Jamie Lynn Spears’ father spent Christmas away from family

December 27th, 2007 // 91 Comments

Jamie Spears, father of Britney and Jamie Lynn, did not spend Christmas this year with his pregnant teenage daughter and ex-wife Lynne. He’s pissed that Lynne is profiting from Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy by selling photo rights to OK! Magazine for $1 million. Us Magazine reports:

“He doesn’t get a dime from his daughters,” the source says. “He busts his ass to take care of himself. That’s why he’s so furious with Lynne.”
Usmagazine.com reported last week, per a source close to the family, that Jamie “refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children.’”

There’s not much profit of any kind to be made off Britney these days. She probably won’t even give you some of her Frappucino. I heard the last person who asked for a sip was found dead in a dumpster. The cops are pretty sure they can trace the pink wig hairs to Britney, but not until they modify their riot shields to deflect “cooch acid.” That’s a technical term used in the field. Seriously, I heard it on C.S.I. once.

Photo: Splash News

  1. The Wonderful Wonder of Makeup

    Sans-makeup like this, almost all my guy friends have prettier faces than Jamie does, even though none has a womanly face. Even worse, they’re all older than she is too.

  2. missywissy

    When will these girls go away??? Are we that bored????? She’s already got the frap and the glasses going. Good grief. If anything you would think she would do completely OPPOSITE of her sister. GO AWAY SPEARS FAMILY!! And Lynn, you are so going to hell for creating the environment for this to happen. How could you pimp out your daughters like this??? You are one money hungry bitch. I hope your book fails and everyone comes to their senses and bails on you. You deserve a huge fall.

  3. meritocrat

    Way to spill your brownish spooge drink on that Versace bag, lil’ ho. This is why you shouldn’t have nice things!

  4. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    That is just plain pathetic. Pissed off because everyone around, including your family, but you is making money off of your skank H0 daughters

  5. Petite

    Dlisted.
    Most of the time.

  6. Igottabemeeee

    I’d stay home if I was him too. He divorced that bitch for a reason.

  7. Petite

    petite, what’s #1? i’m painfully bored….
    @43-Yea petite whats better than here for saying all those things you can’t say walking down the street. What is better?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Dlisted- most of the time.

  8. Scott

    Mmmmm, that little bitch is hot. Very nice tits and body, I’d love to fuck her. At a bare minimum I’d like to boil her panties to make some Jamie Lynn tea, mmmmmm, yummy… :-))

  9. AssBigot

    that hag doesn’t look anything near 16. at least brit brit was pretty when she was 16..this little ambitious whore just rode along big sis brit’s popularity.

    fucking bitch.

  10. Jessygirl129 (im me, ily guys)

    i like her big boobs<3333 ahahaha :]]

  11. Scott

    I like her big boobs too, and her hot lil’ body…I’d like to have her sit on my face, fuck my tongue, and make my mouth look like a glazed donut, mmmmm….

  12. I hate Brit's Perpetual Whore Pimp Mother

    Hey! – Isn’t that pap photog in the background the same pap Brit just fucked? Maybe he’s the father!!

  13. Hollywood Agent

    Just WTF is this girl thinking. Does she not know that it is a crime in Los Angeles to have a baby if you are a WASP, and, to make it worse, having a WASP baby! She should be shot!

    She needs to get street smart ASAP and adopt her kids from third world countries. The rest of the selfish Hollywood community does not want any more cutie pie American kid-lets; they only think it is OK and moral to have a baby if you are over 40, perimenopausal, and using mad doctors’ concoctions to force you to conceive without ever having congress sexual relations, or to adopt from the third world.

    Also remember this important point – don’t adopt any US babies because that is considered just as bad has having your own the natural way.

    Having said this – Jamie Lynn Spears is a TRAMP!!!

  14. Plain Jane

    She really is very plain looking. There is nothing special about her. In fact, some would think she is a dog.

  15. kati

    wow, she looks like death warmed over….someone get her some makeup.
    and nice necklace. haha

  16. Guest

    She doesn’t look pregnant….she does look OLD and TIRED, tho…

  17. Petite

    She has spilled coffee all over her hand. I bet “that’s hot!”

  18. lisa

    She looks so pale. So many people discuss her pregnant at pubsap.com recently. I don’t know true or not.

  19. weirdo

    Give Britney her Starbucks and retarded glasses back you stupid twat! #31-hilarious

  20. kiss

    J L S is a nice “girl”in my mind~~she’s gorgeous. but even clebs are lonely sometimes, someone saw her profile with hot photos on “WealthyKiss.com” a joke made by someone? but who cares. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there.

  21. Nikky Raney

    eww

  22. C2

    Wy does it look like there’s nose hair coming out of her nose? LIke a huge amount of nose hair.

  23. @ 72 — now that is some funny shit. white peoples are the funniest thing since that dog who could skateboard and drink beer!! oh, and that pig who can swim…..and the squirrel who can waterski

  24. In this picture she look more pretty than Britney!

  25. The Listener

    First, her breasts aren’t as big as many of you are making them out to be. She’s just wearing a really tight top which makes them look bigger. I’ve seen that trick a thousand times when I was in college. Tight top=big boobs.

    Second, even decaf coffee contains SOME caffeine. Do we KNOW that she’s even drinking coffee? She could be drinking cocoa.

    #31 I don’t get it. Is that supposed to be funny?

  26. muffin is knocked up

    Maybe this is an old picture because she doesn’t look pregnant and she’s drinking coffee.

  27. Anonymous

    For #70, kiss:

    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
    I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

  28. kitten

    Hopefully she will buy herself some nose-hair clippers with that million.

  29. dummy

    Jesus, Starbuck sucks, doesn’t anyone know that already? They are also fucking cheap assed bastards considering what’s come out in the news about Starbux lately.

  30. Shallo Val

    78 – that was so fucking funny, man!

  31. fn

    I just realized this, but apparently Jamie Lynn’s name is a combo of her dad’s name (Jamie) and her mom’s name (Lynne)

    Ohhhhhhhh my god Spears family, you are ridic.

  32. Maybe he doesn’t like ‘em anymore after they get knocked up. Not the same.

    Eh, looks like it’s too late to be a good parent now, anyway.

    I wonder if that cross leaves burns on fornicator girl.

  33. I AM STANDING BEHIND YOU JAMIE

    He is a big asshole. He make her pregnant and then when he come to know it he has broken up the realationship and do not want to know anything about the baby. He is the asshole and not jamie. He is older than her and that for he knows what can happen if they have a sexual relation. He has bankrupt her carrer as actress and her music carrer which she wanted to start this year. I think we should not goof on her peculiar to back up her and help her where we can.

  34. blizzy

    @83 – Damned Public schools.

  35. IWONKY

    She has got to be the deadest and most haggard-looking 16 year old I’ve ever seen.

  36. Mc dog

    those are some nice Globes i like em big who else likes big

  37. I don’t give a FUCK!!!! i would still FUCK HER SOOO HARD THAT FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS SHE’LL BE WALKING WITH HER LEGS OPEN!!!!!!!!………………….
    fuck! i just wanna live all day and night in dat pussy!!!!!!! ill rip her ass open!!!!!!!

    and those fucking bo0bs OH MY GOD! don’t even get me started on those!!!

    PLUS! she got money so fuck that!!!

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  39. colby miller

    id like to be an actor but i dont know who to talk to i have a myspace……… colbyanderw@hotmail.comfind me and talk to me about it pleasei would be so HAPPY later

  40. colby miller

    id like to be an actor but i dont know who to talk to i have a myspace……… colbyanderw@hotmail.comfind me and talk to me about it pleasei would be so HAPPY later

  41. i like those fuckin big boobs you got jamie lynn spears

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