Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes

July 31st, 2006 // 169 Comments
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You know what the difference between a cold sore and herpes is? Here’s a hint: absolutely nothing. You know what I had when I was 15-years-old? A driver’s permit and my dad’s Ferrari. Not herpes. I was too busy making fun of poor and ugly people to be blowing them and giving myself a permanent virus that grows blisters on my mouth. But considering the only role model she had was Britney Spears, it’s a miracle she only has herpes and didn’t marry the homeless guy who lives in the sewer.


  1. bluebell82

    Even if Jaime Lynn got it in a non-sexual way (kissing as a child/sharing a water bottle) the point is she can still *give* people genital herpes–even if she kisses them in their boxer shirt region (just anywhere below navel/on thinghs). Even if you had a cold sore as a kid and it is dormant for years, there is still an 18% chance you can give future partners genital herpes by going down on them (it’s called “asymptomatic shedding”)Luckily a herpes vaccine is is the works for people who’ve never had either kind.

  2. bluebell82

    Even if Jaime Lynn got it in a non-sexual way (kissing as a child/sharing a water bottle) the point is she can still *give* people genital herpes–even if she kisses them in their boxer shirt region (just anywhere below navel/on thinghs). Even if you had a cold sore as a kid and it is dormant for years, there is still an 18% chance you can give future partners genital herpes by going down on them (it’s called “asymptomatic shedding”)Luckily a herpes vaccine is is the works for people who’ve never had either kind.

  3. If it’s just breaking out, she could be the next ProActiv chick.

    And if it’s just herpes, HAHA to her. :P

  4. Poochie

    148, herpes is not a cold sore, u fucktard.
    and just so you know, pple DO drink out of bottles of water, were in 2006, poodles of water are long gone, my imbecile-prolly-american-cock-sucking friend =)

  5. jrzmommy

    154–
    “Cold sores are caused by the herpes simplex virus, and they’re contagious.” From the Mayo Clinic Website…FUCKTARD! Please, just google the word COLD SORE and 8 bazillion websites will come up that says it’s a herpes virus. My God you’re an idiot. Please go away and never ever come back. go take some of marie osmond’s meds and die.

  6. magickal

    #90 (Scrotty) -

    Please don’t bring us down with your depressing stories of being raped as a three year old. This is the superfish, not your therapist’s office. I doubt the herpes you contracted from it is really the reason you’ve been suffering from guilt and shame for 31 years, but moreso the fact that you know you wanted it.

  7. Danklin

    I know its been said but yeah, herpes on your mouth and herpes on your genitals…not the same thing. She might have gotten kissed….oh noes!

  8. Danklin

    She’s got a nice rack for being 15.

  9. Eye-Dish Lass

    Doesn’t JJ realize that 20 oz of Grape Kool-Aide is going to alter its temperature?! Jeez! TCLTSC!

  10. A Nobody

    Whatever. Call me when her sex tape comes out.

  11. jeremy

    leave this poor girl alone just because britney was a little on the adult side doesnt give any of you a right to judge her younger sister who is just acting on nickolodion by the way leave her alone!

  12. Jess

    Too bad that cold sores are caused by lack of sleep or stress! And it’s herpes simplex. Big deal. A lot of people can get it, and it’s stupid to be posting about something you thought she got from doing something disgusting. Totally stupid.

  13. Whoever posted that comment really should research herpes before running their mouth about something they obviously know NOTHING about. Did you know chicken pox is a form of herpes? And Shingles? After you have a COMMON CHILDHOOD ILLNESS the virus is in your body FOREVER! Cold sores are also a form of the herpes virus which can be caused by stress, illness, overexposure to bright light or UV lamps, an immunodeficieny, menstruation or pregnancy, injury to lips or skin, or emotional upset. You could have never kissed a person in your life and still get cold sores.

  14. Hey Jamie,

    just wanted to say you do great on your shows!

  15. She looks just like young Britney…
    like a virgin…

  16. You ought to receive the semen in your mouth and not in your vagina.

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