Jamie Lynn Spears announced she’s having the child of her “longtime” boyfriend Casey Aldridge. However, just before Thanksgiving when she supposedly revealed the pregnancy to her mom, Jamie told the Associated Press that she wasn’t in a relationship, according to US magazine:
“I kind of just keep my options open,” she said. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.”
In the same interview, Jamie Lynn — who said she eventually wants to study at Louisiana State University — added that she had no plans to follow in Britney’s footsteps.
So this baby could be the child of any of her “bunch of guy friends,” but Casey Aldridge is talking the fall. At least until the paternity test results followed by a lengthy courtroom drama complete with media circus. Ah, the Spears girls. Mama done raised them right.
hannahbanana | December 19, 2007 at 10:31 am
Quick! Someone push her down the stairs!
Andie | December 19, 2007 at 10:32 am
Wow, no comments yet. Maybe she just figured at that time it wasn’t anybody’s business.
First | December 19, 2007 at 10:32 am
first
Kreese | December 19, 2007 at 10:32 am
fucking whore
ashley | December 19, 2007 at 10:33 am
i cant believe this!
Shallo Val | December 19, 2007 at 10:33 am
It’s the Spears’ “head-case race” to see who can get more covers and coverage. Whe can have more babies, who can be the biggest whore/slut/asshole/dipshit/insert word here of the family.
Their older brother must be so embarrassed.
wooz | December 19, 2007 at 10:34 am
K-FED is the fucking father and she doesn’t want to admit it.
Nefarious Crotch Kicker | December 19, 2007 at 10:34 am
That parenting book must be spectacular. It should be titled “you can take the girl from the trailer park, but…”
noneyobeezwax | December 19, 2007 at 10:36 am
so what day is she going on the maury show to find out who the father is?
noneyobeezwax | December 19, 2007 at 10:38 am
so what day is she going on the maury show to find out who the father really is? i love it when they get on there and claim they know with 100% certainity who the father is and then turn out to be wrong…. over and over again. then they show em in the back crying cause they just realized they are nothing more than gutter sluts. it’s awesome.
loveme | December 19, 2007 at 10:41 am
She is so gorgeous! Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club MEETRICH.COM. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 19, 2007 at 10:42 am
“added that she had no plans to follow in Britney’s footsteps.”
Good job slut. At least Brit got married to a piece of shit before she got preggo. You just got gang banged and pulled a name out of a hat. Amazing that anyone can make Brit look just a little better.
Britney better release her wedding night video quick before this little whore steals all the popwreck limelight.
yolanda man | December 19, 2007 at 10:44 am
so. this is a fine hoe-do-you-do….
they are both ugly, and now, reproducing, making it virtually pointless for anyone with a brain to have a child with the exception of hopefully beating their offspring up.
Shallo Val | December 19, 2007 at 10:46 am
7 – I wouldn’t put it past them. You may be onto something.
I love how these “good christians” can fuck and fuck and ball and blow but they don’t wear protection and “refuse” to have abortions.
RELIGION IS A FACADE AND A FUCKING JOKE PERPETRATED ON THE UNWASHED MASSES. AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE PEOPLE. THAT AND MARRIAGE.
hotyute | December 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
I am beyond speechless at this point. I hope no one blames Jesus for this, or Santa Claus, or even Satan. This hilbilly shit is truly vile. oh god, im 2 late, someone blamed religion. religion was fucking jamie and or was receiving the fuck.
Giggles | December 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
You mean she lied about having sex, just like Britney did? I’m shocked. Apparently these girls learned early on it’s better to do it and lie about it and still get fame and fortune. Whores.
Ooba Gooba | December 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hey , #11, you seriously need to go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about you or your fucking websites. Fuck off.
That being said, I’ll be the publishers of Momma Spears book are pretty red-faced right about now……
Ooba Gooba | December 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hey , #11, you seriously need to go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about you or your fucking websites. Fuck off.
That being said, I’ll bet the publishers of Momma Spears book are pretty red-faced right about now……
tanya | December 19, 2007 at 10:50 am
little. tiny. whore.
E Normous Johnson | December 19, 2007 at 10:52 am
This little bitch is hot.
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 10:57 am
expected..
In other news, Paris tried to buy midgets dressed as Smurfs. True story. What? I wouldn’t make that up! I’m not even drunk yet!!..
Gerald_Tarrant | December 19, 2007 at 10:57 am
This is a sign that the movie “Idiocracy” is a chilling vision into our true future.
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 11:00 am
22- great flick..and no shit, eh? I think I’d rather live in Halloween than Idiocracy..
havoc | December 19, 2007 at 11:02 am
They’ve just confirmed that Jamie Lynn actually got pregnant by sitting on her sister Britney’s car seat…..
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RichPort | December 19, 2007 at 11:02 am
No boyfriend over Thanksgving, but she still managed to get her turkey stuffed.
Auntie Kryst | December 19, 2007 at 11:04 am
@21 Yup veggi’s right, no big surprise that a Spears is pregnant. All I want to know now is if LSU has a soroity for single moms. Now, what’s this about midget smurfs? This I gotta hear.
Ruby | December 19, 2007 at 11:07 am
The biggest problem I have with this is the sheer stupidity to not look out for your own future. A cousin of mine got pregnant at 17. My mom pulled me aside and literally told me: “If you don’t get your degree from college and find yourself a job before having kids, I will kill you. I’m not even kidding, I’ll put my hands around your throat and kill you.” That and a video from an actual birth pretty much scared me from ever having kids, period.
D. Richards | December 19, 2007 at 11:07 am
Jesus-Christ! This day is getting better, and better, and better. More. Today’s gotta be the day Britney ODs.
Superevil | December 19, 2007 at 11:08 am
Say it with me girls
BUTTSEX
deaconjones | December 19, 2007 at 11:13 am
MMMMM Yummy…..
I would dominate this bitch’s head right thru a bedroom wall,
heck, thats probably just what some dude did….way to go bud! Use her before she starts to sag!
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 11:13 am
Auntie! Here’s the link. I
p0nk | December 19, 2007 at 11:14 am
“I kind of just keep my options [legs] open…”
damncrazy | December 19, 2007 at 11:16 am
30- save it for your padded room, fuckin psycho.
Auntie Kryst | December 19, 2007 at 11:21 am
Oh God love it, that was funny! Thanks veggi! Just like I thought when I read that story about her and the oompa loompa, Paris is the fucking real life Veruca Salt. C’mon Fish, put this out there for all to read.
LadyJane | December 19, 2007 at 11:22 am
How do i explain to my 6 year old daughter that Zoey 101 didn’t take sex ed 101????
Mike Holloway | December 19, 2007 at 11:23 am
Underwear sniffing gouls have thrown their haughty heads back and parted their nosehairs to sniff the stuff you’re make of.
Isn’t it great that the government cares? Don’t you like the attention? Now when piles of molecules signal to each other, they will always have a friendly man in the middle.
NSA Gets Real Time Access to Your Email
Kurt Nimmo
TruthNews
December 19, 2007
It was inevitable: the Advanced Research Projects Agency, later to become DARPA, right out of the Pentagon, created the internet. The RAND Corporation invented modern packet switching. DARPA and ARPANET recruited Vint Cerf of Stanford University to work on TCP/IP. Cerf is regarded as “the father of the Internet,” or maybe that should be the military-NSA snoop network. Now we learn NSA increasingly controls SSL, now called Transport Layer Security, the cryptographic protocol that provides secure communications on the internet for web browsing, e-mail, instant messaging, and other data transfers.
In other words, increasingly, the NSA is reading your email and everything you type in your IM client — and in real time, that is to say there is no delay in the timeliness of the information, the underwear drawer snoopers have the ability to read your IMs as you type them.
“Certain privacy/full session SSL email hosting services have been purchased/changed operational control by NSA and affiliates within the past few months, through private intermediary entities,” notes Cryptome.
Hushmail: now fully owned by private entity NSA affiliate; has had informal relationship with NSA for a number of years that effectively provided NSA with real time access to Hushmail’s hosting servers.
Safe-mail.net: Israeli-based, ironically privately lauded by NSA and US military several years ago for its sound implementation of SendMail with SSL webmail GUI frontend. Now provides mail server info to NSA in real time.
Guardster.com (SSH/SSL proxy): NSA contractors have “bought” full access rights to Guardster servers a few days ago. Separate but related: facilitated port sniffing of hosting servers at Everyones Internet, on NSA affiliates’ behalf, has been ongoing for a number of months now.
Geekspeak aside, what this means is that the NSA is buying up key technology in an effort to snoop you even more closely. If this trend continues, we may as well call the internet the NSAnet.
Moreover, according to Cryptome’s research, if you own “security” software produced by Zone Alarm, Symantec, and MacAfee, you are in essence throwing out a welcome mat for the NSA and its bevy of underwear drawer sniffing goons. “All facilitate Microsoft’s NSA-controlled remote admin access via IP/TCP ports 1024 through 1030,” and without a “security flag,” that it to say you will be none the wiser.
It won’t be long now before Winston Smith’s telescreen is barking orders.
deaconjones | December 19, 2007 at 11:25 am
@33
Damn crazy, isnt that a bit ironic you’re calling someone psycho, yo?
36 wtf are you talking about | December 19, 2007 at 11:27 am
100 bucks says the father is a janitor at the local highschool. Possibly over 40 and possibly not white.
p0nk | December 19, 2007 at 11:29 am
Mike,
First Area 51 and now this. damn these government conspiracies!
1MILF Hunter | December 19, 2007 at 11:29 am
Another Spears girl headed back to Louisiana to the trailer park to raise her young ‘un. The family coondog will get scared that the rotting front porch may collapse from the weight of the Spears girl’s young ‘uns and crush poor old Blue.
my comment | December 19, 2007 at 11:30 am
Unfitney, Part Deux.
Seriously, where’s these girls’ father?
michelle | December 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
so much for her career, i assume. it is one thing to have children after 18 and be put on a network somewhere… but having a child at 16, i do not think any of those nick related networks will touch her. really sad. =/
veggi | December 19, 2007 at 11:38 am
p0nk!
Next we’ll hear the government listens in on our phone conversations and can watch us with crazy dish-like things from space!
The White Urkle | December 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
#24 LOL! That is the best one yet.
Girls, taking it in the ass is much less painfull than pushing a kid out.
nagger please | December 19, 2007 at 11:42 am
Just tell me it wasn’t a negro.
p0nk | December 19, 2007 at 11:43 am
Veggi, that whole space thing is a hoax. The moon landing was staged in a studio.
deaconjones | December 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
Thats right ladies!
Do you know what “technical virgins” are?
Theyre good girls, thats what they are, VERY good girls
deaconjones | December 19, 2007 at 11:50 am
Just like me. Can I get fucked in the ass and still be a virgin? Of course! God, I love it up the ass. I can give and take, but I prefer take.
OklahomaHippy | December 19, 2007 at 11:51 am
The word on the street is actually that one of the producers for her show is the father, despite the public claims that aldridge is the father.
chauncey gardner | December 19, 2007 at 11:54 am
What do you all want to bet that the father is an adult?