The reclusive Jamie Lynn Spears brought her prego-belly into the open yesterday. It appears she’s having a girl judging by the pink baby saucer. Another female Spears? Hello, job security! Also, Jamie Lynn is sporting an engagement ring which means the rumors are true: Casey Aldridge is afraid of shotguns. Guess he doesn’t want any bullet holes – in his vagina! Ha, BURN! But, no, let’s be serious for a minute, marriage isn’t laughing matter. Unless it happens to someone else then, I gotta admit, I pretty much piss my pants every time.
Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News
Hey Wilford Brimley:
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
You buy the bitch a shovel.
Hey Wilford Brimley:
Why don’t women wear wristwatches?
Because there’s a clock on the oven.
Say what you want about her but the girls got some sexy legs.
you muthafuckers are on today! bravo!! entertain me – bitches!
TO ALL OF THE ADULTS WHO ARE POSTING THESE CRUEL REMARKS,JUST THINK:
1) IF THIS YOUNG GIRL WAS YOUR CHILD AND PEOPLE WERE SAYING THESE THINGS ABOUT HER, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL? HOW WOULD YOUR DAUGHTER FEEL ABOUT HERSELF?
2) WHAT MANY OF YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SAME SITUATION (WE ALL KNOW THAT MANY OF YOU ONCE WERE YOUNG, PREGNANT GILRS OR TEEN FATHERS)
3) MOST OF US POSTING COMMENTS ARE ADULTS AND NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS THIS GIRL IS, SHE IS A CHILD AND WE SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS TO HER
4) THERE IS A BABY GROWING INSIDE HER AND WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HER, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT INNOCENT BABY, TOO (HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE FOUGHT SOMEONE FOR TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT PERSONALLY AND HAD TO DEFEND HER?)
5) LADIES, WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT ANOTHER YOUNG GIRL LIKE THIS INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING ALL YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE HER? WE WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BACK EACH OTHER UP BUT WE RARELY DO AND THAT IS WHY MEN LAUGH AT US.
COME ON, ADULTS. WHAT IS GOING ON IN OUR LIVES THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CHILDREN HAVING CHILDREN LIKE THIS?
Specs appeal.
/keep the glasses on
//bullz eye!
hey i think we’re missing the biggest point of all here. at least she’s KEEPING the baby. i mean aside from getting preggers at 16 and having the whole country know about it, and the potential of it growing up in an already proven inept spears family, i commend her on at least having the balls to keep it. she could take the easy way out as i’m sure most 16 y/o guys would do in this situation…
I agree with # 57 Tony. it sucks that people act all big and bad behind a comp screen. the internet brings out the worst in humanity much of the time.
#57 Tony, you fucktard, we’re talking about her because a lot of us don’t approve of what she’s doing and think her intelligence and decision-making capacity is on a par with yours. What’s going on with our lives that we should talk about “children having children”? Just that – those of us with kids don’t want them to become a baby pez dispenser at 16, so she and her borderline-retard family are a fuck of a bad example and we’re saying so. Getting knocked up is not a “hands off, no comment” card, no matter what Lynn Spears and your momma told you.
She can drive?
I feel bad for Jamie Lynn :(
I feel badly for Jamie Lynn :(
I can’t believe she drive a fucking Land Rover, Holy Shit those are very expensive, she should trade it in and Buy a pinto, after getting smashed in the rear end there we can say by bye britneys little sister, I hate that scrubby bitch
I don’t get why people are calling her fat or out of shape…her legs look great, and aside from the tummy (duh), she looks really trim.
Poor girl. She looks like a little kid behind the wheel of the car. Oh wait, she IS a little kid! Too bad she got herself into such a mess so soon.
#57, hate to end your moral crusade there, but you’re reading THE SUPERFICIAL.
If she’s ‘responsible’ enough to be having unprotected sex and wind up getting knocked up at 16, she has to be ‘responsible’ enough to take what’s thrown at her, which is well deserved. The ‘innocent baby’ isn’t responsible for her actions, and I don’t recall anyone throwing names at the fetus, in fact, most of us here feel sorry for it.
Women aren’t supposed to support each other blindly when dipshits like this ruin the cause for the rest of us, way to go you sexist fuck – that’s right, sexism does go two ways, a fact most women seem to be unaware of.
I love it when someone tries to ride the moral high ground here.
I don’t know if it’s just the angle, but good lord she looks like a man in this pic:
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/jamie_lynn_spears_is_getting_p.php?bfm_index=5
Why do women fake orgasms?
cause they think men care
What do you tell a chick with a black eye?
Nothing she’s been told already
10 bucks says this kid is actually KFeds’
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ahhh, the 1/8 carat marquis diamond…the official engagement ring of white trash everywhere. Don’t people realize a simple gold bands looks better than an itty bitty wanna be diamond?
She looks exactly like Britney. Except for the gaping, shaved and exposed vagina of course.
I’d like to rub some lotion on her belly. Is she 18 yet?………………..forget I said that.
#57 is a self righteous tool.
Poor thing. I don’t wanna be mean but I can’t help it. She just looks soooooooooo white trash. The perfect example of a true and authentic white trash all american girl knocked up at 16.
what is this poor thing going to do with a baby?
she looks like she needs at least 10 more years to go by for her to start to be ready to have a kid.
please, everyone reading this, if you don’t want a kid, USE A CONDOM!
It doesn’t matter if your sex partner says she’s on the pill or whatever, USE A CONDOM anyway, ALWAYS USE A CONDOM, no matter what, if you don’t want a kid USE A CONDOM, or else don’t be surprised if you ‘accidentally’ end up having an unwanted child.
I would love to be all up in that. I think she’s hot.
Marquis cut solitaire engagement ring is the epitome of southern white trash. Where the fuck did he get that shit, a PAWN shop.
She is such a whore! She’s pregnant! She’s only around 17! Oh My Gawd!!!!!
Wow i have never seen so many ADULTS talk about a child. You all are acting like highschool kids. And to call a girl all those names because she wants to have her child is rotten! At least she is giving it the gift of life unlike some of you pigs who dont believe in life. I give her so much respect, if a young family member was in the same situation you would be so upset if things like this were said. And almost everyone had sex at a young age but luckly didnt get pregnant so dont talk about a young girl who did and is trying to make it work. You should all be ashamed…
God Bless and Good Luck to this Wonderful and Brave girl
And to Meh dont you think having her baby is doing the responsible thing? Everyone makes mistakes Im sure you and everyone has done something they regret (and everyone has!) . How would you like it if everyone called you names and commented on what you did wrong, you would be upset so why do it to someone else? Obviously no one feels good about themselves so they have to pick on someone else i would hate to be that pathetic.
And to Meh dont you think having her baby is doing the responsible thing? Everyone makes mistakes Im sure you and everyone has done something they regret (and everyone has!) . How would you like it if everyone called you names and commented on what you did wrong, you would be upset so why do it to someone else? Obviously no one feels good about themselves so they have to pick on someone else i would hate to be that pathetic.
i read in a magazine, she is scared to death, having the baby now that the due date it coming up.