Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to baby girl Maddie Briann this morning. The father is Jamie Lynn’s boyfriend Cassey Aldridge (but don’t quote me on that.) People reports:
“Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”
What’s awesome is the pictures above were taken last night at El Dorado Mexican restaurant. They say spicy food jump starts the labor process, so obviously she was ready to get this thing done. Either that or Britney put a gun to her head and demanded tacos now. Don’t give her no lip about contractions. Ha ha, sisters.
Congratulations to Jamie Lynn and Casey. I look forward to hearing Maddie’s first single next week.
Alex | June 19, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Yeppers.
Jimbo | June 19, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I am the father
Danielle | June 19, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Poptarts!
Danielle | June 19, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Poptarts!
Mine | June 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Bacon bits
Ted Mosby | June 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Congrats to her.
Hope the kid grows up normal.
FRST | June 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm
FRST SUCKAS!!!
FRST FRST | June 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm
FRST SUCKAS!!!
JimmyBachaFungool | June 19, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The rumor was she may have gotten pregnant by a brotha’. Can’t wait to see if the baby “has a tan”.
lisa | June 19, 2008 at 12:20 pm
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at” C e l e b Mi n g l e . c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Danielle | June 19, 2008 at 12:21 pm
@9.
By ‘a’ brother. Or by ‘her’ brother?? Because if Little Maddie Briann comes out of the tomb with 3 eyes and a tail, you’ll be looking stupid for even suggesting such a ridiculous assumption.
Danielle | June 19, 2008 at 12:23 pm
@9.
I think ya mean, “her” brother. Eh, we shall see. If little Maddie Briann comes out of the tomb with 3 eyes and a tail, it will all be confirmed.
Alex | June 19, 2008 at 12:23 pm
#9
Nah. Only thing a southern brotha is good for is paying with our tax money more for rims and tires than the car is worth and ruining his credit at an early age. That and finding a co-signer to be able to shop at Best Buy.
2for2true | June 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Meh, whaddya expect from the town pump?
Foxy | June 19, 2008 at 12:25 pm
All this C-section business just gives me the shits. What’s with the ‘too posh to push’ epidemic? You’d rather let someone cut you open and lift a baby out through the sun roof instead of letting it make its own way down the birth canal (and it is called that for a reason). Little bit of pain, a lot of reward…and no scar.
Be a mother from the start. Oh i forgot, you’ll still a child yourself. Well someone should slap your mother.
Deb | June 19, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I only have one child but if I were pregnant again; I would get a c-section so my pussy stays tight. The pussy gets loose after having 2 or more babies.
One more... | June 19, 2008 at 12:29 pm
#11 – a swing…and a miss
#12 – a swing…and a miss
KC | June 19, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I expect young Maddie to get pregnant in about 4 years. Maybe sooner.
Que | June 19, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Que congratulations?
Ted from LA | June 19, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I’m with Foxy on this one… and not just because she is foxy. The great news is Jamie Lynn’s mom is now a grandmother. I heard the first draft of her book (How to be an Outstanding Grandmother) is due out tomorrow.
Foxy | June 19, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Deb, who the fuckery told you that shit? the body retracts – the muscles in the vagina are very good at this. In fact they are made for it. It’s what allows your body to accommodate different (sized ) partners. So your husband doesn’t know when you’ve been spending too much time with your toy… Practice your clenching girl and your pussy will stay tight forever.
veggi | June 19, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Shoulda named the tardlette “NickiLuu DeeAnn” after the real dad (her show’s producer).
veggi | June 19, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I expect Lynns book to be 250 pages full of
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Britney will read it:
Funny hooky mark, huh, the what sign, huh, nother funny hooky mark. Ah, mom, this is great!!
nipolian | June 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I wonder who will get the honor of popping little Maddie’s cherry………Sean Preston or Jayden James.
Deb | June 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm
21
My pussy is tight and I want it to stay tight but all my friends that have 2 or more babies say they are loose and would get a c-section if they could do it all over again so their pussies stay tight. I never put a vibrator up me, I just put it right on my clit.
veggi | June 19, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@22 *waves* hi stupidface!!
Ted from LA | June 19, 2008 at 12:39 pm
#16,
Deb,
You’re full of shit. My wife gave birth to 5 children, the last being 8 years-ago. Sure it is loose for a while after birth, but it gets right back to pre-kids with the right exercises (kiegels) and a little time. Women are their own worst enemies. Do you also talk women out of breastfeeding because it “hurts”? So what have we learned today? C-sections= bad idea unless medically necessary. Breastfeeding= good for baby, cheap, and convienient if learned to do properly. Natural birth= no scars, less risk, faster recovery and same tight pussy in the long run.
jrz | June 19, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Maddie Briann…..the future Mrs. Sean Preston Spears Federline.
jennifer_hammond | June 19, 2008 at 12:41 pm
You loosey gooseys must not have had any stitches. lol. I had one natural and one c section and Im not at all loose in fact after the stitches down there dissoleved and I had sex, I was like a virgin all over again. Too bad you guys dont do your kegal exercises, then maybe your man would get a tighter fit.lol.
Earth | June 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Ted. Ted Ted Ted. Ted. 5 children. Five? Five?!?!! 5. I’m hurtin’, Ted, and this is what you do to me. You know I can’t take it anymore, Ted. I thought you loved me, Ted. Ted. Ted…
Deb | June 19, 2008 at 12:53 pm
#27
Everyone knows that breast feeding is the best for baby and all women should do it for at least 3 months part time or full time. I had a tough time breast feeding at first because my baby did not latch on correctly and it hurt bad. I contacted a lactation specialist and I breast fed fine after that.
My friends husbands cock is 3 inches hard and he said his wifes pussy is too loose after having 2 kids.
Can I ask you a personal question? What size is your cock? Maybe the cock size has something to do with it as well.
Ted from LA | June 19, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Dear Earth,
Sorry, but it am hoping one of them will take care of me in my old age. I just wanted to play the odds. You’re fucked either way Earth. We grow most of our own food and butcher our own “pets”. I don’t drive very often and always recycle. I just really like having kids. Bless me father for I have sinned…
Ted from LA | June 19, 2008 at 12:58 pm
#31,
I’m not getting into this, but my 8 year-old’s penis is bigger than your friend’s husband’s after getting out of a cold swimming pool. The pussy is probably fine, the peter is at fault… as usual…
Auntie Kryst | June 19, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Does Big Lots have a baby shower registry?
@22 Veggi troll, that was kind of funny, kudos.
BEN | June 19, 2008 at 1:14 pm
another slut in the making
Come-Honor-Face | June 19, 2008 at 1:15 pm
So what’s the O/U on when Maddie get’s knocked up say 2-3years?
Faith | June 19, 2008 at 1:18 pm
my pussy is going to stay tight (for real) forever because I plan on never having kids.
thats how I plan on staying young forever, too.
but dont tell anyone my secret! lol
Faith | June 19, 2008 at 1:18 pm
my pussy is going to stay tight (for real) forever because I plan on never having kids.
thats how I plan on staying young forever, too.
but dont tell anyone my secret! lol
Anonymous. | June 19, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Lol @ 35. I agree.
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS,CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU FAT ASS BITCH!STOP SPAWNING UGLY BABIES THAT’S GOING GROW UP TO BE A WHORE LIKE YOU!
nipolian | June 19, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#34 Auntie….Let me save you some time….she is registered at the Gas-N-Go in Kentwood LA.
jrz | June 19, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Ted from LA is an Irish Catholic. I never would have guessed.
Binky | June 19, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Hummm. This thread has been a real gynecology lesson.
Jimbo | June 19, 2008 at 1:36 pm
@37 & 38 We are all really happy your pussy is going to stay tight forever..
Jimbo | June 19, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Do all the exercises you want, I’m sticking with 15-year-old virgins. It’s not like they recalled Rohypnol or anything.
Miserable Bastard | June 19, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I wonder if Aunt Britney dropped her yet.
Deacon Jones | June 19, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Man, what a waste of a nice pair of 16 yr old tits…..already heading south…
Cap'n Pickles | June 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Looks like Casey’s gonna have him a little something on the side in, say, 10 years.
Hey Buddi | June 19, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I’m I the only one who found it ironic that baby Spears weighs 7-11?
Did she give birth to a girl or a Cabbage Patch Kid holding a bag of chips and a signed can of RedBull from Xavier Roberts??
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,369103,00.html | June 19, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Wow, great job there Jamie Lynn — click the link. I had a feeling this would happen…… stupid kids…. It’s like the movie “Idiocracy” coming IRL
little willie | June 19, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I believe the baby was a breach so no amount of pushing would have helped there.