Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend is a f*cking idiot

September 22nd, 2008 // 52 Comments

Casey Aldridge is a boy genius. Apparently, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter Maddie took a camera card to Wal-Mart that contained pictures of her breast-feeding. In one of the pictures, Jamie Lynn’s underage breast is exposed which has sparked a federal manhunt, according to TMZ:

The pics were taken on Casey’s digital camera. We’re told he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.
Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Britney’s lawyers are also preparing to sue the shit out of Wal-Mart – but will no doubt settle for a lifetime supply of Cheetos. Anyway, here’s some advice for Casey Aldridge:

1. Stop reproducing.

2. Don’t take pictures of your paparazzi-hunted celebrity girlfriend to the one-hour photo. Remember when you tried to shoot a guy for taking photos of Jamie Lynn? Yeah, Jethro, he was doing that for money. So you basically just handed over a giant bag of cash to a dude who makes minimum wage. I’ll let you pop a squat on your huntin’ ATV and mull that one over.

3. Never get photos of your lady’s boobs developed at Wal-Mart.. Go to Target.

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  1. jas

    Absolutely bizarre that the picture of a breast would be considered child porn.
    It’s just a breast, or nipple, for crying out loud. No wonder there’s so many perverted loons running around with sexual hangups. Another religious hypocritical absurdity.

  2. mattie

    It’s unfortunate about the photographs, but terrific that that Jamie Lynn is nursing her baby. Breast milk is best for babies in just about every way for almost everyone, and if you don’t believe me, just look at the Chinese contaminated formula scandal. (Over 50,000 sick babies and 3 dead babies from contaminated formula!)

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