Jamie Lynn Spears hearts pregnancy (Yay!)

March 20th, 2008 // 70 Comments

Hey, kids, guess what? Teenage pregnancy is totally awesome! Just ask Britney’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears who couldn’t be happier with the ticking time bomb inside her 16-year-old uterus. Ok! Magazine provides the super fab details:

On March 9, Jamie Lynn attended a local baseball game. A few days later she went on a coffee run with a girlfriend, and on March 13, she hit up one of her favorite local shops, Connie’s Jewelry & Gifts, for a few trinkets. “She’s behaving like a pretty normal teen,” the friend says. “She’s not even worried about how much weight she puts on or doing any special exercises. At her age, her body will bounce right back and she knows it.”

As if this article wasn’t bad enough, scope out the tagline: “Brit’s little sis is acting anything like the country’s most famous pregnant 16-year-old!” Wow, America has it’s own famous pregnant teen. We’ve finally done it! My heart is swelling with such patriotic pride I’m going to bang my head off the Liberty Bell until I see stars – and stripes! Awww yeah!

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Comments (70)

  1. dipshit | March 20, 2008 at 11:38 am

    frist!

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  2. Jimbo | March 20, 2008 at 11:38 am

    omg FIRST!

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  3. Jimbo | March 20, 2008 at 11:44 am

    @2 don’t you have a life you loser troll??

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  4. agree | March 20, 2008 at 11:45 am

    She looks hot. But I care more about her sister Britney. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week.

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  5. megan | March 20, 2008 at 11:46 am

    well what else is she gunna do sit home and be bored? pfft yeah thats gunna happen

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  6. Spazz | March 20, 2008 at 11:46 am

    She obviously has a family of role models to follow.

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  7. Jimbo | March 20, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Well…luckily I aint the type of fella who complains about sloppy seconds…

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  8. Question!! | March 20, 2008 at 11:54 am

    QUESTION:

    WHEN IS SHE GOING TO BE “COMMANDO” WITHOUT PANTIES?

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  9. Mark, Stretch | March 20, 2008 at 11:55 am

    “At her age, her body will bounce right back”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I hope it’s Britney who told her that.

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  10. Nurse | March 20, 2008 at 11:59 am

    #8 – in the delivery room. Still game for a closeup look?

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  11. Nurse | March 20, 2008 at 11:59 am

    #8 – in the delivery room. Still game for a closeup look?

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  12. lookma_nohans | March 20, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Check out the dude’s clown lips. Lipstick or rash… you decide!

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  13. BarelyStearn | March 20, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    At her age, her body will bounce right back – Obviously whomever said that never saw the girls in my trailer park…

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  14. Jimbo | March 20, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    @7 I doubt if you are the kind of fella that complains about sloppy 4th or 5th from mikes goat, you dumb ass troll..

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  15. BarelyStearn | March 20, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    At her age, her body will bounce right back – Obviously whomever said that never saw the girls in my trailer park…

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  16. Jimbo | March 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    @13 What do you expect after their 3rd or 4th kid before their 18th birthday. They would be better off with a zipper to close their snatch..

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  17. 1 MILF Hunter | March 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    She better slow down on the coffee runs. Not really good for pregnant women.

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  18. eXtasyStef | March 20, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    That’s what they all think while they’re ‘eating for two’, forgetting that hormonal changes from pregnancy affect metabolism. She might be one of the lucky ones, though.

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  19. Trixie | March 20, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    having your body bounce back after a baby has nothing to do with age.. it has to do with your genes and judging by her sister, Jamie should be worried.

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  20. Rachel | March 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    “she went on a coffee run with a girlfriend” correct me if I’m wrong- but aren’t you supposed to stay away from caffiene if you’re pregnant? Maybe she got green tea… oh wait, that’s caffienated too! She’s perpetuating the Spears’ addiction in her fetus!

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  21. Ted from LA | March 20, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Try as I may, I find it really hard to joke about teen-age pregnancy. FISH, NEXT! Does anyone know why this girl’s mom postponed her book on parenting?

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  22. Dick Cheney | March 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    #21 – so?

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  23. ally | March 20, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    ;

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  24. mamadough | March 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    would it be in bad taste to just go ahead and give the kid a helmet as a baby shower gift?

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  25. ally | March 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    im so happy to be white.
    only in america and the rest of the world actually, can a 16 year old,umarried,pregnant whore not be looked down upon.
    i love being white :)

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  26. FRIST!!! | March 20, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    You can have caffeine when you are pregnant. Just no crack..

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  27. Grunion | March 20, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    “She’s behaving like a pretty normal teen”

    If I was a teen I would be like so offended and stuff

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  28. nipolian | March 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    #24 – The spears spawn would probably get more use out of knee pads.

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  29. veggi | March 20, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    ally, your comment at #23 was much more profound..

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  30. f | March 20, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    But she is from The Spears gene pool. She has ugly Spears genes.
    I mean look at her fat sister. Britney looks twice her age, and pregnancy is no excuse, Heidi Klum is 35, had 3 kids back to back and looks better than both Spears sisters could on their best day.

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  31. ch474 | March 20, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Is it wrong to want to motorboat the boobs of pregnat 16-year old?

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  32. GWB | March 20, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    #23 was a quote from Semicolin Powell

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  33. tina | March 20, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    +

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  34. Sid | March 20, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Very odd decision for her. Clearly she watched her older sister, then decided to skip the “early success” part and go right to the “breeding blimping and psychosis” part.

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  35. Dot | March 20, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    .

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  36. cdl | March 20, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Um… did anyone notice the lipstick smears on the guy in the car?

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  37. question mark | March 20, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    ?

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  38. Caret Top | March 20, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    ^

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  39. Tilda Swinton | March 20, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    ~

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  40. Percentage | March 20, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    %

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  41. Amper Sandler | March 20, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    &

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  42. alley | March 20, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    i will cleanse this earth with the third reich!!

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  43. Sambo the Ass Pirate | March 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    lol @ Veggi 29

    looks like somebody earned their wings, Jamie must be spotting.

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  44. 0h | March 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    Yes .. let’s all celebrate the illegitimate fetus.

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  45. Alex | March 20, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    That’s it! I’m outta here. Fuck the United States. Maybe I can crash at Depp’s pad in France or something. This is just fucking stupid.

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  46. Kost2Kost | March 20, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    I dont understand why its such a big deal. This is normal for people from the south.

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  47. falala | March 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Is that her baby daddy? I hope so, her lipstick is smeared all over his face.

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  48. Brigitte | March 20, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    @26: Caffeine can cause miscarriages. That’s a fact. Pregnant ladies should not drink more than 300 mg caffeine per day, which is equivalent to 3-6 coffee cups (depends on the caffeine percentage), 6 cups of tea or 8 cans of coke. Google is your best friend.

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  49. gotmilk? | March 20, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    oh that’s so sad…she thinks she’s famous.

    48, so you’re saying, if i mistakenly become pregnant, i should drink 10 cups a day to solve the “problem”?

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  50. Eddie | March 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Who’s actually the father? It could be anyone with that family.

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