Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to baby girl Maddie Briann this morning. The father is Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend Cassey Aldridge (but don’t quote me on that.) People reports:
“Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”
What’s awesome is the pictures above were taken last night at El Dorado Mexican restaurant. They say spicy food jump starts the labor process, so obviously she was ready to get this thing done. Either that or Britney put a gun to her head and demanded tacos now. Don’t give her no lip about contractions. Ha ha, sisters.
Congratulations to Jamie Lynn and Casey. I look forward to hearing Maddie’s first single next week.
Yeppers.
I am the father
Poptarts!
Poptarts!
Bacon bits
Congrats to her.
Hope the kid grows up normal.
FRST SUCKAS!!!
FRST SUCKAS!!!
The rumor was she may have gotten pregnant by a brotha’. Can’t wait to see if the baby “has a tan”.
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at” C e l e b Mi n g l e . c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
@9.
By ‘a’ brother. Or by ‘her’ brother?? Because if Little Maddie Briann comes out of the tomb with 3 eyes and a tail, you’ll be looking stupid for even suggesting such a ridiculous assumption.
@9.
I think ya mean, “her” brother. Eh, we shall see. If little Maddie Briann comes out of the tomb with 3 eyes and a tail, it will all be confirmed.
#9
Nah. Only thing a southern brotha is good for is paying with our tax money more for rims and tires than the car is worth and ruining his credit at an early age. That and finding a co-signer to be able to shop at Best Buy.
Meh, whaddya expect from the town pump?
All this C-section business just gives me the shits. What’s with the ‘too posh to push’ epidemic? You’d rather let someone cut you open and lift a baby out through the sun roof instead of letting it make its own way down the birth canal (and it is called that for a reason). Little bit of pain, a lot of reward…and no scar.
Be a mother from the start. Oh i forgot, you’ll still a child yourself. Well someone should slap your mother.
I only have one child but if I were pregnant again; I would get a c-section so my pussy stays tight. The pussy gets loose after having 2 or more babies.
#11 – a swing…and a miss
#12 – a swing…and a miss
I expect young Maddie to get pregnant in about 4 years. Maybe sooner.
Que congratulations?
I’m with Foxy on this one… and not just because she is foxy. The great news is Jamie Lynn’s mom is now a grandmother. I heard the first draft of her book (How to be an Outstanding Grandmother) is due out tomorrow.
Deb, who the fuckery told you that shit? the body retracts – the muscles in the vagina are very good at this. In fact they are made for it. It’s what allows your body to accommodate different (sized ) partners. So your husband doesn’t know when you’ve been spending too much time with your toy… Practice your clenching girl and your pussy will stay tight forever.
Shoulda named the tardlette “NickiLuu DeeAnn” after the real dad (her show’s producer).
I expect Lynns book to be 250 pages full of
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Britney will read it:
Funny hooky mark, huh, the what sign, huh, nother funny hooky mark. Ah, mom, this is great!!
I wonder who will get the honor of popping little Maddie’s cherry………Sean Preston or Jayden James.
21
My pussy is tight and I want it to stay tight but all my friends that have 2 or more babies say they are loose and would get a c-section if they could do it all over again so their pussies stay tight. I never put a vibrator up me, I just put it right on my clit.
@22 *waves* hi stupidface!!
#16,
Deb,
You’re full of shit. My wife gave birth to 5 children, the last being 8 years-ago. Sure it is loose for a while after birth, but it gets right back to pre-kids with the right exercises (kiegels) and a little time. Women are their own worst enemies. Do you also talk women out of breastfeeding because it “hurts”? So what have we learned today? C-sections= bad idea unless medically necessary. Breastfeeding= good for baby, cheap, and convienient if learned to do properly. Natural birth= no scars, less risk, faster recovery and same tight pussy in the long run.
Maddie Briann…..the future Mrs. Sean Preston Spears Federline.
You loosey gooseys must not have had any stitches. lol. I had one natural and one c section and Im not at all loose in fact after the stitches down there dissoleved and I had sex, I was like a virgin all over again. Too bad you guys dont do your kegal exercises, then maybe your man would get a tighter fit.lol.
Ted. Ted Ted Ted. Ted. 5 children. Five? Five?!?!! 5. I’m hurtin’, Ted, and this is what you do to me. You know I can’t take it anymore, Ted. I thought you loved me, Ted. Ted. Ted…
#27
Everyone knows that breast feeding is the best for baby and all women should do it for at least 3 months part time or full time. I had a tough time breast feeding at first because my baby did not latch on correctly and it hurt bad. I contacted a lactation specialist and I breast fed fine after that.
My friends husbands cock is 3 inches hard and he said his wifes pussy is too loose after having 2 kids.
Can I ask you a personal question? What size is your cock? Maybe the cock size has something to do with it as well.
Dear Earth,
Sorry, but it am hoping one of them will take care of me in my old age. I just wanted to play the odds. You’re fucked either way Earth. We grow most of our own food and butcher our own “pets”. I don’t drive very often and always recycle. I just really like having kids. Bless me father for I have sinned…
#31,
I’m not getting into this, but my 8 year-old’s penis is bigger than your friend’s husband’s after getting out of a cold swimming pool. The pussy is probably fine, the peter is at fault… as usual…
Does Big Lots have a baby shower registry?
@22 Veggi troll, that was kind of funny, kudos.
another slut in the making
So what’s the O/U on when Maddie get’s knocked up say 2-3years?
my pussy is going to stay tight (for real) forever because I plan on never having kids.
thats how I plan on staying young forever, too.
but dont tell anyone my secret! lol
my pussy is going to stay tight (for real) forever because I plan on never having kids.
thats how I plan on staying young forever, too.
but dont tell anyone my secret! lol
Lol @ 35. I agree.
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS,CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU FAT ASS BITCH!STOP SPAWNING UGLY BABIES THAT’S GOING GROW UP TO BE A WHORE LIKE YOU!
#34 Auntie….Let me save you some time….she is registered at the Gas-N-Go in Kentwood LA.
Ted from LA is an Irish Catholic. I never would have guessed.
Hummm. This thread has been a real gynecology lesson.
@37 & 38 We are all really happy your pussy is going to stay tight forever..
Do all the exercises you want, I’m sticking with 15-year-old virgins. It’s not like they recalled Rohypnol or anything.
I wonder if Aunt Britney dropped her yet.
Man, what a waste of a nice pair of 16 yr old tits…..already heading south…
Looks like Casey’s gonna have him a little something on the side in, say, 10 years.
I’m I the only one who found it ironic that baby Spears weighs 7-11?
Did she give birth to a girl or a Cabbage Patch Kid holding a bag of chips and a signed can of RedBull from Xavier Roberts??
Wow, great job there Jamie Lynn — click the link. I had a feeling this would happen…… stupid kids…. It’s like the movie “Idiocracy” coming IRL
I believe the baby was a breach so no amount of pushing would have helped there.