Choo! Choo! Here comes the bullshit train! Apparently Jamie Lynn Spear’s parents think highly of her 19-year-old boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Even in light of all the knocking up that somehow hasn’t landed him in jail. Jamie Lynn’s family considers Casey a stand-up guy and simply adore him and his wholesome background, according to People:
“He took amazing care of Jamie Lynn,” a source close to the family tells PEOPLE. “Anything ever went wrong, he always comforted her. He took care of her.”
Except here’s the problem: Something did go wrong. It’s called a baby and it now rests inside the uterus of a 16-year-old girl. Where did it come from? Perhaps, maybe from Mr. Stand-up Guy’s penis. But it’s cool. He’ll comfort Jamie by letting her wear his varsity jacket. Aw, everything’s better. I dunno, I’m sort of bitter. Anytime I knock up a girl I’m never adored by her parents with kind words. I’m mostly adored with fists or, one time, a shotgun– shaped like a fist.
ugly kid
YEP, maybe he is?
They FUCK alot in Louisiana and surroundings, NOT?
BUT THIS SUCKER KNOWS WHAT IS THE USE OF HIS DICKY!!
Fucking cross-eyed brillo-headed douche.
Fuck. Was this dudes mother impregnated by a bottle of Wild Turkey with qualuudes melted up in it?? What a doofus.
@26 Being a degenerate seems to span all ethnic, economic and geographic boundaries.
@31 Probably about right.
@44 It still wouldn’t have 3 digits.
@55 and 79- good stuff.
@84 Don’t cut that sack of shit any slack because he’s male. No one made him do anything.
Well, he’s so gay. You know http://www.femmate.com has more interesting videos for PINKs.
wtf-
just like #4 said why the hell would you have your 8 year old look up to any one in the entertainment buisness…there actors meaning their not real… they can do and be however they want outside of their fucking jobs and theres nothing your going to do about it.. hopefully your not a role model to your kid ha….
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true that! andwhy the fuck do ppl worrie about stars problems when they shoudl worrie about their own huh? kinda pathetic find something better to do assholes:D
@1 Tell her the boogie man put it in there because Jamie Lynn is a bad person and didn’t believe in ghosts.
he’s such a jerk!
19, huh? So that means Val Kilmer was like, what, 25 when he impregnated Keanu Reeves?
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I love you. I and your friends at pubspa.com will support you forever.
Nice to see this retard knows how to use at least ONE function of his penis, but not how a condom works………sweet!
Choo Choo! Here comes that nasty “Statutory Rape” knocking on the door Captain NumbNuts!
I wonder if Big Bubba (in that supermax where they keep naughty child-molesters) will show Mr. Genius here how playing “hide the 10″ Black Sausage” works? I am betting he will, but without the condom…..
Well, he gets to fuck up a dipshit teenager, I am hoping to hear how Bubba fucks him up………always did wonder how a punk at that age will deal with his soon-to-be supernatural ability to shit through a screen door works out after 3 months in a state pen.
This ‘tard really needs to lay off the weed……….but his sperm count is up ladies!
We should have seen this coming when Superficial first reported tht Jamie Lynn was shacking up with her 19 year old “boyfriend”.
I am still waiting to hear that Lindsay Lohan has AIDS, O.D.’d or both. I do nto think she will get pregnant as her reproductive system is hopefully shot to hell from all her hard partying and drugging.
When this relationship goes sour who do you think will get custody of this kid in the Louisiana court system?
A. Casey Aldridge, all-American local sweetheart with a large and loving extended family to support him and probably no job that limits the time he has to spend with the kid.
B. Moneyed mentally impaired 16 year old Jamie Lynn with explosive temper and history of being the “rebellious and trouble-making” child whose only family is a child-whoring mother and a mentally ill, drug addicted former popstar sister.
C. Some other dude who is the real father.
D. None of the above. The kid will just be left to raise itself just like the rest of the Spears clan
E. Who knows! I’m just getting so much pleasure out of this mess that I can’t wait to see the next boot fall!
he is lovely.
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you just KNOW JLS Will whore herself out for money to do shows highlighting the dangers of teen pregnancy. If she was my 16 year old daughter I’d offer her an abortion
HI..
how can alot of you call each other all these bad comments about being trash and so on..im from england and i admitt over here aint perfect to each other but everyone is different..race..religion..and so on it doesnt make you trash.because of where some one comes from…
anyways back to the jamie crisists…im 17 and tend to watch her zoey 101 as my young sister does so i have no choice of the t.v lol but she has many young fans and she should be setting an example…even though her sister britney hasnt lead a very stable life so far she still wasnt silly enough to have a kid at 16? i myself am very disapointed with the news and shocked…Jamie says she did not plan to follow footsteps so maybe its time now for brit to mature and hopefully Jamie wont turn out the same as.
lets hope Jamie isnt telling the trueth about her pregnancy and she can begin to mature.
Jamie you are a silly young girl who is ruining a amazing life you could have rather than parenting right now.
and before i forget NO.1 i think you should not tell ur 8 year old child about how the baby got there as she is to young and this can lead to her having sex at a younger age in years to come. All you have to do is say to your little one that her favourite idol has behaved badly, this will then make your young girl not wont to know how and why and what has happened to her role model.
anyways i should now go as i am from england and i dont know much about the laws in the U.S so i dont want to sound like im dis respecting you all.
by the way in the U.K the law is 16. x
WTF- Just tell your 8 year old the truth. Why is this so hard for people? She’s pregnant because she’s a slut who is dating a douchebag. No one who wears his hat like that should ever be trusted, isn’t cool, and isn’t worth throwing your life away for. See? It’s easy.
“i think you should not tell ur 8 year old child about how the baby got there as she is to young and this can lead to her having sex at a younger age in years to come.”
That is just entirely untrue.
Casey’s New My Space Status ” “I love you Jamie Lynn. GO LSU!!”
nice!
This story really showcases why anal sex and facials are much better ideas.
#84′s comment really pissed me off at one point:
“Poor guys like the 19-year-old father, Aldridge, are likely tempted into taking advantage of these teen girls by their easiness and loose virtues.”
Excuse me?
First, you completely just condoned rape in that sentence, not to mention, it doesn’t make any sense anyway. Oh, yes, he was completely swept away by Jamie’s sluttiness! Oh my! That poor boy! Couldn’t control his penis – it just slipped right on in! But let’s forgive him -he said ten Hail Marys afterward. He must have suffered so.
What the hell are you saying? That it was Jamie’s fault ONLY? Oh, please.
Teens are having sex. They have and will continue to have sex. Teaching abstinence only is the worst idea ever. Please, get an education that extends beyond your b.s. conservatism before you decide to write something or open your mouth.
haha hes a boss
Douche!
natty dread-
exactly abstinence was the worst idea ever… theres nothing you damn ppl are going to do to stop teens from having sex so STOP trying
#106, learn how to spell, jackass!
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your fucking stupid maybe you sould read #106 and #4 again fuckface
“your stupid” should be spelled, “you’re stupid” and it’s SHOULD, not sould….ha ha, you’re uneducated…the worst people on this earth..ha ha! Talk about stupid…
to call Casey Aldridge all american sweetheart or whatever is completely BOGUS
the title should be All American Child Molester!
nuff said!
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haha YOUR a dumbass get a life and stop correcting other pople YOUR only doing that because you know YOUR wrong…. and you have to much time on YOUR hands for being a fucking parent . lol stupid bitch
Uh, duh…shouldn’t it be “people” — not “pople”? Calm down now honey, maybe you’ll spell correctly. Such a shame. ***shakes head in dismay as she walks away to enjoy her perfect life in the OC***
He’s only 17 according to the myspace screenshot they posted on here. And just to throw this out there, people who put “your” instead of “you’re” annoy me.
I think that K-Fed is the one who knocked her up. Apparently, he knew about it before Britney.
I dont thnk you can blame jamie-lynn or the guy in this situation these both made a dumb mistake like a lot of teens in todays sciety and at least they are taking responsibility but she should be smarter wit her descisions because she does influence young people
I dont thnk you can blame jamie-lynn or the guy in this situation these both made a dumb mistake like a lot of teens in todays sciety and at least they are taking responsibility but she should be smarter wit her descisions because she does influence young people
He looks like a total FAG!!!
fucky mcfuck fuck hes gay as fuck jamie is ma girl _0 if u kno wat i mean
NOT!!!!!! Lauren Neidergesus is mine. dont no bdy steel her away from me i luv her