Jamie Lynn Spears didn’t have a boyfriend at Thanksgiving

December 19th, 2007 // 110 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears announced she’s having the child of her “longtime” boyfriend Casey Aldridge. However, just before Thanksgiving when she supposedly revealed the pregnancy to her mom, Jamie told the Associated Press that she wasn’t in a relationship, according to US magazine:

“I kind of just keep my options open,” she said. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.”
In the same interview, Jamie Lynn — who said she eventually wants to study at Louisiana State University — added that she had no plans to follow in Britney’s footsteps.

So this baby could be the child of any of her “bunch of guy friends,” but Casey Aldridge is talking the fall. At least until the paternity test results followed by a lengthy courtroom drama complete with media circus. Ah, the Spears girls. Mama done raised them right.

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  1. hannahbanana

    Quick! Someone push her down the stairs!

  2. Andie

    Wow, no comments yet. Maybe she just figured at that time it wasn’t anybody’s business.

  3. First

    first

  4. Kreese

    fucking whore

  5. ashley

    i cant believe this!

  6. Shallo Val

    It’s the Spears’ “head-case race” to see who can get more covers and coverage. Whe can have more babies, who can be the biggest whore/slut/asshole/dipshit/insert word here of the family.

    Their older brother must be so embarrassed.

  7. wooz

    K-FED is the fucking father and she doesn’t want to admit it.

  8. Nefarious Crotch Kicker

    That parenting book must be spectacular. It should be titled “you can take the girl from the trailer park, but…”

  9. noneyobeezwax

    so what day is she going on the maury show to find out who the father is?

  10. noneyobeezwax

    so what day is she going on the maury show to find out who the father really is? i love it when they get on there and claim they know with 100% certainity who the father is and then turn out to be wrong…. over and over again. then they show em in the back crying cause they just realized they are nothing more than gutter sluts. it’s awesome.

  11. loveme

    She is so gorgeous! Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club MEETRICH.COM. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

  12. Gerald_Tarrant

    “added that she had no plans to follow in Britney’s footsteps.”

    Good job slut. At least Brit got married to a piece of shit before she got preggo. You just got gang banged and pulled a name out of a hat. Amazing that anyone can make Brit look just a little better.

    Britney better release her wedding night video quick before this little whore steals all the popwreck limelight.

  13. yolanda man

    so. this is a fine hoe-do-you-do….

    they are both ugly, and now, reproducing, making it virtually pointless for anyone with a brain to have a child with the exception of hopefully beating their offspring up.

  14. Shallo Val

    7 – I wouldn’t put it past them. You may be onto something.

    I love how these “good christians” can fuck and fuck and ball and blow but they don’t wear protection and “refuse” to have abortions.

    RELIGION IS A FACADE AND A FUCKING JOKE PERPETRATED ON THE UNWASHED MASSES. AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE PEOPLE. THAT AND MARRIAGE.

  15. I am beyond speechless at this point. I hope no one blames Jesus for this, or Santa Claus, or even Satan. This hilbilly shit is truly vile. oh god, im 2 late, someone blamed religion. religion was fucking jamie and or was receiving the fuck.

  16. You mean she lied about having sex, just like Britney did? I’m shocked. Apparently these girls learned early on it’s better to do it and lie about it and still get fame and fortune. Whores.

  17. Ooba Gooba

    Hey , #11, you seriously need to go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about you or your fucking websites. Fuck off.

    That being said, I’ll be the publishers of Momma Spears book are pretty red-faced right about now……

  18. Ooba Gooba

    Hey , #11, you seriously need to go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about you or your fucking websites. Fuck off.

    That being said, I’ll bet the publishers of Momma Spears book are pretty red-faced right about now……

  19. tanya

    little. tiny. whore.

  20. E Normous Johnson

    This little bitch is hot.

  21. veggi

    expected..

    In other news, Paris tried to buy midgets dressed as Smurfs. True story. What? I wouldn’t make that up! I’m not even drunk yet!!..

  22. Gerald_Tarrant

    This is a sign that the movie “Idiocracy” is a chilling vision into our true future.

  23. veggi

    22- great flick..and no shit, eh? I think I’d rather live in Halloween than Idiocracy..

  24. havoc

    They’ve just confirmed that Jamie Lynn actually got pregnant by sitting on her sister Britney’s car seat…..

    .

  25. RichPort

    No boyfriend over Thanksgving, but she still managed to get her turkey stuffed.

  26. Auntie Kryst

    @21 Yup veggi’s right, no big surprise that a Spears is pregnant. All I want to know now is if LSU has a soroity for single moms. Now, what’s this about midget smurfs? This I gotta hear.

  27. Ruby

    The biggest problem I have with this is the sheer stupidity to not look out for your own future. A cousin of mine got pregnant at 17. My mom pulled me aside and literally told me: “If you don’t get your degree from college and find yourself a job before having kids, I will kill you. I’m not even kidding, I’ll put my hands around your throat and kill you.” That and a video from an actual birth pretty much scared me from ever having kids, period.

  28. D. Richards

    Jesus-Christ! This day is getting better, and better, and better. More. Today’s gotta be the day Britney ODs.

  29. Superevil

    Say it with me girls

    BUTTSEX

  30. deaconjones

    MMMMM Yummy…..

    I would dominate this bitch’s head right thru a bedroom wall,

    heck, thats probably just what some dude did….way to go bud! Use her before she starts to sag!

  31. Auntie! Here’s the link. I

  32. p0nk

    “I kind of just keep my options [legs] open…”

  33. damncrazy

    30- save it for your padded room, fuckin psycho.

  34. Auntie Kryst

    Oh God love it, that was funny! Thanks veggi! Just like I thought when I read that story about her and the oompa loompa, Paris is the fucking real life Veruca Salt. C’mon Fish, put this out there for all to read.

  35. LadyJane

    How do i explain to my 6 year old daughter that Zoey 101 didn’t take sex ed 101????

  36. Mike Holloway

    Underwear sniffing gouls have thrown their haughty heads back and parted their nosehairs to sniff the stuff you’re make of.

    Isn’t it great that the government cares? Don’t you like the attention? Now when piles of molecules signal to each other, they will always have a friendly man in the middle.

    NSA Gets Real Time Access to Your Email

    Kurt Nimmo
    TruthNews
    December 19, 2007

    It was inevitable: the Advanced Research Projects Agency, later to become DARPA, right out of the Pentagon, created the internet. The RAND Corporation invented modern packet switching. DARPA and ARPANET recruited Vint Cerf of Stanford University to work on TCP/IP. Cerf is regarded as “the father of the Internet,” or maybe that should be the military-NSA snoop network. Now we learn NSA increasingly controls SSL, now called Transport Layer Security, the cryptographic protocol that provides secure communications on the internet for web browsing, e-mail, instant messaging, and other data transfers.

    In other words, increasingly, the NSA is reading your email and everything you type in your IM client — and in real time, that is to say there is no delay in the timeliness of the information, the underwear drawer snoopers have the ability to read your IMs as you type them.

    “Certain privacy/full session SSL email hosting services have been purchased/changed operational control by NSA and affiliates within the past few months, through private intermediary entities,” notes Cryptome.

    Hushmail: now fully owned by private entity NSA affiliate; has had informal relationship with NSA for a number of years that effectively provided NSA with real time access to Hushmail’s hosting servers.

    Safe-mail.net: Israeli-based, ironically privately lauded by NSA and US military several years ago for its sound implementation of SendMail with SSL webmail GUI frontend. Now provides mail server info to NSA in real time.

    Guardster.com (SSH/SSL proxy): NSA contractors have “bought” full access rights to Guardster servers a few days ago. Separate but related: facilitated port sniffing of hosting servers at Everyones Internet, on NSA affiliates’ behalf, has been ongoing for a number of months now.

    Geekspeak aside, what this means is that the NSA is buying up key technology in an effort to snoop you even more closely. If this trend continues, we may as well call the internet the NSAnet.

    Moreover, according to Cryptome’s research, if you own “security” software produced by Zone Alarm, Symantec, and MacAfee, you are in essence throwing out a welcome mat for the NSA and its bevy of underwear drawer sniffing goons. “All facilitate Microsoft’s NSA-controlled remote admin access via IP/TCP ports 1024 through 1030,” and without a “security flag,” that it to say you will be none the wiser.

    It won’t be long now before Winston Smith’s telescreen is barking orders.

  37. deaconjones

    @33

    Damn crazy, isnt that a bit ironic you’re calling someone psycho, yo?

  38. 36 wtf are you talking about

    100 bucks says the father is a janitor at the local highschool. Possibly over 40 and possibly not white.

  39. p0nk

    Mike,

    First Area 51 and now this. damn these government conspiracies!

  40. 1MILF Hunter

    Another Spears girl headed back to Louisiana to the trailer park to raise her young ‘un. The family coondog will get scared that the rotting front porch may collapse from the weight of the Spears girl’s young ‘uns and crush poor old Blue.

  41. my comment

    Unfitney, Part Deux.

    Seriously, where’s these girls’ father?

  42. michelle

    so much for her career, i assume. it is one thing to have children after 18 and be put on a network somewhere… but having a child at 16, i do not think any of those nick related networks will touch her. really sad. =/

  43. veggi

    p0nk!
    Next we’ll hear the government listens in on our phone conversations and can watch us with crazy dish-like things from space!

  44. The White Urkle

    #24 LOL! That is the best one yet.

    Girls, taking it in the ass is much less painfull than pushing a kid out.

  45. nagger please

    Just tell me it wasn’t a negro.

  46. p0nk

    Veggi, that whole space thing is a hoax. The moon landing was staged in a studio.

  47. deaconjones

    Thats right ladies!

    Do you know what “technical virgins” are?
    Theyre good girls, thats what they are, VERY good girls

  48. deaconjones

    Just like me. Can I get fucked in the ass and still be a virgin? Of course! God, I love it up the ass. I can give and take, but I prefer take.

  49. OklahomaHippy

    The word on the street is actually that one of the producers for her show is the father, despite the public claims that aldridge is the father.

  50. chauncey gardner

    What do you all want to bet that the father is an adult?

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