Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to sue some asses over reports that she had liposuction performed while pregnant, according to TMZ:
We’re told the story is “100% NOT true” — that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would “never in her life” do anything like it.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess the story in question is this little item from Star. I should solve crimes:
Jamie Lynn had just finished her hit Nickelodeon show Zoey 101 when she found the weight piling on. Not realizing she was expecting, she pleaded with her mom, Lynne Spears, to let her get liposuction, says a source.
“She didn’t know she was pregnant when she filled out the health questionnaire prior to the procedure,” a second source reveals. “Her mom approved the injections and went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to administer them to an underage patient.”
Look, I’m sure the Spears family isn’t that stupid to confuse pregnancy with getting fat. – - On second thought, this totally happened, but with one exception: They used a Wet Vac in the garage. FOOSH! “Mama, I’s skinny ‘gain! Huh. Why’s this here vacuum got a bay-bee in it alls a sudden? That ain’t right…”
k | December 4, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Motherhood is beautiful. Especially from behind.
FilletofBitch | December 4, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I want to bang her child AND her.
mephesto59 | December 4, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Looks like she forgot to apply the self tanner to her neck. Classy.
OJ's MomMom | December 4, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Four Words:
WHO
GIVES
A
FUCK?
OJ's Mom | December 4, 2008 at 12:45 pm
All I know is I’ll be buying that little bastard Government Cheese for the next 18 years.
Chris@Dofollow Lists | December 4, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I’m probably guessing that the final statement about the Wet-Vac is probably not true, haha, but it sure was funny!
Bullshit | December 4, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Before any surgery, blood is drawn. Every woman is tested for pregnancy. This is standard procedure. No surgeon would do lipo on a pregnant woman. I call bullshit on this.
mmmmuah | December 4, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Gawd I’m tired of this brat and her mom. No wonder Britney is bonkers.
mmmmuah | December 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm
And by “brat and her mom” I was talking about Jamie Lynn and her crackhouse mother, but I suppose the same thing could go for young Jamie and her bastard child.
Czarnecki | December 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm
The sad thing is, Jamie’s child is going to grow up and in 14 to 15 years from now we are going to go through the same thing again! Hopefully this child survives and makes a good name.
Fish is a 14 year-old girl | December 4, 2008 at 1:21 pm
“This totally happened?” And I was like, and then she was like, and than Jamie Lynn was like………………
havoc | December 4, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Why can’t she just binge and purge like everyone else?
gah…..
.
britney's weave | December 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm
you should have spelled vacuum phonetically for full redneck effect.
veggi | December 4, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Kiki ready to sue over botox rumors..
drewski2u | December 4, 2008 at 1:53 pm
WTF, is this trucker trash pregnant again or what? Whatever happened with that?
Sport | December 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Whadup with the free Carl’s Jr sunglasses?
michelle | December 4, 2008 at 2:10 pm
she definitely looks good after the baby. good for her. but wasn’t this chick pregnant again? those rumours went away fast…
Shitney Still SUX | December 4, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I wouldn’t doubt that this story is true. They are stupid like that.
If there was any truth to her follow-up pregnancy rumor, she more than likely aborted. It’s pretty hard to milk any sympathy the second time around.
When it comes to these twats, the crazier the stories, the harder they are to DISbelieve.
Spencer Pratt | December 4, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I would so hit that. Heidi is good but she’s a bit bony.
dew | December 4, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I agree with 7. A female of child-bearing age is ‘supposed’ to have a pregnancy test for hospitalization, or a procedure requiring anesthesia of any kind.
mimi | December 4, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I hope it makes you assholes feel good to pick on a child.
ummm...yeah | December 4, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Haha veggie!
For once I agree with mimi, leave the bastard baby out of this.
Fuck Shitney and her hillbilly clan…God! will it EVER END???
Fish, I’m fucking gonna hire a hitman to take your fuckin ass out!
ummm...yeah | December 4, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Anyone wanna pitch in for the expense?
LargelyGay | December 4, 2008 at 4:19 pm
nice tits and waist.
as’about it.
missywissy | December 4, 2008 at 4:30 pm
The Superficial should track down #2 and report them to the authorities.
Why is everyone always picking on Jamie Lynn? She doesn’t flaunt celebrity, and takes RESPONSIBILITY, so why does everyone compare her to Britney? Jamie Lynn is a lot younger and more fit as a mother than her older sister. She’s keeping to herself and raising her kid. You all should cut her some slack. And by slack I don’t mean by writing how nice her ass is. Show some respect.
Danklin24 | December 4, 2008 at 4:37 pm
A baby in a wet-vac, thats fucking vile yet funny as hell.
Rough Daddy | December 4, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Those HIcks heard of Kelly Ripa? geez us with the laziness…
lindary | December 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
gerard Vandenberg | December 5, 2008 at 7:29 am
ATTENTION:
we have here a role model AMERICAN mum, folks!!
Monkey's Bone | December 5, 2008 at 11:50 am
hehehehehe ……….. She wanted to be a celebritard …..Well …. Here Ya Go
You’re “OURS” now bitch !!!
To say whatever we wish cuz you’re a celebritard, a papparazzi whore and a freaking backwoods barefoot-&-pregnant idiot. And celebritards get “Superficial” attention …. HAHAHAHA
stacey | July 22, 2009 at 10:17 am
This world is messed up.