 am
Shut up # 7.
Writing is for fags.
CJ | December 20, 2007 at 8:30 am
Re: #1, I was thinking the same thing… maybe it’s a ploy to help make the whole statutory rape thing seem less bad?
joeypants | December 20, 2007 at 8:34 am
It’s “Jamie and I are over…” dumbass.
Michael Vick must Die | December 20, 2007 at 8:36 am
Whether that’s his profile or not of course she’ll be a single parent relationships between teenagers don’t last – because they are still fucking children, immature and still becoming the adults they will be.
This situation is just pathetic and the poor fucking Spears Kids are doomed before they are even born.
Ken | December 20, 2007 at 8:38 am
I can’t stop saying how this particular writer sucks. Let’s stick with the jokes and leave the social commentary out. I thought this site was supposed to be entertaining, not preachy.
bily bob | December 20, 2007 at 8:42 am
jaime is a whore.
k bye :)
kevin federlines penis | December 20, 2007 at 8:42 am
dammit man someone beat me to to jamie’s vah-jay jay!!!
now i have to fuck the mom dammit!!
Jeezy | December 20, 2007 at 8:44 am
OMG! This is obviously so real!
Fucking wankers.
Racer X | December 20, 2007 at 8:47 am
What does Wikipedia say about him?
/don’t trust MySpace
//especially girls with webcams
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Bill | December 20, 2007 at 8:53 am
hahahaha these TARDS seem to not realize you can put whatever age you want to on myspace. lots of idiots put different ages.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 20, 2007 at 9:01 am
I think the point isn’t whether this is real or not, or if he put a fake age or not. The point is, Jamie Lynn will almost certainly be a single parent.
Until Casey releases his rap/dance album and Jamie starts drinking and driving without a license. Then he’ll be the single parent.
melanie | December 20, 2007 at 9:05 am
what about this myspace for Casey, perhaps you have a fake one?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=132929875
bad ass mofo | December 20, 2007 at 9:07 am
what the fuck is up with the advertisement spams for shitty dating websites???
Tasha | December 20, 2007 at 9:10 am
It’s funny. My Myspace doesn’t have friend alerts like that. Curious. I guess Tom is holding out on us Georgia Folk.
Jeezy | December 20, 2007 at 9:15 am
OMG! This is obviously so real!
Fucking wankers.
kenlee | December 20, 2007 at 9:22 am
Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club “MeetRich.com”. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
jeff | December 20, 2007 at 9:24 am
som of her friends saw a link ov her on this krazy website – thesuperificial.com. she is mocked regularly on there and her celeb friends like it to.
claire | December 20, 2007 at 9:25 am
re :#9
I thought that, maybe hes saying he’s 17 so he won’t get the police on his door
Anal Phlegm Munch | December 20, 2007 at 9:34 am
Fuck all of you.
John | December 20, 2007 at 9:52 am
People are stupid if you search anyone’s name on myspace thats in the spotlight you will find like 10 pages, and I believe on this cite they are the one you said he is 19.
grits2005 | December 20, 2007 at 9:53 am
#9 three years difference isnt stat. rape u idiot.
Jenn | December 20, 2007 at 9:57 am
did anyone notice his profile says he’s 17???
the bor | December 20, 2007 at 10:05 am
D’OH
Jamie is now like Cartmans mom, It will come out on Maury P after 19 pat. test that SHE is the Father and Mother. Or the baby is Papa Joe’s Simpsons.
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shut up | December 20, 2007 at 10:32 am
ok how many of you were virgins at 16? at least she has the money to support her own child unlike all those waste of space wellfare mothers out there.
Hey assmunch! | December 20, 2007 at 10:43 am
grits2005: Genius, statutory rape is anyone 18 or older having sex with anyone 17 or younger.
MindRiot | December 20, 2007 at 10:44 am
Yay #32 – the tabloid reading jesus freak is here to save us all – after he reads all the latest news first. Tool.
omgdz | December 20, 2007 at 10:47 am
he has like 8 different myspaces
http://tinyurl.com/3buptb
Janz | December 20, 2007 at 10:54 am
THIS IS FAKE!!!! There are like 8 myspace profiles for this guy….. that isn’t even his real age…… although US mag is reporting that they have broken up….
anywho…… who cares!!!! Jamie Lynne is boring………… I can’t wait for britney to be preggers again !!!! :-P
Igottabemeeee | December 20, 2007 at 10:54 am
Oooo – I shall repent immediately.
chiharu | December 20, 2007 at 11:02 am
what an irresponsible fucking ASSHOLE he is!
I live inside Amy Winehouse's Head | December 20, 2007 at 11:08 am
#32 – Fuck you very much
Buy My Product | December 20, 2007 at 11:21 am
Need a redneck whore to bukakke on! Go to http://www.jamielynnlikesbukakke.com all the celebs are doing it.
Oh yea!
mcbeef | December 20, 2007 at 11:23 am
what a queefy motherfucker.
dozer | December 20, 2007 at 11:32 am
Buy my Product – that was genius. How much for the lost my nick show model?
MySpacer | December 20, 2007 at 11:43 am
It may be his profile, but even though he logged in this week, it was last updated in October……
somebody | December 20, 2007 at 11:45 am
It’s not statutory rape because they were in the relationship before Casey turned 18. And also because they’re close in age.
Files aren’t going to be brought up on this, it’s a waste of time.
Most likely, they both agreed to having sex, and this probably wasn’t the first time either.
Check out this link– it says that in most states 16 is the legal age of consent, and therefore it’s not rape.
http://www.sexlaws.org/what_is_statutory_rape
To Somebody #45 | December 20, 2007 at 11:49 am
No one cares.
The point is its more fun to make fun of redneck hookers then debate the morality of premarital porking
Lilith | December 20, 2007 at 11:52 am
That’s not true.. I have casey’s myspace n’ he doesn’t have that in his status…
Grace | December 20, 2007 at 11:59 am
someone it too old to know how the myspace works :( hahaha
Grace | December 20, 2007 at 11:59 am
someone is too old to know how the myspace works :( hahaha
negative creep | December 20, 2007 at 12:02 pm
what’s wrong with aldridge? doesn’t he know any better? she’s only 16! doesn’t he know right from wrong? doesn’t he know he was supposed to only come in her mouth?