Holy freaking crap, it’s the reclusive “because her parents want to hide their shame in the backwoods of Louisiana but the paps still find her anyway” Jamie Lynn Spears! Sometimes I doubt my journalistic integrity, but when I post pics like this, I know I’m at the top of my game. Take notes, CNN, MSNBC, and, yeah, okay, FOX News when you’re done tonguing some W anus. I just journalized you all in the face! WHA-POW!
NOTE: What does it say about me as a person that I think Jamie Lynn’s pregnant body is way hotter than Britney’s non-pregnant gelatinous form? Besides that I’m probably going to jail.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Nice cankles…
hasn’t she been pregnant for like a year at this point?
I’d fuck that underage body so hard the fetus would stick to my cock.
@47 nipolian’s not new. he’s making a joke.
I think she’s sexy.
her ass is HUGE!
shit, i’d do the bitch even now that she is pregnant, fuck that, just a little more cushion fo’ the pushin’
Milk does a body, can’t wait till those spigots turn on and we get the pap shots of them leaking…
No offense buddy, but the last thing I would ever call is a journalist. Half the stuff on this website is shit. It’s also a cest pool of hate. All your doing is inviting people to either :
a) Exploit the bodies of various famous women
or
b) Bash the women by stating how fat they look or by questioning their intellegence
” I just journalized you all in the face!” : hilarious.
“cest” pool? Please, fucktard, please.
And I do love silly cunts misspelling “intelligence”.
Don’t you have some cartoons to watch or a gallon of ice cream to eat?
#63, Freudian slip. She just got out of the hot tub with her brother and was thinking “incest” and “pool.” It happens.
She’s pretty cute…. but too bad she’s pregnant now and that makes me like her no more.
I wonder if she’ll get all fat and gross after the kid is born like her sister did?
Cankles-cankles-bo-bankles….
Well, if my family’s lives and house got ruined because of a hurricane, and I had tons of money because I was famous, the first thing I would do would be to spend my money helping them out. So either
A. Britney was already bat-shit crazy and had too much shit going on that she could not even begin to help her family at the time of Katrina (I can’t remember that far back… I like drinking)
B. Britney & company are fine with the state of their living conditions or
C. Britney doesn’t care about the well-being of her family
Any answer is feasible. You choose! Like those books, where you get to choose what happens, and it directs you do the page where your option is located. Yeahhh, those were sweet.
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” 24. Veroonica – April 11, 2008 1:54 PM
check out jr. miss skandadonia’s thighs. Cottage cheese formin’ Jamie Lynn. I’m sure Casey’s gonna love him some post preg thunder thigh. I can see an absentee, dead beat dad in babies future.
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Yea……I’m sure you’re just the epitome of hotness…. nothing but lean, tan, legs and not an ounce of extra on you anywhere, right? stfu already… right, because most chicks are able to carry around another human being and not put on an extra ounce or obtain thunder thighs in the process. Sounds to me like jealousy. Slut. And yea, that last comment about the absentee, dead beat dad, took a fucking fortune teller to figure that out. You should be a pyschic and charge for all that enlightenment. Right after you release the fitness dvd i mean.
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on “SeekingRich.com”yesterday. “Although she has a kid,she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.
Yeah and half of you people that are saying stuff about her being preg at a young age, probably were your ownself or probaby got an abortion.
if you look around, teen pregnancy is everywhere and you only make it a big deal because she’s a celebrity.
grow the fuck up.
she’s adorable and i think she’s handling it the best she can.
i’m proud of her.
WHORE!
WHORE!
hey i watch zoey 101 alot and on the new shows she do not look pregnant how do they do that i wonder sence chase is coming back then is he still gonna be in love wit her still hahahaha hes a suck up any way also i heard Romeo was her babys daddy. shes 2 young if dat was my daughter she will be out my house faster u can say get out jkjkjkjkjkkjkjkj im only 11 but jamie is my biggest artist beside chris brown
Hello, Daeriona (#76)…
Please go to Disney.com and do not post anymore on a site for adults.
Your parents leave you alone too long, and we all find your comments ridiculous — k?
I’d bang that pregnant pussy like it owed me money !
Then piss all over that schoolgirl face.
Yummy.
she is so stupid
damn girl!
havin a baby at 17 is so freaking wrong.
lol her birthday is 4 days beforw mine.same year.
but i am not as stupid as she.
Ridiculous ruining her life at her age with a pregnancy. She should put that infant up for adoption so the child can be raised by a family who truly wants a baby.
Hope this doesnt start a new teen fad..
Strange, her breasts look the same size as before she got pregnant.