You know what the difference between a cold sore and herpes is? Here’s a hint: absolutely nothing. You know what I had when I was 15-years-old? A driver’s permit and my dad’s Ferrari. Not herpes. I was too busy making fun of poor and ugly people to be blowing them and giving myself a permanent virus that grows blisters on my mouth. But considering the only role model she had was Britney Spears, it’s a miracle she only has herpes and didn’t marry the homeless guy who lives in the sewer.
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BobMarleysDead | July 31, 2006 at 7:56 pm
All the guys in her freshman class are freaking out right now. The epidemic begins.
Jill | July 31, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Putting a push-up bra when you’re 15 = Great idea.
BobMarleysDead | July 31, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Oh yeah I was first and second. Whoo hoo!!
MeanNate | July 31, 2006 at 7:59 pm
You shure gotta purdy mouth
LEMONSQZ | July 31, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Oh MY! I thought she was innocent like Britney was in the beginning. Come On!
HolisticWisdomcom | July 31, 2006 at 7:59 pm
This is why the abstinence only talks with no sex ed. are ridiculous-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_stds_sexually-transmitted-diseases.htm
LilRach | July 31, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Yes that looks very suspiciously(?) like the herpe.
Very pretty girl but now she’s been tainted!
Gees – can she look anymore like her sister! For some reason i just want to punch that smile off her face?!
wawawetards | July 31, 2006 at 8:10 pm
there’s a difference between a cold sore on your lip and herpes on your va-jay-jay. trust me, i would know.
who cares! | July 31, 2006 at 8:12 pm
In the 3rd picture, is that a boob job scar??? Say it ain’t so!!! Like BIG sister goes little sister??? A hoe in the making!!!
twzzlrgirl | July 31, 2006 at 8:16 pm
why is she dressed like this at 15?? Is her mother insane? Oh, yeah, that’s right, she is. Well, she must really want two trailer park trash kids instead of just one. “I’m so proud of Brit, I wanted another just like her!”
BoardBetty | July 31, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Ummm . . . not to defend any of the Spears clan, but it’s my understanding that most people get exposed to the herpes virus via being kissed as babies.
Secondly, what 15 year old girl hasn’t made out with a guy at least once?
That being said, dude! They have medication for that. With as much money as that family has you’d think they could get a prescription or something!
deluxxe | July 31, 2006 at 8:22 pm
the chin acne is also drawing attention to the face herpes.
dagnytaggart | July 31, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Between 85-95% of the population has antibodies for HSV1 – the virus that causes cold sores or fever blisters. Pretty much everyone you know is carrying the virus. Some people get one cold sore during their life, some get none, and some (like Katie Holmes) get them when sick or stressed.
It’s really ignorant to pick on this teenager for having the same virus that you likely have. This is not the STD that you get on your genitals. I’ve never had a cold sore, but I would bet I have the virus even though I have never had an STD. And I bet you have it too. Idiot.
no.name | July 31, 2006 at 8:24 pm
She’s a teenage kid with acne. Oh noes!
Tits_McGhee | July 31, 2006 at 8:26 pm
I bet she’s been porked many times by the boys at her high school, being Brit’s younger sis and all. It’s no wonder she’s got the herp…her face is just a small preview of what her vag might be like. Ah, kids.
2nd abortion? Oops, Ma, I did it again!
Hopeless_Screenwriter | July 31, 2006 at 8:27 pm
@13 Dag
I agree with you wholeheartedly. I’ll tell ya what we can do. How about you suck my cock, and in a week you’ll have your answer, because you have to have HSV if your’re gonna be with me.
Trajan K | July 31, 2006 at 8:29 pm
damn that sucks but hey with a sister like Britney its bound to happen.
SoftBlueGlow | July 31, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Herpes! Terrific!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Celetina | July 31, 2006 at 9:06 pm
I know it’s not nice to pick on this sweet little thing—she really is pretty, and so young, too! Of course, I really don’t think Senor Superfish is picking on her. Maybe he just wants a reminder of what a genuinely good country girl is like. Let’s cross our fingers and hope she doesn’t take after her sister.
sharkbite | July 31, 2006 at 9:10 pm
I got all excited thinking it was a sexually transmitted disease, and now it’s not nearly as thrilling if it’s only a cold sore…
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
FashMags | July 31, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Peeps:
Not defending the skankiness of the hillbilly tribe of Spears people – but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don’t be nasty about stupid stuff – be nasty about the outfit!
FashMags | July 31, 2006 at 9:39 pm
Peeps:
Not defending the skankiness of the hillbilly tribe of Spears – but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don’t be nasty about stupid stuff – be nasty about the outfit!
FashMags | July 31, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Peeps:
Not defending the skankiness of the Hillbilly Tribe of Spears – but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don’t be nasty about stupid stuff – be nasty about the outfit!
BarbadoSlim | July 31, 2006 at 9:44 pm
Here’s a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,’ festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.
BarbadoSlim | July 31, 2006 at 9:45 pm
Here’s a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,’ festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.
jane's eyre | July 31, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Why is she smiling? She has no cause to smile with that abomination on her lip. I don’t care if you won the lotto, you better keep a straight face. Ick.
saltpeanuts | July 31, 2006 at 9:52 pm
I believe this might be all Joe Simpson’s fault. That freaking pervert is corrupting the sweet untainted youth of America by salivating over the double-D sugartits of Jessica.
On another note, like OMG! Jamie-Lynn looks sooooo sexy. I would so do her, in a few years.
saltpeanuts | July 31, 2006 at 9:53 pm
I believe this might be all Joe Simpson’s fault. That freaking pervert is corrupting the sweet untainted youth of America by salivating over the double-D sugartits of Jessica.
On another note, like OMG! Jamie-Lynn looks sooooo sexy. I would so do her, in a few years.
YoMamma | July 31, 2006 at 9:57 pm
# 19 said…”I know it’s not nice to pick on this sweet little thing—she really is pretty, and so young, too!”
We ALL said the same thing about a certain someone back in ’98. Hmm. SOme thing to think about…the redneck shit hole this pretty young thing is about to fall into.
datter | July 31, 2006 at 10:05 pm
I’m just glad no one said “after the jump”… that’s all.
BarbadoSlim | July 31, 2006 at 10:10 pm
wtf?
datter | July 31, 2006 at 10:13 pm
I’m just glad no one said “after the jump”… that’s all.
ValeWolf | July 31, 2006 at 10:17 pm
K-fed gave it to her.
sovay | July 31, 2006 at 10:25 pm
jeez…
HarryNipples | July 31, 2006 at 10:33 pm
I hope she picks it in public ’til it bleeds…
techiedude | July 31, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Slow news day people? Jamie-Lynn getting a cold-sore is news-worthy why exactly?
rhcp_chick | July 31, 2006 at 10:46 pm
hey i totally agree with dagnytaggart. theres a possibility that she got herpes from genetics and not from blowing some homeless guy. i have herpes(coldsores) and i am 100% sure i got it genetically. but seeing that its jamie lynn spears….. who knows….
tallcoolone | July 31, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Tweezers would be a good idea. She’s already got a good unibrow going there.
tallcoolone | July 31, 2006 at 10:52 pm
All I said was she needs some tweezers and I get this??
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tallcoolone | July 31, 2006 at 10:53 pm
All I said was she needs some tweezers and I get this??
‘Your comment submission failed because In an effort to curb malicious comment posting by abusive users, I’ve enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience. ‘
cmc | July 31, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Big deal!
cmc | July 31, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Big deal!
alaskanchicsickle | July 31, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Kudos to 11 and 13. Seriously, you have to be pretty brave to defend a celebrity around here.
Come on you guys, she seems like a sweet young girl. We don’t need to be ignorant asses, a little education can be a good thing. Retract the claws unless she starts skanking it up.
cmc | July 31, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Big deal!
gatorbates | July 31, 2006 at 11:07 pm
I guess “whore-ism” runs in the family.
Britney, good to know you taught your little sis how to get around.
You can always take the trash out of the trailer …………..
Shauna | July 31, 2006 at 11:12 pm
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
Shauna | July 31, 2006 at 11:13 pm
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
Shauna | July 31, 2006 at 11:13 pm
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
Shauna | July 31, 2006 at 11:16 pm
ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.
So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!
stingybtchsuzy | July 31, 2006 at 11:35 pm
I don’t see the cute in this girl. her hair is awful. maybe too much peroxide? the earrings look like something her middle-aged aunt or K-Fed should be wearing. the dress isn’t very flattering; makes her look like she’s either pregnant, or suffering far more waterweight gain than a 15-year-old should be experiencing.