Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge to wed this fall

July 30th, 2008 // 60 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears will wed Casey Aldridge, the father of baby Maddie Briann (open to debate), this fall and reportedly host the ceremony in her own backyard. Britney will be the maid of honor as part of her final test to prove she has the mental fortitude to not hump a cake. OK! Magazine reports:

“She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills,” a friend of the bride-to-be tells OK!. “Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”
And with the wedding approaching quickly, Jamie Lynn is planning to look her best on the big day. “She’s already down to her pre-pregnancy weight,” says the friend. “She has the cutest figure!”

There’s nothing like seeing a young couple on their way to NRA membership and NASCAR-induced domestic violence. It’s like a Disney movie waiting to be made!

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  1. kia

    is she wearing a heineken shirt? lol

  2. Bubba

    She’s got on the wrong dang t-shirt. We don’t drink no stinkin’ Heineken down here in the South. Somebody get that girl a Budweiser t-shirt. I’m about to be sick.

  3. Sid

    “Jamie Lynn Spears will wed Casey Aldridge, the father of baby Maddie Briann (open to debate), this fall and reportedly host the ceremony in her own backyard.”

    Casey will marry her while up in her ass?

    Actually that sounds about right…

  4. It’s so nice of Casey to go ahead and make Jamie Lynn an honest women.

  5. ktb

    oh yeah, this will last.

  6. try reading the real news

    “She’s got on the wrong dang t-shirt. We don’t drink no stinkin’ Heineken down here in the South. Somebody get that girl a Budweiser t-shirt. I’m about to be sick.”

    The Belgian company InBev is buying out Anheuser-Busch. Bud is now Heineken’s cousin.

  7. Oh wow, that really tops the whole teen pregnancy thing

  8. Madonna_Kebabsoff

    Is that a spem stain on the right pant leg do you think? According to that bloke, I dress like a fuckin super model, and I should be pullin some kick ass tail.

  9. Andre

    haha, #7 is right. Lots of American companies are selling out because the dollar is worthless. Like your economy. And wars. And president. And culture. And (fat) people.

  10. lulu

    BIG FLOPPY DEAL

  11. adeliza

    “Britney will be the maid of honor as part of her final test to prove she has the mental fortitude to not hump a cake”

    LMAO!!!!!!

  12. Sandy

    An hour after the ceremony, Jamie Lynn will open her bedroom door to find Britney sucking Casey’s cock, with their dad sitting in a corner masturbating. But that won’t be the weird part.

  13. gotmilk?

    “She has the cutest figure!”

    that’s just gross. didn’t she just hit puberty a month before she got knocked up? 15 year olds don’t have “figures.” plus, she’s pretty much A sexual. i’m not sure anyone thinks she’s hot.

  14. NY Ted

    To wed this fall…only to be divorced by next summer.

    She is just a fucking kid! She should be in High School getting an education so she doesn’t end up like her fucked up stupid hill-billy sister with a pile of kids and no father or family life for them!

    Opps…TOO FUCKING LATE!

  15. Miserable Bastard

    Three words:

    Duct tape cumberbund.

  16. mike jones

    @10: you mean the culture that most of the world emulates right?

  17. Matt

    19 years old and already he’s resigning himself to licking a babyhead-busted pussy (torn up, scarred over, loose). What a fucking loser. If you’re over 30 and you’re married and you have kids and for some reason you think you have to stay faithful to your wife’s past-expiration-date lumpy stretchmarked saggy deflated body, fine, but at least live a little first.

  18. blank

    she was a nobody and she’s still a nobody. i care more about my neighbor’s hamster than i do about her.

  19. Pikachu

    I give the marriage 1 year, 8 months. Is there a pool for this somewhere?

  20. Dan

    @#17 holly shit you hit it right on the nail, I am here in italy right……… and this assholes say they hate americans, but guess what they go crazy for, you guessed it, anything with an american brand on it! such hypocrites! they come to our base here and try to shop at our store because they all think it is so nifty to buy lucky, levi, volcom you fucking name it! you would think all the “high fashion” stuff they have would make them not even think twice about wearing our stuff, but then again i think other countries hate us because even when our money is worth less they still hate the fact they live in some shithole.

  21. Big Joe

    NASCAR is a billion dollar industry and the Spears family has more money then anyone on this blog. @ Andre…you’re a douche and you wish you were an American, but alas, you’re just some shitty foreigner who hides in obscurity on a blog.

  22. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

    Hey, Matt; don’t hate on the MILLIONS of women who are in awesome fucking shape post-baby (Heidi Klum, anyone?) just because you’re a disgruntled loser with the emotional capacity of a walnut.

    Now, by all means, go back to stuffing your gullet with Texas Whoppers and wondering why the “past-expiration-date lumpy stretchmarked saggy deflated” women you claim to know have more fun and get more ass than your pathetic self EVER will.

  23. Randal

    Congratulations to both of you Jamie and Casey. After spending a week in the USA, I’ve realized why so many nice and friendly people come from that part of the world, especially in the southern part of the US.

    Wishing you two the best that life can offer and may you continue to touch the hearts of all you meet.

    I’ve missed y’all! :)

    Randal

  24. mike jones

    @21 yup

  25. Marc

    “you mean the culture that most of the world emulates right?”

    Change “emulate” to “is infected by” and most people would agree. (By most people, I don’t mean BigJimBubbaBob and his wife SusieJeanieBeth, I mean the people who don’t start illegal wars to grab the resources necessary to continue polluting the world’s environment).

  26. adeliza

    #23 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE:

    You beat me to it. But I’ll add my piece:

    FUCK YOU MATT

    Any woman that is over 30 and thinks they have to stay faithful to their husbands wrinkled, 3 shades of too much red, crusty pubic haired, one-eyed snake needs to drop kick him to the curb.
    How much fun is it to suck the same dick over and over grabbing a pasty white, bony ass the whole while?!?!?
    Not too much fun I’d imagine, but I wouldn’t know.
    I’ve never put myself into the rut of one ass-hole man. There are millions out there.

  27. rough daddy

    “open to debate”? superfish know something others dont???

  28. Matt

    “I’ve never put myself into the rut of one ass-hole man. There are millions out there.”

    Yes, you do strike me as the type of woman who ruts with millions of assholes.

  29. moobs

    wow #27 I applaud your intellect. I’m sure the world is a much better place having YOU in it.

    (sarcasm)

  30. DNA!!! DNA!!! DNA!!! DNA!!!

  31. adeliza

    Matt:
    “…..deflated body, fine, but at least live a little first.”
    so it is ok for you and men to go out and live a little. Ok.

    Moobs:
    “wow #27 I applaud your intellect. I’m sure the world is a much better place having YOU in it. ”

    So my statment was not ok, but Matt’s rude sexist statement was?!?!? Curious you don’t “applaud” his intellect.

    Thanks to you both!!! I just won a bet with my coworker on this.

    Of course everything I typed was bullshit, but I made a bet with my male coworker that the men can dish it out, but they can’t take it.
    Tomorrow I’ll be thinking of you 2 while being treated to lunch!
    Gracias!!!!

  32. pete

    Goddam, adeliza, even your comment box is ugly.

  33. 1 MILF Hunter

    What a couple of shit kickers. They’ll play “Dueling Banjos” instead of “Here Comes the Bride”.

  34. adeliza

    Pete….

    once again…..

    proved me right.

  35. pete

    #36 – I surrender! I know I can’t beat you at your game (self-affirming conversations…with yourself).

  36. Bigo

    Yeah. In Europe, people buy and pay a LOT for a pair of Levi’s, when in the US they cost a lot less. And I thought Levi’s was an ordinary brand because in High school my friends were wearing expensive jeans like Guess and all those preppy clothes lol

  37. adeliza

    Pete-

    Thanks! I’ll sleep better tonight because of that. Oh, and because I don’t have a “:babyhead-busted pussy (torn up, scarred over, loose). ”

    Like in Matt’s comment #18.

    But, of course his comments were OK!!!!!!

  38. quake

    yea good luck with that..

  39. Mutton Chop

    On Today’s Episode of Sooey!! 101

    Jamie Lynn: Hey, dickwad! I almost fell over that bumper cruncher. Quit steering me wrong, ya big lummox!

    Casey: H’yuk, h’yuk, let’s go f*ck s’more!

    Jamie Lynn: WTF!! Don’t say that in public, you idiot!

    Casey: Shut up bitch! They already know that’s all we do.

    Jamie Lynn: YOU shut the fuck up!! – REMEMBER…I’m the one with the money and the RICH FUCKING SISTER!

    Casey: Eeep….,

  40. 42

    When do the tattoos and piercings start?

  41. gina

    is this a joke? the girl is like 17.

  42. kate

    COOL,! A friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ***”NYwealthyMatch .c o m *** It’s a place full of hot stuff and also a place where the rich & celebrity have romance!

  43. meeeeee

    bogans.. and so are casey and ‘mini-britney’…. here in australia we honestly wish we didnt have to have anything to do with the US but unfortunately our prime minister is so far up the ass of your president there is no escape! ha ha ha… but again i just have to say BOGANS to you all!

  44. dementa

    Marc, you keep telling yourself that, but the spread from a dominant culture doesn’t happen unless the other cultures accept it. Ask any sociologist… but wait, I’m sure you’ve never met anybody who graduated from college, so never mind.

    Face it. You hate it because it’s true — you’re a hypocrite, like all the others who snatch up iPods, jeans and hamburgers while whining about the evils of the US. If you didn’t know you were a hypocrite, you wouldn’t be protesting WAY too much.

    Re: Jamie-Lynn and Casey, I wholeheartedly approve and hope that they marry right away. That way they can drift into total anonymity that much faster, popping out dozens of white-trash kids, drunkenly abusing each other, peeing in the woods because the newfangled toilet is broken, and roasting roadkill for dinner. Maybe Aunt Shitney will move in too, and pop out a few more of Casey’s sprogs!

  45. WOW, a step closer to MISERY?

  46. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I would never be around someone with such FILTHY boots.

  47. Europe Sucks Balls

    Marc:

    Europeans should be grateful for bailing their sorry asses out of TWO world wars.

    Bunch of fucking pussies…

  48. kit kitten

    dixie beer. that’s the true southern beer. and it tastes like piss. don’t get me wrong, i’ll still drink it in a pinch!

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