Jamie Lynn Spears set up $1 million deal with tabloid

December 19th, 2007 // 100 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears confirmed her pregnancy to OK! Magazine while being interviewed with her mother and is receiving no compensation – yet. The magazine has agreed to pay $1 million for a photo shoot when the baby is born which will be sooner than people think. Supposedly Jamie Lynn is more than 12 weeks pregnant. But why choose OK! and not another tabloid? Apparently it has to do with Britney having a breakdown months ago during a photo shoot with the magazine, according to TMZ:

Britney’s mom, Lynne, read the article (who didn’t?!) and called OK! personally to thank them “for handling it so well.” She stayed in touch with OK!, and called them this week when she learned that news of Jamie’s pregnancy was about to break. Her only requirement? Keep Britney out of it. This is about Jamie Lynn. “She trusted them to do it in a way that would be sympathetic to her daughter,” our source says.

It sounds like Lynne Spears is getting her head out of her ass and doing some smart parenting by keeping Britney out of this debacle. Of course, I won’t be fully impressed until Lynne builds a giant armored dome around the house so Britney can’t get near the baby. Just make sure it masks the smell of fried chicken. I once read in a newspaper that Britney chewed through a bank vault after finding out a guard inside had KFC for lunch. And by newspaper I may or may not mean this napkin I scribbled on with a pen.


  1. Racer X

    Wasn’t this up earlier?

  2. crabbity


  3. p0nk

    poor decision by the Spears family. By the time that baby is born (if it is ever born), this girl’s career is going to be so toileted that nobody will care. a lot like the jessica simpson playboy spread.

  4. Arnold


  5. Justyna

    Lily Allen’s pregnant, too.

  6. Gaius

    When this was first posted and then removed, I thought it was to try and fix your shameful misuse of words. Threw? I mean, seriously, can’t you write properly? Are you that stupid, superficial guy? Thats an error 1st graders make.

  7. steve

    Is Federline the father?

  8. It's me Fuckers

    There are some really good southern girls for you.

    You’d think with all of the fucking money they have they might be able to afford BIRTH CONTROL. Holy fuck! In this day and age, teenage pregnancy should be almost non-existant! Their momma must be proud.

  9. I think Jamie Lynn is getting uglier as she gets older.

    She was cute a couple of years ago.

  10. TheLouisinaStateUniversityFootballTeam

    Yes we all did Jamie after a practice one Friday and yes when she said enough is enough up the butt we did give the offensive line first crack at her pretty kitty. That said we swear none of us got her pregnant. Her mom said the gangbang would be ok if she got bowl tickets. None of us are the father.


    The LSU Football team.

  11. Bob

    Long time boyfriend huh? Do we have a case of statutory here?

  12. Gerald_Tarrant

    And with the collapse of Zoey 101, young Jamie Lynn will be teaming up with Larry Birkhead for MTV’s newest reality TV show………wait for it………..

    Pimp my baby.

  13. redsonja1313

    Great just what the world needs….. more of the stupid white trash Spears Genetic pool spread about. The whole fucking family should be sterlized… For gos sake Lynne is whoring out her UnWed teenage preggers daughter. Now we know where Britney got her parenting skills. Really I actually think a dog has better parenting skills then this brood.

  14. freakwad

    wow.. this surprises the shit out of me.. and here i was, thinking jamie lynn was going to be different than her trashy sister. arg.

  15. Spanky

    Classy family, real classy.

  16. Ooba Gooba

    Somewhere, Dina and Ali Lohan are VERY pissed off.

  17. Redneck

    She got pregnant for the Million dollars? what a total JEW

  18. adeliza

    White Trash all over the place.
    What a bunch of skanks.
    Can’t you just see those snot nosed little brats of Britneys playing with this kid, at family events?
    What a bunch of fucktards.
    I bet the baby is born crosseyed.

  19. I have seriously been wracking my brain to think of a suitable joke for this … subject, and I just can’t come up with anything. This joke has just been writing itself since Witless and K-Fed split. How many punch lines are there? Do we wake up tomorrow and find out that Britney is one of Saddam Hussein’s daughters? Or, mama Spears had herself impregnated from frozen sperm. Thing is, it was freezer burned, so she got the procedure half off.

    I’m afraid to turn on the TV right now…

  20. Tamara

    One would think they could afford birth control, but one would think they could also afford underwear and neither seem to be a staple in any Spears’ home.

    So classy of Lynne to encourage her daughter to splash her story across the front of a tabloid and ask for $1 million for it. I suppose she’ll do anything to profit from her daughters, even when they’ve shamed the family.

    Either way Brit owes her sister a bloody good Christmas gift. It’s a pretty big deal when you manage to upstage the Britney show and draw some of the negative press away from her.

  21. Auntie Kryst

    Grandma Spears is pretty fucking smart manager afterall. Sounds like she brokered a good deal over the upcoming arrival of her latest bastard grandchild from her underaged pregnant daughter. Does this woman only manage her daughters’ careers? Someone get her business card. Let’s hug it out bitch.

  22. claire

    Jessica Simpson aborted Joe Simpsons baby hahaha

  23. gits

    “Keep Britney out of it” is what you say when you’re down to your last bag of Cheetos. “Tell fatass to stick to her own tards” is what you say when your teen tard has a tardlette in the oven.

  24. claire

    Jessica Simpson aborted Joe Simpsons baby hahaha

  25. bill

    Looks like she got nekkid by the see-ment pond.

  26. veggi

    Can we move on to the smurf purchasing pa-lease!

  27. RAT

    Isnt she like 14.

  28. Andy

    It’s a conspiracy. All the chicks are getting fatter and fatter, one way or another. And starting when they’re younger. I mean, Jennifer Love Hewitt is one thing (namely, a 28-year-old version of Hillary Clinton from the waist down), but look at Mandy Moore. Really, look at her – here’s a wide-angle lens…Not that Jamie Lynn was exceptionally hot (nice middle-aged vanishing upper lip, to go with the whiteheads she always flaunts when showing cleavage). But at least there used to be one Spears who wasn’t a greased pig. It sucks because it’s impossible for me to become black (I’m employed, for starters) and so they all look like fatasses with stretch marks. If I wanted that I’d just visit Frist’s myspace page.

  29. veggi

    Dear Fish,

    Could you ‘threw’ away Andy for us please?



  30. Auntie Kryst

    @26 I second veggi’s request!

  31. D. Richards (Sqaulor.)

    It’s good to profit from your pregnancy. Not only will you make an easy million, but you’ll have such wonderfu memories. Agh! Flip to page fifty-two. This is what you looked like when you were a baby. Yeah. You were so sweet. Look how chubby your face was, ewwughha-I love you! Mommy just had to sale your birth to somebody.

    Yes. Leave Britney out of the story. Britney’s fucked up. Not like the rest of the Spears (k)lan. Yep! Britney’s the only person of that bunch that has problems.

  32. Shallo Val

    Money for nothing and the chicks for free.

    Well, more like money for being nothing and the checks come frequently. The Whorification of America. You can be nothing and the lowest form of amoeba, and you can me famous. Come one, COME ALL!!!!

  33. Upset "Fan" !

    wow this makes me so sadd lmao, i actually thought she would be different than her trashyy siss. but ha i was wrongg =( guesss all kid stars grow up to be first class sluts. hmm, whatta world.

  34. Auntie Kryst

    Also I 69 at veggi’s request. For that reason I request that Fish change her name to “sourdough”.

  35. Ooba Gooba

    I’ll bet Dina Lohan is pushing Ali to get knocked up now. She needs another cash cow since Lindsay’s career is over.

  36. g.o.d.

    The father is Casey Aldridge.

  37. Tapeworm

    The Spears cunts have eyes that are about 20 feet apart. They look like the result of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Too bad they don’t look like “Swallowed Load”.

    Also walking around with your mouth agape is not a way to impress people, cunt. Call me when your IQ rises into 3 digits.

  38. Spears Chucker

    I got thru to the Awesomely primitive OK magazine website which is like crashing now due to the crush to get the interview with J-LS. She is like so fucking DEEP:

    “But now that it’s in my lap and that it’s something I have to deal with, I’m looking forward to being the best mom I can be.”

    “I think my whole life I would have to live with knowing what I did or what I didn’t do.”

    “I put myself in this position, an adult position, so I have to act like an adult and take responsibility for what I did.”

    “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait. But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”

    Forget Buddha and Jesus. Fuck Socrates and Dr. Phil. Our new leader has appeared. All hail the prophet of the Adult Position.

  39. cynical

    wonder why momma spears book has been put on hold indefinately???? so many people are counting on mirroring her parental skills…..

  40. Darn, Now the parenting book by Lynne Spears is on hold. I was so looking forward to reading it so I could raise my kids better..

  41. veggi

    What’s an adult position? Her on top?..

  42. veggi

    If only she had insisted on putting herself in the Jimbo position (greased butthole pointing skyward).

  43. WhyDoesSheRateAMillionDollars

    When I was 13 most of my friends lost their viginity to this one girl who, if you would look in her eyes without freaking, would have sex with you. She was just as good looking as Jamie Lynn here. So why isn’t she famous? I can’t believe a magazine is payin her a million bucks for being bad.

  44. D. Richards (Because I care.)

    Ript’s too fucking honest today. What’s going on with you, Rips? Men? The fuckers. Bleeding from the hole? Bastard cunt. An itchy asshole?

    What-the fuck is wrong with you?

  45. eastcoastgirl

    This is so sad. Her white trash roots are definitely showing.

  46. Auntie Kryst

    @34 Wow, my first troll. I was hoping it would be funnier.

  47. Born Again White Trash, Vidor, TX

    These same rumors were OUT at the end of July. Jamie Lynn is way past 12 weeks. She is starting to show so it had to be announced. She will spit that little watermelon out in early Spring. She has to be 4-5 months. Do the math. The rumors began and she was undecided about what to do and the family has taken this long to announce it to reduce the ridicule time.

    Understand she is only 16 and the sister of a whore who NEVER had sex with Justin T. Did the dumb bitch Bit think the cherry would grow back if she waited a while? Little sister gets birth control info from her sister Brit who told Matt Lauer in her tearful interview that “they are just CUNTry.”

    I know what happened. Jamie Lynn had problems with her birth control pills. They kept falling OUT.

  48. ktg13

    Isn’t she like 15?

  49. @42 You so funny troll. Go back to blowing your brother..

  50. D. Richards (Slob.)

    No, man. An ‘adult position’ is: you know in pornos when the woman is on her back propped up against a couch or something, body reasting on the neck, she’s looking down her stomach, legs foward, knees touching the sides of her tits, and the guy’s standing-up, dip-fucking in to her ass with his fingers gently pushing his cock down?

    That’s an adult position.

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