Holy freaking crap, it’s the reclusive “because her parents want to hide their shame in the backwoods of Louisiana but the paps still find her anyway” Jamie Lynn Spears! Sometimes I doubt my journalistic integrity, but when I post pics like this, I know I’m at the top of my game. Take notes, CNN, MSNBC, and, yeah, okay, FOX News when you’re done tonguing some W anus. I just journalized you all in the face! WHA-POW!
NOTE: What does it say about me as a person that I think Jamie Lynn’s pregnant body is way hotter than Britney’s non-pregnant gelatinous form? Besides that I’m probably going to jail.