Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes
You know what the difference between a cold sore and herpes is? Here’s a hint: absolutely nothing. You know what I had when I was 15-years-old? A driver’s permit and my dad’s Ferrari. Not herpes. I was too busy making fun of poor and ugly people to be blowing them and giving myself a permanent virus that grows blisters on my mouth. But considering the only role model she had was Britney Spears, it’s a miracle she only has herpes and didn’t marry the homeless guy who lives in the sewer.