Jamie Lynn Spears has herpes

July 31st, 2006 // 169 Comments
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You know what the difference between a cold sore and herpes is? Here’s a hint: absolutely nothing. You know what I had when I was 15-years-old? A driver’s permit and my dad’s Ferrari. Not herpes. I was too busy making fun of poor and ugly people to be blowing them and giving myself a permanent virus that grows blisters on my mouth. But considering the only role model she had was Britney Spears, it’s a miracle she only has herpes and didn’t marry the homeless guy who lives in the sewer.


  1. BobMarleysDead

    All the guys in her freshman class are freaking out right now. The epidemic begins.

  2. Jill

    Putting a push-up bra when you’re 15 = Great idea.

  3. BobMarleysDead

    Oh yeah I was first and second. Whoo hoo!!

  4. You shure gotta purdy mouth

  5. LEMONSQZ

    Oh MY! I thought she was innocent like Britney was in the beginning. Come On!

  6. LilRach

    Yes that looks very suspiciously(?) like the herpe.

    Very pretty girl but now she’s been tainted!

    Gees – can she look anymore like her sister! For some reason i just want to punch that smile off her face?!

  7. wawawetards

    there’s a difference between a cold sore on your lip and herpes on your va-jay-jay. trust me, i would know.

  8. who cares!

    In the 3rd picture, is that a boob job scar??? Say it ain’t so!!! Like BIG sister goes little sister??? A hoe in the making!!!

  9. twzzlrgirl

    why is she dressed like this at 15?? Is her mother insane? Oh, yeah, that’s right, she is. Well, she must really want two trailer park trash kids instead of just one. “I’m so proud of Brit, I wanted another just like her!”

  10. BoardBetty

    Ummm . . . not to defend any of the Spears clan, but it’s my understanding that most people get exposed to the herpes virus via being kissed as babies.

    Secondly, what 15 year old girl hasn’t made out with a guy at least once?

    That being said, dude! They have medication for that. With as much money as that family has you’d think they could get a prescription or something!

  11. deluxxe

    the chin acne is also drawing attention to the face herpes.

  12. dagnytaggart

    Between 85-95% of the population has antibodies for HSV1 – the virus that causes cold sores or fever blisters. Pretty much everyone you know is carrying the virus. Some people get one cold sore during their life, some get none, and some (like Katie Holmes) get them when sick or stressed.
    It’s really ignorant to pick on this teenager for having the same virus that you likely have. This is not the STD that you get on your genitals. I’ve never had a cold sore, but I would bet I have the virus even though I have never had an STD. And I bet you have it too. Idiot.

  13. no.name

    She’s a teenage kid with acne. Oh noes!

  14. Tits_McGhee

    I bet she’s been porked many times by the boys at her high school, being Brit’s younger sis and all. It’s no wonder she’s got the herp…her face is just a small preview of what her vag might be like. Ah, kids.

    2nd abortion? Oops, Ma, I did it again!

  15. Hopeless_Screenwriter

    @13 Dag

    I agree with you wholeheartedly. I’ll tell ya what we can do. How about you suck my cock, and in a week you’ll have your answer, because you have to have HSV if your’re gonna be with me.

  16. Trajan K

    damn that sucks but hey with a sister like Britney its bound to happen.

  17. Celetina

    I know it’s not nice to pick on this sweet little thing—she really is pretty, and so young, too! Of course, I really don’t think Senor Superfish is picking on her. Maybe he just wants a reminder of what a genuinely good country girl is like. Let’s cross our fingers and hope she doesn’t take after her sister.

  18. I got all excited thinking it was a sexually transmitted disease, and now it’s not nearly as thrilling if it’s only a cold sore…

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  19. FashMags

    Peeps:

    Not defending the skankiness of the hillbilly tribe of Spears people – but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don’t be nasty about stupid stuff – be nasty about the outfit!

  20. FashMags

    Peeps:

    Not defending the skankiness of the hillbilly tribe of Spears – but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don’t be nasty about stupid stuff – be nasty about the outfit!

  21. FashMags

    Peeps:

    Not defending the skankiness of the Hillbilly Tribe of Spears – but cold sores are viral and can be aquired in several ways (not all of which involve cock, blowjobs or any other Spears-like behavior). Don’t be nasty about stupid stuff – be nasty about the outfit!

  22. BarbadoSlim

    Here’s a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,’ festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.

  23. BarbadoSlim

    Here’s a hint for bleeding heart @13: shut your fucking piehole. The only reason anyone would defend this walkin,’ festering piece mouthsores is if they have herpes too.

  24. jane's eyre

    Why is she smiling? She has no cause to smile with that abomination on her lip. I don’t care if you won the lotto, you better keep a straight face. Ick.

  25. saltpeanuts

    I believe this might be all Joe Simpson’s fault. That freaking pervert is corrupting the sweet untainted youth of America by salivating over the double-D sugartits of Jessica.

    On another note, like OMG! Jamie-Lynn looks sooooo sexy. I would so do her, in a few years.

  26. saltpeanuts

    I believe this might be all Joe Simpson’s fault. That freaking pervert is corrupting the sweet untainted youth of America by salivating over the double-D sugartits of Jessica.

    On another note, like OMG! Jamie-Lynn looks sooooo sexy. I would so do her, in a few years.

  27. YoMamma

    # 19 said…”I know it’s not nice to pick on this sweet little thing—she really is pretty, and so young, too!”

    We ALL said the same thing about a certain someone back in ’98. Hmm. SOme thing to think about…the redneck shit hole this pretty young thing is about to fall into.

  28. datter

    I’m just glad no one said “after the jump”… that’s all.

  29. BarbadoSlim

    wtf?

  30. datter

    I’m just glad no one said “after the jump”… that’s all.

  31. ValeWolf

    K-fed gave it to her.

  32. sovay

    jeez…

  33. HarryNipples

    I hope she picks it in public ’til it bleeds…

  34. Slow news day people? Jamie-Lynn getting a cold-sore is news-worthy why exactly?

  35. rhcp_chick

    hey i totally agree with dagnytaggart. theres a possibility that she got herpes from genetics and not from blowing some homeless guy. i have herpes(coldsores) and i am 100% sure i got it genetically. but seeing that its jamie lynn spears….. who knows….

  36. tallcoolone

    Tweezers would be a good idea. She’s already got a good unibrow going there.

  37. tallcoolone

    All I said was she needs some tweezers and I get this??
    ‘Your comment submission failed because In an effort to curb malicious comment posting by abusive users, I’ve enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience. ‘

  38. tallcoolone

    All I said was she needs some tweezers and I get this??
    ‘Your comment submission failed because In an effort to curb malicious comment posting by abusive users, I’ve enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience. ‘

  39. cmc

    Big deal!

  40. cmc

    Big deal!

  41. alaskanchicsickle

    Kudos to 11 and 13. Seriously, you have to be pretty brave to defend a celebrity around here.
    Come on you guys, she seems like a sweet young girl. We don’t need to be ignorant asses, a little education can be a good thing. Retract the claws unless she starts skanking it up.

  42. cmc

    Big deal!

  43. gatorbates

    I guess “whore-ism” runs in the family.

    Britney, good to know you taught your little sis how to get around.

    You can always take the trash out of the trailer …………..

  44. Shauna

    ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.

    So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!

  45. Shauna

    ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.

    So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!

  46. Shauna

    ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.

    So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!

  47. Shauna

    ACTUALLY, cold sores are HSV-1 WHICH can be transferred to the genital area. Historically, genital herpes were typically HSV-2, however, due to the increase trend to perform oral sex, HSV-1 is now being transmitted to the genitals and HSV-2 can also be transmitted to the oral area.

    So someone with a cold sore can actually give someone genital herpes!

  48. I don’t see the cute in this girl. her hair is awful. maybe too much peroxide? the earrings look like something her middle-aged aunt or K-Fed should be wearing. the dress isn’t very flattering; makes her look like she’s either pregnant, or suffering far more waterweight gain than a 15-year-old should be experiencing.

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