The reclusive Jamie Lynn Spears brought her prego-belly into the open yesterday. It appears she’s having a girl judging by the pink baby saucer. Another female Spears? Hello, job security! Also, Jamie Lynn is sporting an engagement ring which means the rumors are true: Casey Aldridge is afraid of shotguns. Guess he doesn’t want any bullet holes – in his vagina! Ha, BURN! But, no, let’s be serious for a minute, marriage isn’t laughing matter. Unless it happens to someone else then, I gotta admit, I pretty much piss my pants every time.
Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News
ZoomBoy | April 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Starting to look more like Brit.. that’s a bad thing.
I'M FIRST BITCHES | April 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
FIRST!
Shanekwah | April 1, 2008 at 2:52 pm
First.
veggi | April 1, 2008 at 2:53 pm
did she let the fetus drive??
vernom | April 1, 2008 at 2:56 pm
nice legs
Anonymous | April 1, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Pregnant at 16.
Married at 18.
Divorced at 19.
Rehab at 20.
Remarried at 21.
Italian Stallion | April 1, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Should we start taking bets now on how many times she drops the baby, or should we wait until it actually makes it out of her? Just curious……….
free lily | April 1, 2008 at 2:59 pm
she’s starting to get the brittney chin!
Jimbo | April 1, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Veggi, She hung it out the window as she droove down the street. It’s legs are not long enough to reach the pedalst. She will have to wait until she is 8 months pregnant before it can drive..
Denise | April 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm
#6
lol!
Funny but probably true.
Sabalon | April 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm
PHAT lady? Pregnant Ho And Tramp???
preggo booty | April 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Nice ass.
Tapeworm | April 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This picture just screams, “Nobody home”….
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-jamie_lynn_spears_is_getting_p.php?bfm_index=6&bfm_page=0
beano | April 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm
so hot
beano | April 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm
so hot
spiritkittykat | April 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm
The headline says getting pregnant-er but forgot to add, “And even more white trash-ier.” I like that one photo where she is staring dumbly into the light. Almost as if she’s thinking “Gee, y’all, why can’t y’all let me be, y’all. I just called y’all to tell y’all where I would be, I didn’t think you’d all come runnin’ with them magic pitchur takin’ macheens”
sicasso | April 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm
dumb-ass hollywood whore, congratulations on the baby and the g.e.d. and probably the std.
Auntie Kryst | April 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm
It’s good to see her out and about, running errands, etc.. All too often most recipients of a GED tend to lay back and take it easy after graduation.
A | April 1, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I love that big round ass
veggi | April 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Ah, yes, she did get her GED, but sadly, she probably says “I got my jed”..
mahlor | April 1, 2008 at 3:27 pm
man she lost her body fast. she was just slutting it up on that tv show seems like yesterday
mahlor | April 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm
#18: in recent GED recipients defense, it can be overwhelming with all the job offers from top accounting and law firms flooding in the mail every day. they need to take their time and figure out what the smartest career track is to get them to their goal, you know like President of the US, or CEO, or an astronaut…
diamond whore | April 1, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Who knew they made diamonds that tiny…?
Randal | April 1, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Engaged? Well, a big congratulations is certainly in order! Jamie’s going to be a great mother and a lovely wife. It couldn’t have happened to a better person.
Randal
Hecubus | April 1, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Right that’s it, fuck this site, the lack of respect for your readers is disgusting and I will not take it any more. Putting up more pictures of Britney and claiming they’re of her pregnant sister. Did you really think we wouldn’t notice ??? This is even worse than the time you claimed Osama Bin Laden had a sex change and put up pics of Kim Kardashian.
Rat | April 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
She is exactly what’s wrong with this country. 16 ignorant single, and pregnant.
Too bad she was a cutie! Thats all over now. Well back to the airstream!
Clem | April 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm
The Spears family makes the cast of ‘Flava of Love’ look like the cream of high society.
just curious | April 1, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Hey y’all!!!! Brit is going to be sooo pissed and jealous if lil’ sis has a baby girl…she’s gonna go and bang ‘em out till she has a little spawn of herself too…
wha.wha.wha? | April 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Pic#3….daaaaaammmnnn, that’s a big diaphram. Too late, tho.
Sabalon | April 1, 2008 at 3:49 pm
k…correcting her shirt to be PHAT – Pregnant Ho And Trashy
Mind you – I think she looks incredible and would love to be responsible if not for all those legal issues of her being 16 and me being >>>16.
Jrz | April 1, 2008 at 3:50 pm
she seems to be pregnant in her ass.
murderXmayhemXmadness | April 1, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Look at this girls face…she looks like a child. Someone needs to hold her down and give her an abortion.
mcbeef | April 1, 2008 at 3:59 pm
32 – I’ll do it if you bring the coat hanger.
10pound | April 1, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I’d hit that snarkledawg
ferlo | April 1, 2008 at 4:12 pm
she’s so young. a girl that lacked enough supervision/care/love. and now has to face the reality of growing up too fast and becoming a mom. a baby having a baby. leave her alone.
personally wish her the best.
Sam | April 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm
yeeeeeah, she’s gonna “snap right back” after the baby…sure…
Gerald_Tarrant | April 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Job security???? Hahahahahaha, no seriously, hahahahaha, that really is funny…….because it’s true.
Jammy | April 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Cue the banjo music & drum machine
shanipie | April 1, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Your tellin me she is hurting that bad for money that she had to go pick up a preowned $20 baby saucer? HAHA loser.
Yeah those Spears girl’s bodies don’t handle pregnancy very weel do they. They both are dying to get fat and just waiting for the opportunity. I think maybe they are immune to exercise and good nutrition. not that I didn’t gain 30lbs myself when I was with child…But I’m thinner a year later than I was before I got preg. You ever think thats gonna happen with a Spears Cuntry girl…not a chance.
She’s done, she’d done before she even got started. She’ll never look like a normal 16 yr old again.
Good…I do not feel bad for her at all, stupid trashy spoiled little whore.
And I love how Lynn says she wants her daughter to enjoy being a teen and not miss out so she’ll raise the kid. But basically Jamie will be “mommy” but only when she feels like playing with it. Other than that she’s just gonna get spoiled and not have to take any responcibility for her actions…Gee Lynn, I wonder why your daughter got pregnant in the first place? STUPID BITCH!!
Barak Obama's twin Larry | April 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm
You’d think the Nick executive could’ve splurged for a bigger rock.
Impressed | April 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Yet another example how superior blondes are.
justifiable | April 1, 2008 at 4:43 pm
#39 It’s almost as fucked an idea as Britney’s “we’ll grow up together concept”. Cuz who should be keeping you company when you’re in psych hold but your babies, right?
Something tells me these girls never learned the difference between dolls and the real thing. Sucks when you find out you can’t leave ‘em under the bed when you’re bored playing with ‘em.
gotmilk? | April 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Pregnant & driving with a learner’s permit, nice.
mexidorean | April 1, 2008 at 5:25 pm
If I’d knew my pregnant body and face would resemble Britney’s in that way… I’d definitely wait until I was at least 35 to have a kid. Sorry, I just don’t want to be 18 and already used up.
McSnarky | April 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm
So the cop says, “It’s just a knocked up southern hick story, people. Nothin’ to see here. So move along, please. Move along. Come on, people! You’re clogging up the server. Go read the Paris Hilton face plant story (the cop snickers). It’s a funny one. You’ll love it! Thanks, folks!”
aeuwave | April 1, 2008 at 5:46 pm
omg, flashback…. are you sure that isn’t britney spears??? (only on the body, not the face)
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | April 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Hey, I finally see the family resemblence to Brittany.
WILFORD BRIMLEY | April 1, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Why don’t women have a penis?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
WILFORD BRIMLEY | April 1, 2008 at 6:51 pm
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
RENEE | April 1, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I always wondered who the heck she reminds me of. I just realized it the other day when I was watching the movie Scorched…Jamie Lynn looks like the once famous Rachel Leigh Cook.