Jamie Lynn Spears ready to sue over liposuction rumors
Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to sue some asses over reports that she had liposuction performed while pregnant, according to TMZ:
We’re told the story is “100% NOT true” — that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would “never in her life” do anything like it.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess the story in question is this little item from Star. I should solve crimes:
Jamie Lynn had just finished her hit Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 when she found the weight piling on. Not realizing she was expecting, she pleaded with her mom, Lynne Spears, to let her get liposuction, says a source.
“She didn’t know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure,” a second source reveals. “Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient.”
Look, I’m sure the Spears family isn’t that stupid to confuse pregnancy with getting fat. – – On second thought, this totally happened, but with one exception: They used a Wet Vac in the garage. FOOSH! “Mama, I’s skinny ‘gain! Huh. Why’s this here vacuum got a bay-bee in it alls a sudden? That ain’t right…”