Holy freaking crap, it’s the reclusive “because her parents want to hide their shame in the backwoods of Louisiana but the paps still find her anyway” Jamie Lynn Spears! Sometimes I doubt my journalistic integrity, but when I post pics like this, I know I’m at the top of my game. Take notes, CNN, MSNBC, and, yeah, okay, FOX News when you’re done tonguing some W anus. I just journalized you all in the face! WHA-POW!
NOTE: What does it say about me as a person that I think Jamie Lynn’s pregnant body is way hotter than Britney’s non-pregnant gelatinous form? Besides that I’m probably going to jail.
Photos: INFdaily.com
pj | April 11, 2008 at 1:10 pm
When is she due?
danni | April 11, 2008 at 1:10 pm
The girl looks really cute!
I realize that is wrong on all kinds of levels….
She really looks like she is taking care of herself though!
shanipie | April 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm
These pics are sooo surreal. I mean this is just sad.
dirt chicken | April 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm
WHORE !
Sam | April 11, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Mmmmmm…I wanna lick her feet…
Auntie Kryst | April 11, 2008 at 1:18 pm
*Pomp & Circumstance plays in the background*
Ladies and Gentleman I am pleased to introduce to you, your Kentwood, LA G.E.D. class of 2008.
nipolian | April 11, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Tallmingle.com????? What the fuck that mean? web-site for tall people only???? cora…you crazy!!!
Clam | April 11, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Why is her ass pointy?
ILLEGAL | April 11, 2008 at 1:24 pm
If it is wrong to find her hot then I don’t want to be right…..unfortunately that is where the law comes in.
ph7 | April 11, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Looks like every other teenage hillbilly mom – cute because they are so young and swollen,, but soon to be fat and bitter.
ph7 | April 11, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Look at the porch in pic #3 – I know the Spears are southern back woods trash, but don’t you think with a little family money, they would move to neighborhood where people’s houses aren’t peeling and overgrown?
Snides | April 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm
When are they going to prosecute her Zoey producer for impregnating the slack-jawed, yokel?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Wow, she’s really let herself go…… what a fucking cow.
They White Urkle | April 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Wow, she looks very cute. I would rather do her here than Brit. And I really want to do some nasty things with Britney. Now I just need to Google Map the nearest Mormom Commune.
jeremiah | April 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Is it so wrong that I want to tap that ass. BTW, how old is this girl?
SLASH | April 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
#14 right after the paternity test..
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | April 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Oh, now I recognize her….. I saw her running out of the Yearning for Zion Ranch a couple of days ago….. Damn crazy West Texans!
Auntie Kryst | April 11, 2008 at 1:34 pm
@13 I was thinking the same thing. Young Casey can make a couple extra bucks for the baby by mowing the neighbors yard. The porch needs to be painted too. Is this Kentwood or Dogpatch??
Binky | April 11, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Come on Fish guy – it’s not that hard to get pix of this gal.
You just have to wait for recess.
(The bell usually rings first – then head to the back of the school)
someguy | April 11, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Her boobies dun gotten bigger.
nipolian | April 11, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Can’t be Dogpatch…….No way would Pappy Yokum let anyone but himself have a piece of this sweet young ass.
Veroonica | April 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm
check out jr. miss skandadonia’s thighs. Cottage cheese formin’ Jamie Lynn. I’m sure Casey’s gonna love him some post preg thunder thigh. I can see an absentee, dead beat dad in babies future.
just sayin | April 11, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Britney wants to eats mah baby.
HER POON SMELLS LIKE SOUR MILK | April 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
YOU KNOW CASEY IS SQUIRTING UP IN THAT GASH SO MUCH NOW, IF SHE OPENS HER YOU CUT HER IN HALF SHE’D LOOK LIKE A CADBURY EGG
Magoo | April 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm
#13 and #20 maby you forgot abouta lil thing called hurricane katrina yea it kinda devistated the gulf coast and didnt really care if you were poor or rich maby ya forgot or something but i think that might have a bit to do with the disarry
zaboomafoo | April 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm
nice rack
blackout | April 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Beer gut.
Grunion | April 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I think she may be pregnant
SLASH | April 11, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I think she is faking her pregnancy.
Ok maybe not, but I am pissed because I forgot to bring a lunch to work today and I’m starving :(
Auntie Kryst | April 11, 2008 at 2:13 pm
@27 Are you being serious?? I need to know because I can go a lot of different directions with a comment like that.
RENEE | April 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Her ass looks more preggers than her belly; its totally popped out. But really, she does look cute. I bet she’s gonna have an adorable little baby girl. For some reason I like this girl; I don’t know why. I could be wrong, she might be a total bitch, but she seems so down to earth considering all the fame and fortune.
Grunion | April 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm
#27 “but i think that might have a bit to do with the disarry”
yeah that and the inbreeding
Jimbo | April 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm
@31 There is always Burger King!!
nipolian | April 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm
#27 – Hey there Stormy Weathers, actually Kentwood was a shithole long before Katrina.
SLASH | April 11, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Yeah, Jimbo, but I can’t leave til 1:00, so I don’t get lunch breaks on Fridays. Too bad the pizza place won’t deliver one slice!!
Jimbo | April 11, 2008 at 2:22 pm
You could nibble on my penis
nipolian | April 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Kentwood is a dairy community that hasn’t had a dairy in over 30 years. Dumbfuck hillbillys.
JESSE | April 11, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Damn right she looks hotter than Britney. But Britney at her age looked hotter than her.
negative creep | April 11, 2008 at 2:31 pm
yum.
Ted Mosby | April 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I guess she took Britney’s “Hit Me Baby One More Time” to heart.
Vas Deferens | April 11, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I’d hit that underage ass.
Jimbo | April 11, 2008 at 2:46 pm
@38 That might be possible if you had one troll..
JImbo | April 11, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Single black male here looking for some nice young white hookup
Jimbo | April 11, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Any gay takers here 2day? OOOhhhh my bottom’s tickly for sum prickly
Amber Dextrose | April 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm
#9. You’re clearly new here. Ah, I remember the good ol’ days back when this place wasn’t infested by trolls and spammers and comments were under 30 a post…
Alex | April 11, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Who?
Mal Gusto | April 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm
She is getting Britney’s jowls.
Rat | April 11, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Its like a Spears CULT.
Go Zoe! Nice role model for trailer trash!
ch474 | April 11, 2008 at 3:58 pm
You gotta bang that backwoods monkey 4 times a day, but only twice on Sundays. It’s not like she can get any MORE pregnant? Right?
That is just so wrong.
ya mama | April 11, 2008 at 4:13 pm
yummmmm. cadbury egggsssss.