Jamie Lynn Spears helps 80′s TV stars feel relevant

December 21st, 2007 // 83 Comments

Former teen star Lisa Welchel, who played Blair on the The Facts of Life, offered her support today for Jamie Lynn Spears’ decision to keep the baby. If you’ve never seen The Facts of Life, it’s official: You weren’t born in the 80′s. Life will never be totally awesome for you. Anyway, ABC News felt compelled to run with Lisa’s comments:

“I’m so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices, and I believe she’s being a good role model — a good role model in that situation, to choose to have the baby, and … I am supportive of her in that situation,” Welchel said.

Lisa also defended her fellow Christian book writer Lynne Spears:

Welchel added that she thought the media were being too hard on Spears’ mother, Lynne.

“Because we are doing the best we can as moms,” she said. “We really are. I know that she’s doing the best she can as a mom as well.”

You know what, if they’re going to dig up old teen stars from the 80′s, I want to hear from Michael J. Fox. Mainly because, if asked about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, his response will probably be: “Yeah, well, I shake a lot. Now, get the hell off my yard.”

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  1. ph7

    Yes! Casey has a plan to end this ugliness:

    http://www.local6.com/news/14906656/detail.html

  2. KGG

    Jamie Lynn doesnt have to worry about money so it is not that much of burden 4 her to have the child compared to another 16-yr old who might not have the financial means. Hopefully this doesnt send the wrong signal to a lot of young girls that it is OK to get pregnant while out of wedlock at such a young age, especially when they don’t have the $ resources to properly raise a child.

  3. jack-in-the-green

    fyi, styles vary, but i believe it’s correctly “’80s” not “80′s”

  4. Jamie's Uterus

    I think that shameless knocked up teen should worry about money. Disney notoriously does not pay well. What other source of income does she have? Oh wait, her own mother pimped her ass out to the OK Magazine million dollar cover!

    I think her career will tank just like her horrid sister.

  5. aja

    @ 48 – where do you get your facts from? That is a ridiculous figure…

  6. Mofoghetto

    This is the first time I make a comment on this site…I always get a good chuckle…until today.

    Ironically, when adding a comment the disclaimer reads “inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed”.

    Isn’t making fun of Parkinson’s DISEASE inappropriate???

    Sorry but that just wasn’t funny!

  7. Mofoghetto

    This is the first time I make a comment on this site…I always get a good chuckle…until today.

    Ironically, when adding a comment the disclaimer reads “inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed”.

    Isn’t making fun of Parkinson’s DISEASE inappropriate???

    Sorry but that just wasn’t funny!

  8. Mofoghetto

    This is the first time I make a comment on this site…I always get a good chuckle…until today.

    Ironically, when adding a comment the disclaimer reads “inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed”.

    Isn’t making fun of Parkinson’s DISEASE inappropriate???

    Sorry but that just wasn’t funny!

  9. Ript1&0

    Oh DR!

    Tell me it’s not true!!!

    So this whole “celibacy” thing still includes ass reaming right? Cause, you know, technically that’s not sex. You’re kind of like a vegatarian who still eats fish, aren’t you. I just want to make sure we’re on the same page here.

  10. duna

    I once saw people share her videos at pubspa.com , where she is really sexy with bikini in that video. You know, so many men are crazy to her.

  11. boo

    I could totally see MJF saying that! And I think if he HAD read that, he’d laugh too!

  12. D. Richards (Meaningless.)

    Ript. For you I’d make an exception. And yes. I may not partake in sport-fucking. You know, I’m not one of those people that kills their mother, or father’s mistakes by using the opposite sex; then running off in to the night triumphant.

    But, agh. I eat a little ‘fish’ now and again. I’m not afraid to get-the goo all over my mouth like some kind of retarded masticator.

    And if you catch me at the right moment I just might do all sorts of disgusting things to you. Hell to myself even. ‘Cause I don’t believe in no hell, man!

  13. IWONKY

    Lynne is the all time best pimp I’ve ever seen -The only thing her daughters can do well is be absolute sluts so she made sure they’d be rich too while they’re being absolute sluts.

  14. brennie

    Get the hell off my yard?

    Get the hell off my LAWN.

  15. That faking laugh didn’t SAVE her sister from joining the LOSER’S FAMILY!! So we all wait for the CRASH to come!!
    YOU ARE ONLY S I X T E E N YEARS YOUNG so destined to fail!!

  16. L.Linus

    The crazy part about being pregnant at 16 is by the times you’re 21 life for you will change sooo much. You can now drink legally, and alot stuff come in play. Your kid is almost 5 years old. Watch how pissed off you’ll get.

  17. Roflcer of the Lawl

    Jamie is hot, I would totally piss on her after sex.

  18. EuroNeckPain

    Is that a SMILE ? Showing her teeth to the camera, that’s what is is, like a frightened chimpanzee. Jaws clenched very tightly.

  19. D. Richards (Body.)

    #67. Yes!

  20. Jamie Lynn Spears' coathanger

    Michael J Fox can never draw anything epic on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parknison’s
    Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of “Shake Well”. Because of Parkinsons.
    Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson’s.
    Michael J. Fox’s wife gets earthshattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson’s.
    Michael J Fox wrote an autobiography called What’s Shaking. Because of Parkinsons.
    Michael J. Fox can’t play wii…because of Parkinsons
    Michael J. Fox’s cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinsons.
    Michael J. Fox’s Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinsons.
    Michael J. Fox always overfeeds his goldfish. Because of Parkinson’s.
    Micheal J. Fox once shook his baby to death, and then back to life. Because of Parkinsons.
    Michael J. Fox has to pee in the bathtub. Because of Parkinson’s.

  21. Nadia

    I TOTALLY agree with #66!

    It’s all cute in theory, but when baby actually arrives, yeah, not so cute anymore. It’s a completely different world at 16 than it is at 26!

  22. Jocelyn

    I just cannot believe that people are actually praising her on having ‘good morals’. Um…..HELLO??? Getting knocked-up at 16 is not what I would call having good morals – especially when thousands of kids look up to you. What a stupid girl! What I want to know is where the hell is her Dad in all of this? Clearly he didn’t do his job either. If she’s done this for attention seeking, then he definitely didn’t do his job! The Spears are 0-2 in my opinion. I mean, Britney’s age deems her an adult, but no matter what age, parents can’t sit around hoping for the best if their child is going down the wrong path.

    (I now totally applaud Hilary Duff. She held out on sex with that Maddon guy and after their break-up, dates and impregnates Nicole Richie! Classic.)

  23. Joan

    I love MJF! you are such a prick.

  24. rongshu

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? I heard that she appeared on a millionaire&celebrity dating club http://Richcupids.com

  25. 1MILF Hunter

    Nobody cares abut Lisa Welchel. She was an ice queen, probably still is now. Ellen DeGeneris gets more cock than she does.

  26. Pregnancy is a preventable disease.

  27. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd

    Now if this dumb bitch Jamie Lynn had just taken it in the ass, like her mother Lynne advised in her new book, the stupid whore wouldn’t be pregnant, and I wouldn’t have to be reading about all this worthless stupid shit in every newspaper everywhere.

  28. Bigger Thomas

    This is why Christians get on my nerves. They look down on other people who have babies out of wedlock and call them all sorts of names and generally, with GWB in office, make it HELLA hard for single mothers to take care of and provide for their children.

    But when ONE OF THEM is the slut, then its all this talk of forgiveness, redemption, second chances, yada, yada, yada. I call bullshit. The girl is loose and got knocked up. You don’t get to ask for forgiveness, if its not a trait you don’t extend to others.

    Plus, if Lynne Spears is doing her “best” then I’d hate to see what her worst is.

    Plus, Jesus isn’t real anyway. Stop calling on the name of mythical figure to save you. You need to save yourself.

  29. kiley

    i believe her ,she can do her best

  30. girl

    me too

  31. fire

    Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

  32. Frankly speaking,I love and admire her, she is courageous. I think every girl can find their happinesses once they persist to it.To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the whole world
    i like this

  33. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO HEAR FROM THESE RELIGIOUS CUNTS? JUST BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN A BOOK OF FAIRY TALES?

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