Jamie Lynn Spears brings her pre-pregnant jailbait-ness to network TV-ness

March 6th, 2008 // 88 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears has a guest spot on the upcoming ABC sitcom Miss Guided. A spy for E! News has a quick plot synopsis that will make you want to put a sledge hammer through your television. SPOILER ALERT! For those of you who actually heard of the show before the past 24 hour media barrage:

Becky (the guidance counselor, played by Judy Greer) helps Mandy get into state college, but the substitute Spanish teacher (played by Ashton Kutcher) convinces her not to go because she’ll be “brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men.”
She rewards herself for her decision by hooking up with a second guy, James. By the end of the episode, however, Mandy is back on the college track–and back in the car, making out with Michael.

The spy also reports that the Jamie Lynn sucks as an actress, but it sounds like she’s pretty much playing herself – but not pregnant. And she makes out with boys her own age, not fertile Nickelodeon executives. Also she’s in high school and not getting a GED. Okay, so maybe these are big leaps for Jamie Lynn Spears. Huge, giant enormous leaps that frighten and confuse the Jamie Lynn. She probably called Britney for support but all she heard was “munch, munch” and someone in the background yelling “Ha! She thinks it’s candy! Hey, is that a vagina?”

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  1. shankyouverymuch

    I’d LOVE to FUCK & bend that tight little 16yr old pussy out of shape … then shoot my HOT sticky goo DEEP in her asshole …

    & I don’t even care that I’m a 53yr old writting this, cuz if all these high profile celebs can do or say whatever they want, then so can I !!!! …

    Gee, I wonder with Muslims call the USA the great satan & want to kill us !?!? – I really wonder why??????????????????????????????????????

  2. shankyouverymuch

    I MEANT…

    Gee, I wonder WHY WHY WHY Muslims call the USA the great satan & want to kill us !?!? – I really wonder why????????????????????????????????

  3. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd

    Wow! I’d love to shove my cock between those hot tits she is exposing. Can’t get pregnant that way, I don’t think.

  4. N.Y. Ted

    At least I see she borrowed some of her sisters whore-trash-trailer-park wardrobe to film the scene in…!!!

  5. Melissa

    I look at her and I think Teagan Pressly… and damn do I feel like an asshole for even knowing who that dirty bitch is.

  6. She still looks decent. It is amazing she actually has boobs now. Before, her mop-headed male costar on Zoey had bigger bosoms.

  7. jstunnah

    she is trailer trash to the maxx just like her big sis

  8. my comment

    Showing pregnant boobs like a hooker. Typical attention whore.

  9. Ted from LA

    Mommas, don’t let your daughters grow up and show their tits. Don’t let them pick guitars and drive them old trucks, let ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such.

  10. lambman

    Whatever, I’ll check it out

    Judy Greer is fucking hilarious, she is one of the funniest women out there. She was Kitty in Arrested Development and is in a ton of movie

  11. jstunnah

    wow its a miracle what a push up bra and leaning over can do for ones boobs…

    she tries too hard

  12. Iago

    Jimbo sounds like Chairman Mao: “Educated people are full of crap. Educated people have no idea what they’re talking about; they’re all morons.” It’s called opportunity. Poor people have fewer opportunities and, as such, have lower expectations. It makes it harder for them to succeed. Still, I’m not going to agree that the founding fathers were a bunch of oppressive dickheads simply because they lived in an oppressive age. If you look at what existed before them, they were actually quite the revolutionaries (go figure). I’d rather be brainwashed by a bunch of dead white men than a bunch of living idiots. I think I can weed out the good ideas from the bad, no matter what the source is.

    And shankyouverymuch (#52), yes ALL Muslims want to kill Americans. Especially the American ones, you dumb fuck.

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  14. marco

    First!!!!

  15. Martin

    What a beautiful girl!And the man is very handsome.I saw them on “SeekingRich.com”yesterday.

  16. will

    OK there are SOOOO many people I could shoot that posted in this one.

  17. stardust

    COME ON SUPERFICIAL NEW STORY ALREADY!!!

  18. *looks around*
    I see the special bus came early for their field trip this morning.

  19. Uncle Eccoli

    Nice cans.

  20. Her mom must be so proud… her little girl’s first cleave…

  21. RatRat

    I have a red ring like that around my balls!

  22. CS

    I love gratuituos cleavage. Dammit, she’s 16! Never mind.

  23. Go away 63

    Just go away.

  24. Victoria

    I expect a twat shot when a Spears girl leaves a car, not cleavage.

  25. Mr. Bojangles

    That’s about as awkward as this watercooler conversation:

    http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/7/short-shorts-watercooler.html

  26. momii.,

    i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness

  27. momii.,

    i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness

  28. momii.,

    i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness

  29. momii.,

    i feell bad 4 her everyones all up in her buissness

  30. Ali

    I WANNA FUCK HER PUSSY

  31. hikari

    I remember her when she was still a little girl. SHE’S WEARING SUPER PADDED BRA so that her boobs appear bigger… SO, i’m thinking.. is her current boobs real??

  32. Chloeeee

    Wowww. He def. has her lipsticky alllllll over his mouth.
    And her boobs are like all over the place.

  33. negative creep

    Whether its a push-up bra or not, remember that, pretty soon her preggo tits will look that good.

  34. adfe

    dang she looks like she was busy with that kid O_o

  35. Guest

    Okay…crotch shot – almost, cleavagey top && Lipstick all over both their faces…..her mother must be super embarrassed – except since she’s a Spears, her mum is probably proud of her.

  36. wow!! love to see those tits propa..
    also love to see her sweet tight pussy xxxxxxxxx

  37. Hey amazing information about Jamie Lynn Spears brings her pre-pregnant jailbait-ness to network TV-ness thanks for sharing!!

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