Hey, kids, guess what? Teenage pregnancy is totally awesome! Just ask Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears who couldn’t be happier with the ticking time bomb inside her 16-year-old uterus. Ok! Magazine provides the super fab details:
On March 9, Jamie Lynn attended a local baseball game. A few days later she went on a coffee run with a girlfriend, and on March 13, she hit up one of her favorite local shops, Connie’s Jewelry & Gifts, for a few trinkets. “She’s behaving like a pretty normal teen,” the friend says. “She’s not even worried about how much weight she puts on or doing any special exercises. At her age, her body will bounce right back and she knows it.”
As if this article wasn’t bad enough, scope out the tagline: “Brit’s little sis is acting anything like the country’s most famous pregnant 16-year-old!” Wow, America has it’s own famous pregnant teen. We’ve finally done it! My heart is swelling with such patriotic pride I’m going to bang my head off the Liberty Bell until I see stars – and stripes! Awww yeah!
Will someone please donkey punch that flat-faced cow?
Is that guy’s face in the picture covered in lipstick?
wtf pregnant women arent supposed to drink caffeine
OMG, she is so sexy!!! She is my favorite. It is said she is dating freinds on a millionaire dating site called meetingwealthy. Her sexy photos and profile are found there.
I was going to do the whole speil on “no hack talent/kids” that seems to be a recurring theme.
However, on second thought, notice that (A) she has no career (B) she is just another snot-nosed, knocked up and barefoot teenager (C) her body will go to complete shit, like most women, since they get lazy as hell.
Trust me, the best that boy could do is put her in James Bonds’ car and “Air-Eject” her slightly firm (but not for long, ask Jennifer Hewitt”) butt from the vehicle while moving at slow speeds.
The baby will make it fine if she hits the shoulder or dich, after all, her last name is Spears, which is only another word for “Stupid, Fried, Retarded But Baby, RESILIENT”.
I only wished I had a car with less mileage than her and her sister.
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I’d hit that.
look at his lipstick! not that good at applying.
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hmm is it me or in that picture have her and the guy totally been making out or whatever…? he has lipstick all over his face and her shirt is all undone!
I wonder where she’s registered for her baby shower? Wal-mart? Family Dollar?
your the hotest person ever
what a whore!!!!!!!!!she’s needs a good &%$whoppin!!!!!!!!
what a whore!!!!!!!!!she’s needs a good &%$whoppin!!!!!!!!
For everyone who’s commenting about the photo, it’s from an episode of the show Miss Guided. Jamie Lynn plays a promiscuous high school girl, which would explain the ample cleavage and the lipstick smear on the guy’s face.
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she is so pretty on tv but lookes like atotal ideit in real life im a number 1 fan of zoey 101 and i alway wach her evry day some times i think that she acts comeplintely carm i know its acting but it seems differnt
umm, actually thats a picture of her filming a movie in her 13 week.
There was no baby bump but this is a pick from the movie.
i wish there were more pictures of her belly… i know a lot of people who are intrested… i think she looks hot pregnant… yes i am gay
I think she is an idiot! She’s wasting her life worse than her sister. She’ll probably have another baby before she’s 20 just to keep up with Britney and keep her name in the news because she’ll be a has been by then. What a moron. She should make a guest appearance on NBC’s Baby Borrowers.
i was happy first now i am sad becuse i might got to be in zoey 101 and it’s her fault that she made her self pregnat and made final season