Jamie Lynn Spears will wed Casey Aldridge, the father of baby Maddie Briann (open to debate), this fall and reportedly host the ceremony in her own backyard. Britney will be the maid of honor as part of her final test to prove she has the mental fortitude to not hump a cake. OK! Magazine reports:
“She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills,” a friend of the bride-to-be tells OK!. “Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”
And with the wedding approaching quickly, Jamie Lynn is planning to look her best on the big day. “She’s already down to her pre-pregnancy weight,” says the friend. “She has the cutest figure!”
There’s nothing like seeing a young couple on their way to NRA membership and NASCAR-induced domestic violence. It’s like a Disney movie waiting to be made!
la | July 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
first
kia | July 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm
is she wearing a heineken shirt? lol
Bubba | July 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm
She’s got on the wrong dang t-shirt. We don’t drink no stinkin’ Heineken down here in the South. Somebody get that girl a Budweiser t-shirt. I’m about to be sick.
Sid | July 30, 2008 at 3:07 pm
“Jamie Lynn Spears will wed Casey Aldridge, the father of baby Maddie Briann (open to debate), this fall and reportedly host the ceremony in her own backyard.”
Casey will marry her while up in her ass?
Actually that sounds about right…
Sportsdvl | July 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm
It’s so nice of Casey to go ahead and make Jamie Lynn an honest women.
ktb | July 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm
oh yeah, this will last.
try reading the real news | July 30, 2008 at 3:15 pm
“She’s got on the wrong dang t-shirt. We don’t drink no stinkin’ Heineken down here in the South. Somebody get that girl a Budweiser t-shirt. I’m about to be sick.”
The Belgian company InBev is buying out Anheuser-Busch. Bud is now Heineken’s cousin.
Famous Plastic | July 30, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Oh wow, that really tops the whole teen pregnancy thing
Madonna_Kebabsoff | July 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Is that a spem stain on the right pant leg do you think? According to that bloke, I dress like a fuckin super model, and I should be pullin some kick ass tail.
Andre | July 30, 2008 at 3:20 pm
haha, #7 is right. Lots of American companies are selling out because the dollar is worthless. Like your economy. And wars. And president. And culture. And (fat) people.
lulu | July 30, 2008 at 3:29 pm
BIG FLOPPY DEAL
adeliza | July 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
“Britney will be the maid of honor as part of her final test to prove she has the mental fortitude to not hump a cake”
LMAO!!!!!!
Sandy | July 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
An hour after the ceremony, Jamie Lynn will open her bedroom door to find Britney sucking Casey’s cock, with their dad sitting in a corner masturbating. But that won’t be the weird part.
gotmilk? | July 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
“She has the cutest figure!”
that’s just gross. didn’t she just hit puberty a month before she got knocked up? 15 year olds don’t have “figures.” plus, she’s pretty much A sexual. i’m not sure anyone thinks she’s hot.
NY Ted | July 30, 2008 at 3:38 pm
To wed this fall…only to be divorced by next summer.
She is just a fucking kid! She should be in High School getting an education so she doesn’t end up like her fucked up stupid hill-billy sister with a pile of kids and no father or family life for them!
Opps…TOO FUCKING LATE!
Miserable Bastard | July 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Three words:
Duct tape cumberbund.
mike jones | July 30, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@10: you mean the culture that most of the world emulates right?
Matt | July 30, 2008 at 3:46 pm
19 years old and already he’s resigning himself to licking a babyhead-busted pussy (torn up, scarred over, loose). What a fucking loser. If you’re over 30 and you’re married and you have kids and for some reason you think you have to stay faithful to your wife’s past-expiration-date lumpy stretchmarked saggy deflated body, fine, but at least live a little first.
blank | July 30, 2008 at 3:48 pm
she was a nobody and she’s still a nobody. i care more about my neighbor’s hamster than i do about her.
Pikachu | July 30, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I give the marriage 1 year, 8 months. Is there a pool for this somewhere?
Dan | July 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm
@#17 holly shit you hit it right on the nail, I am here in italy right……… and this assholes say they hate americans, but guess what they go crazy for, you guessed it, anything with an american brand on it! such hypocrites! they come to our base here and try to shop at our store because they all think it is so nifty to buy lucky, levi, volcom you fucking name it! you would think all the “high fashion” stuff they have would make them not even think twice about wearing our stuff, but then again i think other countries hate us because even when our money is worth less they still hate the fact they live in some shithole.
Big Joe | July 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm
NASCAR is a billion dollar industry and the Spears family has more money then anyone on this blog. @ Andre…you’re a douche and you wish you were an American, but alas, you’re just some shitty foreigner who hides in obscurity on a blog.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE | July 30, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Hey, Matt; don’t hate on the MILLIONS of women who are in awesome fucking shape post-baby (Heidi Klum, anyone?) just because you’re a disgruntled loser with the emotional capacity of a walnut.
Now, by all means, go back to stuffing your gullet with Texas Whoppers and wondering why the “past-expiration-date lumpy stretchmarked saggy deflated” women you claim to know have more fun and get more ass than your pathetic self EVER will.
Randal | July 30, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Congratulations to both of you Jamie and Casey. After spending a week in the USA, I’ve realized why so many nice and friendly people come from that part of the world, especially in the southern part of the US.
Wishing you two the best that life can offer and may you continue to touch the hearts of all you meet.
I’ve missed y’all! :)
Randal
mike jones | July 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm
@21 yup
Marc | July 30, 2008 at 4:35 pm
“you mean the culture that most of the world emulates right?”
Change “emulate” to “is infected by” and most people would agree. (By most people, I don’t mean BigJimBubbaBob and his wife SusieJeanieBeth, I mean the people who don’t start illegal wars to grab the resources necessary to continue polluting the world’s environment).
adeliza | July 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#23 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE:
You beat me to it. But I’ll add my piece:
FUCK YOU MATT
Any woman that is over 30 and thinks they have to stay faithful to their husbands wrinkled, 3 shades of too much red, crusty pubic haired, one-eyed snake needs to drop kick him to the curb.
How much fun is it to suck the same dick over and over grabbing a pasty white, bony ass the whole while?!?!?
Not too much fun I’d imagine, but I wouldn’t know.
I’ve never put myself into the rut of one ass-hole man. There are millions out there.
rough daddy | July 30, 2008 at 4:59 pm
“open to debate”? superfish know something others dont???
WOMCP | July 30, 2008 at 5:03 pm
IE YIE YIE!!
Matt | July 30, 2008 at 5:17 pm
“I’ve never put myself into the rut of one ass-hole man. There are millions out there.”
Yes, you do strike me as the type of woman who ruts with millions of assholes.
moobs | July 30, 2008 at 5:22 pm
wow #27 I applaud your intellect. I’m sure the world is a much better place having YOU in it.
(sarcasm)
Urbanspaceman | July 30, 2008 at 5:26 pm
DNA!!! DNA!!! DNA!!! DNA!!!
adeliza | July 30, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Matt:
“…..deflated body, fine, but at least live a little first.”
so it is ok for you and men to go out and live a little. Ok.
Moobs:
“wow #27 I applaud your intellect. I’m sure the world is a much better place having YOU in it. ”
So my statment was not ok, but Matt’s rude sexist statement was?!?!? Curious you don’t “applaud” his intellect.
Thanks to you both!!! I just won a bet with my coworker on this.
Of course everything I typed was bullshit, but I made a bet with my male coworker that the men can dish it out, but they can’t take it.
Tomorrow I’ll be thinking of you 2 while being treated to lunch!
Gracias!!!!
pete | July 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Goddam, adeliza, even your comment box is ugly.
1 MILF Hunter | July 30, 2008 at 5:58 pm
What a couple of shit kickers. They’ll play “Dueling Banjos” instead of “Here Comes the Bride”.
adeliza | July 30, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Pete….
once again…..
proved me right.
pete | July 30, 2008 at 6:07 pm
#36 – I surrender! I know I can’t beat you at your game (self-affirming conversations…with yourself).
Bigo | July 30, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Yeah. In Europe, people buy and pay a LOT for a pair of Levi’s, when in the US they cost a lot less. And I thought Levi’s was an ordinary brand because in High school my friends were wearing expensive jeans like Guess and all those preppy clothes lol
adeliza | July 30, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Pete-
Thanks! I’ll sleep better tonight because of that. Oh, and because I don’t have a “:babyhead-busted pussy (torn up, scarred over, loose). ”
Like in Matt’s comment #18.
But, of course his comments were OK!!!!!!
quake | July 30, 2008 at 6:37 pm
yea good luck with that..
Mutton Chop | July 30, 2008 at 9:37 pm
On Today’s Episode of Sooey!! 101
Jamie Lynn: Hey, dickwad! I almost fell over that bumper cruncher. Quit steering me wrong, ya big lummox!
Casey: H’yuk, h’yuk, let’s go f*ck s’more!
Jamie Lynn: WTF!! Don’t say that in public, you idiot!
Casey: Shut up bitch! They already know that’s all we do.
Jamie Lynn: YOU shut the fuck up!! – REMEMBER…I’m the one with the money and the RICH FUCKING SISTER!
Casey: Eeep….,
42 | July 30, 2008 at 9:48 pm
When do the tattoos and piercings start?
gina | July 30, 2008 at 10:39 pm
is this a joke? the girl is like 17.
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meeeeee | July 31, 2008 at 12:51 am
bogans.. and so are casey and ‘mini-britney’…. here in australia we honestly wish we didnt have to have anything to do with the US but unfortunately our prime minister is so far up the ass of your president there is no escape! ha ha ha… but again i just have to say BOGANS to you all!
dementa | July 31, 2008 at 1:49 am
Marc, you keep telling yourself that, but the spread from a dominant culture doesn’t happen unless the other cultures accept it. Ask any sociologist… but wait, I’m sure you’ve never met anybody who graduated from college, so never mind.
Face it. You hate it because it’s true — you’re a hypocrite, like all the others who snatch up iPods, jeans and hamburgers while whining about the evils of the US. If you didn’t know you were a hypocrite, you wouldn’t be protesting WAY too much.
Re: Jamie-Lynn and Casey, I wholeheartedly approve and hope that they marry right away. That way they can drift into total anonymity that much faster, popping out dozens of white-trash kids, drunkenly abusing each other, peeing in the woods because the newfangled toilet is broken, and roasting roadkill for dinner. Maybe Aunt Shitney will move in too, and pop out a few more of Casey’s sprogs!
gerard Vandenberg | July 31, 2008 at 8:05 am
WOW, a step closer to MISERY?
Doc Schweinstrudel | July 31, 2008 at 9:32 am
I would never be around someone with such FILTHY boots.
Europe Sucks Balls | July 31, 2008 at 10:34 am
Marc:
Europeans should be grateful for bailing their sorry asses out of TWO world wars.
Bunch of fucking pussies…
kit kitten | July 31, 2008 at 12:17 pm
dixie beer. that’s the true southern beer. and it tastes like piss. don’t get me wrong, i’ll still drink it in a pinch!