This story got buried in the midst of the Heath Ledger craziness, but apparently mom-to-be Jamie Lynn Spears has a partying past. And she’s only 16. Friends say her mom caught Jamie Lynn drinking at age 14 and she’s a smoker, according to Life & Style:
And even after seeing her older sister shuttle in and out of rehab and have her children taken from her, Jamie Lynn’s risky behavior didn’t stop. “She’s been known to smoke and drink,” says a pal, though her rep says Jamie Lynn currently does neither. “She’s starting to remind friends of Britney,” adds the pal.
If Jamie Lynn starts speaking in an English accent, we’re past the point of no return, people. You might as well fit her for a pink wig and torn fishnets. I’ll notify Starbucks. My God, how do you tell someone there’s two Britneys? I’d rather tell someone their dog died and I was the driver. Of course, I’ll deny it in court. Although I’m the only guy in the neighborhood who drives a monster truck with Milk Bone wheels…
Who doesn’t drink? The majority of people drink & smoking isn’t uncommon….HELLO!!!! Most people drink alcohol b/f they actually turn 21! We all went to parties unless u were a loser!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! How dumb can you possibly be to think this is news!
Who doesn’t drink? The majority of people drink & smoking isn’t uncommon….HELLO!!!! Most people drink alcohol b/f they actually turn 21! We all went to parties unless u were a loser!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! How dumb can you possibly be to think this is news!
Who doesn’t drink? The majority of people drink & smoking isn’t uncommon….HELLO!!!! Most people drink alcohol b/f they actually turn 21! We all went to parties unless u were a loser!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! How dumb can you possibly be to think this is news!
Who doesn’t drink? The majority of people drink & smoking isn’t uncommon….HELLO!!!! Most people drink alcohol b/f they actually turn 21! We all went to parties unless u were a loser!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! How dumb can you possibly be to think this is news!
Who doesn’t drink? The majority of people drink & smoking isn’t uncommon….HELLO!!!! Most people drink alcohol b/f they actually turn 21! We all went to parties unless u were a loser!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! How dumb can you possibly be to think this is news!
she’s like the sepia version of Twitney.
Colorless, bland…ho
note to superficial:
please, no more postings on Jaime Lynn Spears, unless she is wearing very skimpy outfits or flashing us like Britney. and since she is preggers and the likelyhood of a “money shot” diminishes daily maybe posting shit on a pregnant teen mother is really a waste of time. i confess that i only have a 10th grade education and am stupid and shallow but I can wait until this girl grows up. by then, i might have my GED and she won’t be interesting anyway.
her boobs only look that good cause she is preggers
her boobs only look that good cause she is preggers
My GOD, it’s like looking at the uglier version of Britney, and that should not be taken lightly
and I won’t call again
I like the way these ignorant fucking cunts always wear crosses I guess so God will forgive them for being ignorant fucking inbred trailer trash.
She’s cute though but not for long. Brit is a complete PIG since her pregnancy’s.
Hi Everyone this is Carla! (AND I HATE MY LIFE! Shoulda went to Med School LIke Momma Told me!) My bitch-stress asked me to repost cuz that damn Jessica and Jamie Lynn stole her front page-ness!
BTW! Lady Spears plans to eat the Jamie Lynn Placenta! She has Sandra Lee from Food Network’s Semi-Home Made with Sandra Lee on Speed Dial – To fry that sucker new OrLeans Style with some Hush Puppies! (Trust us – Bitch will Suck It Down! They have been planning the menu since OK Mag reported the Bump in Jamie Lynn’s Belly!)
Cheerio Ya’ll! This is Britney!
I just finished playing with me bangers and mash and me fingers are quite the sticky lot. Carla is a right trooper and will hack out the rest of this post for me.
Hi Everyone this is Carla! I’m going to type for Britney!
Britney wanted everyone to know just how she spends her day!
This morning Britney woke at 8:30am. (She’s screaming for me to write- “Tell them I woke right bright and early with a chipper grin on me face! Then I tele’ed cook to bring me a serving of Bangers and Mash with a nice cuppa of Earl Grey Tea.”) **Translation – And I’m not afraid of telling you the truth because Britney can’t read!
Britney has not been to bed! She passed out for 30min. She woke up when she fell out of bed and hit her head on the night stand. She started screaming and ran into my room and hit me in the head with her shoe and said, “Wake up you dumb bitch and get me some diet Coke and Pringles!” When I brought her her Coke and Pringles she was laying naked on the bathroom floor with a curling iron up her hoo-haw and was smearing toothpaste on her boobs (AKA: Playing with her Bangers and Mash) Then she proceeded to take a fowl smelling dump on the floor! Oh wait, morning fun with Britney did not end there – She woke the rest of the staff to have them smell her rank shit! Britney likes to pretend she shits roses! So, when training a new cook, housekeeper, driver we have to train them to sniff and say, “Quite Right Madam, your shit does not stink! Might I say, Bravo on another masterpiece!”
O.k. Skank Whore is screaming for me, “Dearie please let me wonderful fans know that I am now dressing for a day at the studio where I shall exercise me vocal cords and prepare me a fabulous new music video that will premier on the tele on the fab Top of the Pops!”
O.k. the dumb bitch is sitting in front of her make up mirror totally naked! I think she might be peeing. She has that Doodie Face Look again! (That’s what we call it here! She squishes up her face and starts sucking her thumb and 9 times out of 10 that means she pissed somewhere!) I swear she’s not going into the studio! Most likely she going to run down to the kitchen and get a Hefty Garbage Bag, fart in it and run around the god damned house screaming, “Hefty, Hefty, Hefty, Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy!”
Oh lord, Britney wants me to let you know, “I’m quite round the twist! Someone nicked me tampons! Tell me fans to call me if they find them!”
Help us! When she can’t find her tampons she usually wraps her vibrator in an old gym sock and sticks it up in that black hole she calls her Va-Jay-Jay! Do you know what a mess that causes? And of course when we try to tell her no – she screams! It’s bloody freaking absorbent! I’m sure you all have seen that nasty bloody vagina photo!
Now she just handed me her day planner (FYI: She writes with eye liner and mascara!)
10:00 AM – Call Matilda Gertrude (AKA Jayden James)
10:05 AM – Drive to Sarah Michelle Gellar’s House – Eat her Garbage (She’s serous about this!)
11:00 AM – Go Home – Put on Pink Wig.
11:02 AM – Drive to In-n-Out Burger. Ask for 2 Double Doubles with extra Sauce and Cheese. Rub Burgers on Arm Pits. (It keeps the lady smelling fresh!)
11:45 AM – Drive to Rite-Aid. Take a Big Dump in the Hair Care Aisle. Buy Amber/Brown Loreal Hair Dye.
11:50 AM – Drink Amber/Brown Loreal Hair Dye
12:00 Noon – Blame Carla for letting me drink the Loreal Hair Dye
12:25 PM – Drive to Courtney Cox’s House – Eat her Garbage and Poop on her Lawn. Scream to David Arquette that he’s a douche bag!
12:30 PM – Go Home. Sleep
12:40 – 3:00 PM – Sleep
3:01 PM – Jump in pool with Mary Poppins Foaming Bath Wash!
3:01:001 PM – Get out of pool cuz I’m clean now!
3:10 PM – Call Smitty (Have no clue?)
3:15 PM – Drive to the Four Seasons. Strip naked in the Lobby Bathroom. Wait for a fan to change clothes with me. (She really does this!)
3:20 PM – Pass out in Carla’s Car. (HELP!)
4:50 PM – Wake up when Carla takes me to the Car Wash and leaves the windows open so I get Foamy Fresh! (AGAIN – HELP ME!)
5:30 PM – Drive Home Change clothes. Have Carla wear the Blue and White Anna Sui Mini Dress and roll around in the yard to give it a lived in look. (HELP HELP HELP – NOBODY PICKS UP THE DOG DOODIE IN THE YARD BECAUSE WE AREN’T SURE IF IT IS DOG POOP OR BRITNEY POOP!)
5:45 PM – Call Sam to let X17 know that I am running out to Macy’s to buy maternity clothes.
6:00 PM – Arrive at Macy’s and pretend to be upset at the Paps! Call the police to help and pretend not to know Carla so she gets pushed around. (DEAR GOD NOT AGAIN! I WAS JUST THROTTLED BY THE OLD MAN THE OTHER DAY!)
7:00 PM – Leave Macy’s with a big bag full of Auntie Anne’s Cinnamon Pretzels!
7:01 PM – Eat Pretzels!
7:20 PM – Call Adnan. Have Carla tell him that I a moist. (THIS MEANS I HAVE TO CHANGE THE FREAKING GYM SOCK! I Swear she doesn’t pay me enough!)
8:00 PM – Time for Uncle Stoli and Cousin Vicodin! (AKA – The BritBrit Cocktail!)
9:00 PM – Turn into Harajuku Girl and speak with an Asian Accent. Impress Gwen Stefani! Eat Gwen’s Garbage!
Well folks – She’s a real trip and I hate my life! If you see me out and about in LA – RESCUE ME!
I would enjoy getting stoned with her and then munching on her hot little muff.
TRUST…..
when jamie lyn spears turns 18, YOU CAN BET SHE WILL GO BUCK WILD AND TELL EVERYONE OFF THEY CANT TELL HER WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!!!!!!
she is after all dumpin her kid off on mom, says momma lyn she’s free to do as she pleases cos ‘grandma’ is taking full time care of the illegitimate spawn.
JAMIE LYN WILL BECOME AS TRASHY AS HER PEACE OF TRASH SISTER.
i don’t think smoking and drinking at age 14 is that uncommon…. This make me back to my childhood. I am a fan of Britney.
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Why dont you people just quit bad mouthing these two Spears sisters,and pray for them.Britney is still the best singer and dancer ever.She rocks.Jamie Lynn is a great actress in Zoey 101. I wish them both well and pray for them to get there lives together.I do not want any thing bad to happen to either one of the Spears sisters.
maybe she’ll shave her head too.
#62, I laughed my freaking head off, although alot of that’s true. Britney and her kin folks are just clogging of the papers, internet and magazine with nonsense. Go Away freaks or never mind just keep doing what you’re doing because I need something to feel good about!!
She looks like that kid from Third Rock from the Sun.
I’m not trying to defend the Spears’. But almost every teenager drinks. Smoking is bad, but it’s still not that big of a deal, and it certainly doesn’t make you crazy. There are much worse substances she could be using.
what the hell i think that is so beoned sex
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I laso hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I laso hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I laso hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I laso hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I laso hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I laso hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I also hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I also hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
well i love the show zoey 101 it is the best show ever. it was sad to watch goodbye zoey. well alot people are talking about Jamie having a bady at the age 16 and saying how much Jamie is alike to her sister well i think to many people are being hard on her all at once. I also think that Jamie will have a great baby and it will be very very pretty cause Jamie is very pretty. Also as i was reading the comupter said that Jamie was not sure if she was going to keep the baby well i hope she dose cause it will be cute. I also hope that the show will still go on.
ZOEY 101 RULUS =)
I fuc ked her.
Wow 14 year old who smokes and drinks i am so shocked.. !
Danielle:
It’s past your bedtime. Go to bed. Now. You need to be up early, they’re teaching fingerpainting in your classroom tomorrow.
Fucking stupid kids.
Oh, Good ! They found the true reason. Heath Ledger –we will miss you forever!
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Oh, Good ! They found the true reason. Heath Ledger –we will miss you forever!
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Danielle. Take it easy. One day you will discover the true power of Jack Daniels over men. Then you too can have a cute baby to cuddle and coo.
Jamie went from cute teen to porky, tired looking slut faster than Britney did. Amazing. Does anyone in Louisana still look pretty after they turn 19 or is it just the trailer park denizens that turn out this way?
Oh, and Danielle, your bus is outside, better get going. Remember, it’s the short one.
for a society that gives value to everyone based on looks…
this is one ugly, slack jawed, untalented piece of trash to be lusting over!
/get out of mom’s house, there’s a whole world out there!