Jamie Lynn Spears: Let the baby pimpin’ begin!

July 9th, 2008 // 105 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears just squeezed little Maddie Briann out, and already the pimping has begun. Although, everyone knows her mom Lynne sold the photo rights to OK! Magazine the minute she saw the ultrasound. Apparently, OK! likes their baby photos to have that “just out of the uterus” scent. Jamie Lynn also gave an interview for the latest issue that, judging by the responses, was written by at least five publicists and a gaggle of housewives:

On being home in Louisiana:
“Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”

On the delivery:
“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”

On life with the new baby:
“We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”

You know what’s always a great idea? Glamorizing teenage motherhood. Awesome. First Juno tried to indie me to death and now this. I can almost smell the pregnancy pacts…

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  1. Geez, her hair turned gray overnight.

    On being home in Louisiana:
    “Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is fornicating with ass clowns at church and getting knocked up, and that’s a good way to live.”

    Gotta give some props though for her accepting consequences, probably dozens of others just flush the baby and we never know about it.

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  2. heidi Vice

    What everyone doesnt get is that this chick has more money than most people would make in a million years. who cares if she has a kid, hopefully she will spend all her money on the kid and not on tacobell and ther world will be a better place.

    NO one without money should have kids. they cost way too much,which is why she is spilling her guts to this magazine and flocking her kid everwhere. the kid is set for life

  3. Heather

    It’s funny how she says “getting up in the morning” and doesn’t mention the whole “getting up 4 times a night” thing. Must be nice to hire poor, immigrant women to look after your kid for you

  4. joe m

    it’s amazing that so many ugly,sick-minded losers
    are jealous of beautiful Jamie Lynn who is among the
    most gorgeous women in the entire world.

  5. rach

    I find it amazing how this magazine promotes teenage pregnancy. Look at her just because she’s on a Nickolodeon show which is for kids. Lets pay her 1 million dollars to share her story. But oh wait! According to her mother. She couldn’t believe she got pregnant because why??? “She was home on time from her curfew” well how long does it take for a teenager to have sex?? 3 min max I would guess. I speak from experience, but I didn’t glamorize my situation, I went to school, worked full time paid a sitter and came home to my baby. But nobody wanted to pay me a million dollars to hear my story. I guess you have to be a stupid 16 yr old that thinks she’s famous. Remember she’s only famous because of her sister Britney. And look how that turned out. Maybe they should have talked to her about the birds and the bees. This guy isn’t stupid. He knew who she was & what she was worth. And now I bet he’s looking for his cut in profit for the baby pix. And now that she can’t work on a children show she has to go from magazine 2 magazine to get paid. How sad!! Get a job, get a life. Just because he got her pregnant. Doesn’t mean she has to marry the dude. This is the year 2008 things change.

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