Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to baby girl Maddie Briann this morning. The father is Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend Cassey Aldridge (but don’t quote me on that.) People reports:
“Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”
What’s awesome is the pictures above were taken last night at El Dorado Mexican restaurant. They say spicy food jump starts the labor process, so obviously she was ready to get this thing done. Either that or Britney put a gun to her head and demanded tacos now. Don’t give her no lip about contractions. Ha ha, sisters.
Congratulations to Jamie Lynn and Casey. I look forward to hearing Maddie’s first single next week.
A little practical advice for a new mom… Only in Kentwood, LA is it legal to secure your infant in a car with duct tape and/or used fishing line.
Nice cankles, Jamie Lynn. Great to hear a new generation of fine women in that family has joined us.
#41,
You’re right, but I don’t attend church, believe in Jesus or church doctrine. I do, however, drink too much, but I am cutting back. Ummmmm…. Guinness…
@31
Shit Deb, “lactation specialist” is my middle name
And a 3 inch cock? And WHY hasnt this guy jumped off a fucking bridge yet?
I would literally cry ever waking moment if that was me (and not just after I start drinking)
Ted from L.A…..have I told you lately that I love you?
Seriously, I’ve had 3 kids…last one was 10 lbs. 3 oz. and 22 1/2 inches long (with a big ol’ head) and no C-sections. I don’t have issues in the Southern Region.
I didn’t realize you have FIVE kids! Props to the missus!
Oh, and Earth, perhaps one of Ted’s brood will cure cancer, teach us to give up our addiction to foreign oil and cheaply made merchandise, or at the very least
save Katie Holmes!
I wonder how long it’ll be until we see a bottle full of Mountain Dew propped in that baby’s mouth?
XOXOXOXO edamame.
#28 – I hear Maddie Briann is knocked up already.
funniest writeup all week superfish! ROFL
Learn a lesson from Britney, Jamie Lynn: you can’t have your baby and eat it too.
Congratulations! Only 15 years until the kid is pregnant too.
did they check that thing for stupid?
Thank goodness this post turned into an informative discussion about tight vaginae (thanks spell check). My question is why haven’t I ever heard of kegal exercises, and subsequently why isn’t there a video series available? I’m guessing a franchise of kegal videos would force pilates into the history books for good. And one and two and three… now breathe… again… Okay we have a script now we just need some models.
those are some huge tits. Should I be arroused? Am I a pedo for being arroused? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. oh well.
Congratulations Jamie!
I hope the birth went well and that your baby girl is doing just as well and is healthy too. Give my regards to the family and hope to see and hear from you soon.
xoxo
P.S. Say high to Britney for me!
Randal
Wasn’t she only pregnant for 3 months?
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Jimbo-good luck at finding a 15 year old virgin.
Good for her, now she can move into a one bedroom subsidize apartment, get food stamps, and free medical like all the other pregnant teens in the US. Oh, I forgot, she’s rich, so she can afford a new house and an SUV, and not have to struggle like the rest of them. It must be nice. I bet she can also sell the pix of her baby for 1M to some trashy Catholic tabloid.
Sure you don’t mean trashy Christian tabloid?
LAST!!!!
Now that you have a daughter, teach her to close your legs so she doesn’t grow up to be stupid and untalented like you are, Jamie Lynn. If you can’t set an example for anyone, at least do it for your stupid daughter. You already fail at everything else you do anyway. I wonder how your mother managed to raise two stupid fucked-up daughters. Lmao.
I wouldn’t be too surprised if she grew up to be a poser like Avril Lavigne or an untalented emo singer like Ashlee Simpson.In any case, good luck raise your BASTARD DAUGHTER. NOT.
P.S: I bet 1 billion dollars your daughter is going to grow up just as fucked up and dumb as you are.
She has to cross the state line into MISSISSIPPI in order to have adequate health care?!? Sweet Jesus, Loser-anna is fucked up…
Whore. DO you think she’ll be a good 16-year old mother?
Sheeeeeiiiiiit.
a girl, oh no! A new Poptard in 2021
Bet it’s black.
“Maddie” — nice trendy name, stupid bitch.
I love the names white trash name their kids. It’s almost as funny as the names black people come up with.
Ten years from now, kids’ names will just be a series of symbols. **&%, (), ##$$%, 78910:), and Shaniqua***&%^8392590&&&&&Jones.
Moooo.
We REALLY need to bring back the chastity belt. Seriously.
BACK TO THE PROSTITUTES?
Jamie Lynn will be a grandma by age 30
slutttt\
slutttt\
Hasta el tronco!!!, que bueno hija sigue los ejemplos de tú hermanita.
OMG
she won’t be a good mum.
congratulations to jamie!
a girl..
great <3!
I hope Maddie will grow up as normal as she can!
And at all the Jamie insults,
why do you do that?
What has she done to you ?
she’s just a normal girl…
and she has done a mistake..
okay but
nobody’s perfect.
think about it!
why do want a baby you are way to young
why do want a baby you are way to young
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