While Britney Spears completely unravels in front of the world, her little sister Jamie Lynn Spears walked around looking fantastic at Teen Vogue’s Young Hollywood event. She’s practically the greatest thing since sliced bread. Wait, that saying makes no sense. I can’t stick my penis in sliced bread. Or can I? (Note to self: Buy more bread. Prepare for sexy time. Also, you’re running low on tanning oil. Must keep massive chest glistening 24/7 unless you want to spend small fortune on Wonderbread.)
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Okay even in Brit’s prime she was all make up! Her sister is by far prettier then she ever was. At least her sister doesn’t look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome!
Really have any of you ever looked at Britney……the super far apart eyes, the always confused look, the lack of talent. Truly I hear that is a side affect of F.A.S.
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LOL**** CLASSIC****
nose job! with 16 already…
she is so average white trash looking. wtf is up with those highlights?
#50 is correct, the upper lip thing is a killer. Makes her look prematurely old, in true white-man fashion, complete with the thinning upper lip. At least she doesn’t have the moustache and vertical grooves. Still, she looks like the desperate mom who got pregnant at 16 and shows up at PTA meetings dressed like this.
I would still slip her some trouser mear like she has never seen – 11 inches of Louisiana black snake right in the bung hole. I will leave that ass looking like a 3 lbs of ground beef.
She is a thin-lipped plain Jane dressed like a hooker. She would be nowhere if her fucked-up sister hadn’t gotten famous, cuz this bitch is totally lacking in charisma and presence. I’m sure she’ll get a plastic-surgery makeover soon…duck-lips, nose-narrowing, chin de-pointing…then she’ll look better, but like every other generic girl in L.A. She’s just BORING.
on the plus side at least this one had an older sister break down…it might make her think twice before becoming a raving blow addict
britney in ’99 makes her sister look like a chubby man face
this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02…. you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.
this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02…. you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.
this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02…. you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.
this girl is chubby baby boy compared to britney 99-02…. you may be too young to remember. britney is shit now, but unless this girl hits the gym, gets lip injections and starts looking more like young britney and less like older brother bryan she will NEVER touch what britney WAS.
- check youtube for britney’s VMA 2000 and 2001 performances, as well as britney and michael jackson..
it is sick how people think this is hot and want to do her. she is 16 and looks 15…. hayden pantierre maybe 18, but looks 15 as well. CREEPY CHUBBY-ISH BABIES!! now britney at 17 and 18 was much hotter and grown-up looking. thiss girl will never be as hot as britney WAS.
britneys face was much more feminine, her body was much more sexy and toned. you are blind or dont have a good memory. this is a chubby little girl with and semi masculine face.
looks more like the brother with her thin lips, heavy dark brow and squint eyes.
and she doesn’t have a body.
36, an eye opener? not really, i think we all knew she was batshit crazy for a long time now.
Why are her knee caps at such different lengths?
She’s standing pretty straight, yet her left knee cap is like 4 inches above the right.
Weird
good much gad dam makup again
You can already see the crazy in her eyes……must be in the blood…
The pattern of the dress would fit a 50 year-old obese woman better
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I have to agree with the other posters who said she has a likeness to Carrie Underwood. She is a very pretty girl who looks much older than she is. The Spear’s mama and papa definetly know how to make a pretty girl (not a good looking guy so much). Jamie Lynn is very pretty but definetly not as pretty as Britney WAS years ago. I agree with #62; Britney was much more feminine looking with an amazing figure. Jamie Lynn looks like a healthy, athletic girl that is a little better looking than your average southern belle. The chin is too pointy though. But heck, she’s only 16…who knows what will happen in the next few years as she continues to grow and develop. Anyways, I don’t think she wants to become Britney #2, so she won’t go down that route, thank god.
She’s pretty. Britney was much hotter in her prime. People forget what she looked like then.
18 years old trailer tramps make me want to mate. I need to tap that before her metabolism slows down. She never figure out how to stay thin.
She’ll grow up to be like her disgusting older sister.
what the hell, i’m about to turn 17 on saturday and i’m older than this bitch, yet i don’t wear skanky shit like that, someone tell the ho-bag bitch to put on some damn clothes
she’s 16..??? she looks matured man! i see there’s some resemblance between her and hayden!
To think she used to be a wall-flower. Not even second best. Down right embarrassing compared to her super hot, successful sister. And now…Wow.
this chick is uuuugly! can’t anybody else see it?
I think Britney was prettier than her xD
You hafta pitty the poor kid
forever~ the sister of the trainwreck
#5 you’re the loser, loser!
Can she lipsync though, huh? Does she have Britney’s chops at fake singing?
reply #34…you filthy disgusting sack of shit.
Shaggable. She looks like McKenzee Miles (rather cute pornstar) or!! maybe they are one and the same?
Okay, i don’t get why she’s so famous. She’s not that pretty, she can’t act, she doesn’t sing…she doesn’t do anything!!! Is it just cause her older sister is…Britney…not the greatest thing to be famous for. (her hair dye SUCKS)
what is she even famous for? does she “act” or “sing”?
Why is everybody saying she’s so ugly? she’s cute but indeed Britney was prettier in her prime. Although she’s kinda exposed, i think she’s pretty
she isnt as bad as you guys are saying but her right eyebrow looking funky
I love her legs and she is not ugly i would take her tie her up and lick her legs up and down the are so nice and thick.
For those who still criticise Britney, at least she waited before bringing kids into this world, and was married. If Jamie;s boyfriend doesn’t marry her and move her into some place to be so they can raise their child, then he is no man. And Jamie is hardly the role model so many have been saying, not anymore. 16 is too young and I pray where she is that it is the legal age or else her boyfriend has committed statutory rape. How can she not know this would happen, we all know what they were doing to allow this situation into existence. She is too young and still too immature to bring life into the world and raise a child. Her credibility has gone out the window. I believe that her sister would have warned her away from such behavior had she known how far things were. And sure their mom is being supportive that is her role. But don’t think she is not disappointed. Another teen mom probably going to be unmarried when the child is born.
I pity you Jamie Lynn.
In response to this spirited debate, I wholeheartedly agree with the gentleman who posted number 56, but would suggest that the course of action is perhaps too timid for her legal teen ankles and the butt crunching that is thusly deserved. What I might suggest would be a massive hiroshima style jizz bomb into her wide open gape. Comments? I would like to hold a round-table discussion.
Fuck Yeah! I’ve been waiting three years for someone to pick up this thread. You rock! Legal teen ankles rock!! Butt crunching with a louisiana black snake until you unload a hiroshima style jizz bomb rocks even more!! Like three pounds of ground beef with egg yolk on top :)
Andrew, a very persuasive argument, yet Jon’s enthusiasm is unparallelled. She obviously is in need a sewage sytem flushing that a black snake could help but a good old fashioned ball gagging on donkey nuts would take me back to a simpler time. A time when a man would stack his wives on top of one another ass to tits and play musical chairs with their baby-holes and poo stinkers. But then again, call me old fashioned.