
Nickelodeon is planning a special on teen pregnancy after Jamie Lynn Spears star of the network’s Zoey 101 announced she was pregnant at 16. Nickelodeon is not sure whether to continue airing the kid-friendly show, but they want to address the issue of teen pregnancy in an educational way for young viewers and have brought in news veteran Linda Ellerbee, according to the Associated Press:
“I think it’s important that something be done,” Ellerbee told The Associated Press on Thursday. “But I think it’s important that it be done in a measured way, and not just to feed the beast of news stories.”
You know what would be a classy special? And I’m just spit-balling ideas here. Nickelodeon should have Jamie Lynn Spears stand silently on a stage wearing a scarlet letter while Britney Spears sings and dance around her. Then at the end a simple message will appear: “Teenage pregnancy: It’s even more retarded than Britney. For reals.” Damn, that’s almost too perfect. Chastity belts will be back in style again. That’s how perfect it is.
































#40. lils wins the prize for being exactly right.
Correction.
#49 took the title for being exactly right!
…teenage girls have no interest in becoming the center of attention….LMAO
#51, LOL, I think s/he was trying to be sarcastic and messed it up. True is that teenagers might think is cool being pregnant because their parents will help them and people will pity them and help them. I don’t think that Jamie Lynn should be fired, but she’s getting too much undeserved attention.
Cheap white trash the world over have kids young – I agree with other posters that the outcry and breast-beating for this is way out of proportion. Jamie-Lynn will morph into her role model of a big sister in no time at all. I’m still shaking my head in disbelief that the baby’s father was seriously being described as her ‘longterm partner/boyfriend’. WTF? Makes it sound like they were heading for their ruby anniversary!!
I learned about sex by watching the pet hamsters at school. and salt n’ pepa videos.
#45? Yes, daughter. I saw what you wrote and was very tickled to read such kind words. Your comprehension skills are improving. Have you been studying? Don’t be so modest, missy. You’re getting better.
This is making me burn with jealousy.
Jamie Lynn Spears is so charming. I love her. I often share her videos and movies with my friends from pubspa.com. If you a fan of her, you can join us.
This is the stpuidest news EVER! i mean, ya, she’s afmous and she got pregnant and its not good. and is her whole family christian or just her mom? cuz there’s no way in HELL that britany is, with her sex tape music videos and rehab and shaving her dammn hair off (like what the hell is up with that?).
but at the same time, many teen girls get pregnant all the time. my best friends sister is in her 2nd trimester already! its just that she’s not famous or from a really bad family. the only reason that jamie’s getting attention is that she is a spears. thats it. family ties and relations.
so get off this news. who cares about this little “slut” as so many people call her. what would u call anyother girl who has had sex @ 15. many kids have had, and probabnly a lot of famous kids too. the only reason we call her a slut is that we know she had sex.
and its friggin CHRISTMAS!!!! we’re supposed to be enjoying the miricle of our Lord. and how he was born from the holy spirit. @ least we know that jamie’s kid’s not from divine intervention or the holy spirit. GOsh wouldnt that be so scary if the Christ came back as Jamie’s kid? HOLY!!!! he’d HAVE to be the holyiest of holies to come from THAT girl (and that girl coming from THAT family)
happy holidays everybody!
This is the funniest post I’ve read in a while.
#58 People who call teen girls sluts are usually virgins.And not like those “sexy” virgins either, they’re like ugly-and no one wants to steal that candy-because it is isn’t very sweet
Nickelodeon should just publicly fire the girl and leave the explanations to the parents instead of looking to see how they can also make money from this. Nothing says it better than a public “You haven’t met our standards. You’re Fired.”
I don’t understand. This girl is not pretty at all. Most 16 year old girls are pretty and this one doesn’t even have the freshness of a teenager. She has a big chin and her teeth are all the same length seen from front, it is weird, I don’t like to look at her. And she is wearing a blouse that should belong to a sixty year-old fat woman.
She is so sexy! She was said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebrity dating site
http://www.Richcupids.com
. That sounds crazy!!
More and more like her sister!
More and more like her sister!
More and more like her sister!
More and more like her sister!
More and more like her sister!
More and more like her sister!
More and more like her sister!
#23The Spears family: More retarded than George Bush!!!
How funny you are
Someone say that she is dating with a military guy now. Is it true?
Who knowns!!!!!!
Oh, for fuck’s sake! I can’t wait to go home next Christmas and find my 14 year old sister and all of her peers knocked up by 20 year-olds. I’m so excited.
Okay all you people who say she should get an abortion I think you are stupid. If she dont want the kid she should have it and put it up for adoption or something. Because no matter what you say all this happened for a reason and God has a reason for it. Its a living thing and has a reason to live. Abortion is murder!!! Yeah we all know shes just 16 and she screwed up but shes human too people make mistakes get over it!!!
<3Lauren Kathleen…
u is a fucking hoe screwing guys at the age of 16 bitch u are a disgrace
u is a fucking hoe screwing guys at the age of 16 bitch u are a disgrace