Jamie Spears, father of Britney and Jamie Lynn, did not spend Christmas this year with his pregnant teenage daughter and ex-wife Lynne. He’s pissed that Lynne is profiting from Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy by selling photo rights to OK! Magazine for $1 million. Us Magazine reports:
“He doesn’t get a dime from his daughters,” the source says. “He busts his ass to take care of himself. That’s why he’s so furious with Lynne.”
Usmagazine.com reported last week, per a source close to the family, that Jamie “refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children.’”
There’s not much profit of any kind to be made off Britney these days. She probably won’t even give you some of her Frappucino. I heard the last person who asked for a sip was found dead in a dumpster. The cops are pretty sure they can trace the pink wig hairs to Britney, but not until they modify their riot shields to deflect “cooch acid.” That’s a technical term used in the field. Seriously, I heard it on C.S.I. once.
stinky pants | December 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
1st
wangler | December 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I got her sister pregnant once but she was pretty then and it was actually only a poster I had on the wall and so then it was all messy and gross and i had to take it down and so i put up one of stephanie seymour instead back when she was totally hot and i want’ed to do her SO bad.
edamame | December 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
When did she get a boob job?! The pregnancy didn’t make THAT rack.
Way to go, Lynne….you get my vote for shittiest mom of the year!
my comment | December 27, 2007 at 2:04 pm
16 and knocked up.
She keeps it classy.
My Word | December 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm
My word!
sad people | December 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm
with titties like those, you knew she was giving it up. these people really are white trash and don’t seem to be ashamed of it.
fuddy duddy | December 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
god she’s ugly but those titties are fantastic.
lils | December 27, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Jamie Lynn, stay away from Starbucks. Really, girl, don’t follow your sister’s steps. You screwed it up bad but there is still hope for you!
Gabriel | December 27, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Ahhh so that’s what happened to my missing sperm. Hey good buddies, you’ll be missed.
Whatthef | December 27, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Don’t forget that YOUR daughters and YOUR little sisters are screwing someone in the back of YOUR CAR assholes!
RichPort | December 27, 2007 at 2:10 pm
And that, folks, is what happens to 16 year olds that dress like whores. You call it a crucifix… I call it a target for my pearl necklace. What’s that? Oh fuck you, I know she’s 16, but she’s no stranger to the danger, so you can bang ‘er without anger. She gave up her “you fucking pedophile” platform the minute she put on a shirt so tight I could count the number of spermatazoa swimming down her throat.
InsideHoops | December 27, 2007 at 2:13 pm
They’re the All-American family.
Auntie Kryst | December 27, 2007 at 2:13 pm
What the fuck does Jamie Spears do to “bust his ass off”? Is it tuning up the General Lee to keep them Duke Boys a step ahead of Boss Hogg? Way to go Pa, naming your daughter after yourself you goddamn hillbilly.
joeypants | December 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Thanks #11… I would WRECK that.
Alisha | December 27, 2007 at 2:19 pm
She is so cute and she is fantastic.
http://CelebritiesPhotos.blogcu.com
morga | December 27, 2007 at 2:23 pm
wow, the hypocrisy in that necklace is staggering…..
patrick | December 27, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Jamie u r hot!!!
WhatIsItWithStarbucks | December 27, 2007 at 2:26 pm
What is it with the spears family and Starbucks? Starbucks must be paying these girls to always have their cups in their hands.
Racer X | December 27, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Specs appeal.
/fo reals
fugly | December 27, 2007 at 2:36 pm
She’s one fugly girl.. ukh looks 40
starbucks | December 27, 2007 at 2:39 pm
we at strarbucks can definetly oblidge that we do not endorce neither britney or jamie-lynn spears we simply brew some damn good frappacinno and if you dont belive me then your gay!!!!!! so there
;p
starbucks | December 27, 2007 at 2:39 pm
we at strarbucks can definetly oblidge that we do not endorce neither britney or jamie-lynn spears we simply brew some damn good frappacinno and if you dont belive me then your gay!!!!!! so there
;p
SELL THAT PORCELAIN PUSSY | December 27, 2007 at 2:42 pm
IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF THE KID WAS BLACK……..OOOOH, THE SCANDAL!
Mr. Slave | December 27, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Jethuth Chritht!
Biff Henderson | December 27, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I wish people called me by my name instead of “executive at Nickelodeon and MTV” when referencing me as the father of Jamie’s child. I deserve recognition.
RichPort | December 27, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I hear the father is actually SpongeBob Sploogepants.
Tween Grrl | December 27, 2007 at 2:48 pm
#18 I know why Jamie likes to go to Starbucks. It’s because grown-ups buy and drink coffee at Starbucks, and Jamie wants to be a grown-up too. Grown-ups have intercourse also, and Jamie wants to be grown-up too. Jamie is my favorite. I texted her to win at the upcoming Kids proChoice Awards.
Martin Bormann | December 27, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Goodamn, that bitch is ugly.
She needs a fucking chin reduction otherwise she’s going to end up looking like Mac Tonight.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t mind a few more fräuleins like her down in Argentina.
Vince Lombardi | December 27, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Perhaps Mr. Spears stayed away from the whole “Christmas gathering” scene so that Lynne couldn’t jab him in the eyes with her fork to extract DNA and prove who the real baby’s daddy is….. hillbillies. Bah, humbug.
Kelley Small | December 27, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Yes, when did she get THAT rack is right! With a jumbo Starbucks to boot, guzzling coffee while pregnant. It must be a White Trash Nation.
Mal Reynolds | December 27, 2007 at 2:53 pm
70. Jamie Lynn Spears’ coathanger – December 22, 2007 2:23 PM
Michael J Fox can never draw anything epic on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parknison’s
Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of “Shake Well”. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J. Fox’s wife gets earthshattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson’s.
Michael J Fox wrote an autobiography called What’s Shaking. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox can’t play wii…because of Parkinsons
Michael J. Fox’s cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox’s Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox always overfeeds his goldfish. Because of Parkinson’s.
Micheal J. Fox once shook his baby to death, and then back to life. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox has to pee in the bathtub. Because of Parkinson’s.
LovethoseSpearsz | December 27, 2007 at 2:56 pm
LOLZ she looks so pissed. Its cuz her coffee is spilled, Maybe Britney pushed Jamie Lynn out of the way when someone was shaking a bag of Cheetos in the crowd. Outta my way bizitch!
The best rumor I’ve heard so far is that Lil Romeo is the father. Wouldn’t that be grand?!?
Auntie Kryst | December 27, 2007 at 3:01 pm
@28 LOL, great reference to Mac Tonight. I forgot about that campaign. PS, sorry about the whole 1000 Year Reich thing. We’ll get ‘em next time.
Oxy Whore | December 27, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Skanktactular……
#31 WTF? That is only funny if you’re on Oxys. Get a job.
wawawa | December 27, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Aren’t grown men supposed to take care of themselves?
And not profit from their under-age pregnant daughters?
Not that her mom should be allowed to, either, but the dad should shut up.
When death sleeps it dreams of you | December 27, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I freakin swear this site is sponsered by starbux! wtf, 80% of pix are subliminal messages for this corprate bs!
Starbucks beverage preferance (required):
venti caramal frappachinno bitches
now send me some f***ing coupons.
Mindi | December 27, 2007 at 3:40 pm
is she even supposed to be drinking coffee if she is pregnant?
anon | December 27, 2007 at 3:40 pm
wawawa he’s not so how about giving most of your disgust to the one who is.
And shouldn’t a grown woman take care of herself?
or any woman for that matter.
Best thing he can do is stay away from these “women” they’re all messed up.
mothers day will be interesting. They’ll all be sending cards to themselves.
aeuwave | December 27, 2007 at 3:41 pm
time to put down the starbucks with the bun in the oven, jamie.
Twinkie | December 27, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Not to burst any bubbles here, but it’s the caffeine in coffee that’s bad for pregnant women, and Starbucks sells decaf.
D. Richards (Whore.) | December 27, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Chuck Norris’s anus is made of titanium and has never been penetrated. Well except for that one time when Chuck was a young man in Southeastern Asia, alone; lonely and home sick, he allowed a rich older Asian gentleman to fuck his ass in exchange for a place to stay. But Chuck Norris is nobody’s faggot.
Five years later Norris returned the favor by sodomizing the Asian man so hard that he ruptured the oldman’s internal organs with the force of his orgasm. Chuck then let the man’s guts cool on his still-hard prick while onlookers prayed to his penis.
burgernoodle | December 27, 2007 at 4:05 pm
she’s freaking 16. she probably thinks that caffeine is some sort of vitamin like riboflavin or you know, one of those other ones.
Petite | December 27, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I LOVE THIS SITE because people can say what ever the fuck they want to!
I was just chastized at Celebitchy for being “bossy” and “rude”. What a bunch of panty wastes! I’ve deleted them from my daily list, and now Superfish is #2!
Petite | December 27, 2007 at 4:10 pm
She sure as hell isn’t 6 months pregnant, if that photo is from this week!
James | December 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Nice boobies!
burgernoodle | December 27, 2007 at 4:32 pm
petite, what’s #1? i’m painfully bored….
ItsLiz | December 27, 2007 at 4:36 pm
The photo is from 10/8/07 … when she was out with her sister and was screaming obscenities at people to stick up for her …
IFuckingHateYou | December 27, 2007 at 4:37 pm
All she needs is a bag over her head, then I would be able to tell that she’s:
A. – Ugly as sin.
B. – Only 16 years old.
C. – Related to Britney.
I could just bang away at that body & hang onto the titties so I don’t get thrown off.
ForAChanceToBeGodParentToJamieLynsChild | December 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm
@43-Yea petite whats better than here for saying all those things you can’t say walking down the street. What is better?
Back to the topic... | December 27, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Because their dad has a job and doesn’t live off his kids, he is considered to be “busting his ass”? It’s called reality!