Jamie Lynn Spears must make Britney feel awesome


While Britney Spears completely unravels in front of the world, her little sister Jamie Lynn Spears walked around looking fantastic at Teen Vogue’s Young Hollywood event. She’s practically the greatest thing since sliced bread. Wait, that saying makes no sense. I can’t stick my penis in sliced bread. Or can I? (Note to self: Buy more bread. Prepare for sexy time. Also, you’re running low on tanning oil. Must keep massive chest glistening 24/7 unless you want to spend small fortune on Wonderbread.)

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