Jamie Lynn Spears will probably be a single mom

This screenshot of Casey Aldridge’s MySpace page paints a bleak future for his baby that resides in the womb of Jamie Lynn Spears. His last login date was Tuesday and his status reads “Me and Jamie are over…..” This indicates that either Jamie and Casey aren’t as serious as they’ve been portrayed in the media, Casey really isn’t a stand-up guy or he might not even be the baby’s father at all. Jamie was quoted in late November saying she’s not in a relationship and hangs out with a bunch of guy friends who, coincidentally, have a bunch of penises. Also, she shares the same lineage as Britney Spears, so chances are the father is a retarded rodeo clown. Spears women dig the intellectual type.