Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend: ‘I ain’t cheatin’ with no one not no how!’

August 14th, 2008 // 47 Comments

Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend Casey Aldridge is claiming he never had sex with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Kelli claims her and Casey were hooking up until March of this year. While her story lacks credibility simply because they’re not kin, Casey also says Kelli is looking for some easy money, according to TMZ:

As for the picture of Casey with Kelli Dawson (the Sienna Miller of the South), he claims it was taken before he even hooked up with J.L.
Casey has called the Spears clan to vent and they believe his story…. Casey says it’s all about Southern Sienna trying to make a buck.

It should be noted the Spears family is extremely gullible. Here’s a brief rundown of some of the bullshit they’ve swallowed over the past year:

Casey to Jamie Lynn: “Don’t worry, baby. I’m sterile.”
Jamie Lynn to Spears family: “Casey is definitely the father.”
Britney to Jamie Lynn: “I’ll never put your baby on a bun and try to eat her.”

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  1. Richard McBeef

    fuck me runnin’

  2. OMG she forgot the baby!! Runs in the family I guess..

  3. Jamie Lynn

    I believe in Casey. And the baby looks just like him, no matter what the media says!

  4. Casey is white trash

    Casey’s a lying sack of shit. Casey and Kelli are both nasty, filthy, white trash.

    Next = STDs

  5. typical superficial loser

    Her babydaddy is black? It figures

  6. Ok, i don’t get it. What does this have to do with being gay?

  7. I wouldn’t cheat on a golden goose either…

  8. mimi

    Praying for Amy

  9. Crazy Old Bitch

    being kin never stopped Tom Cruise from being an ass ramming uncle fucker.

  10. MMMMMMMM

    I realize that I am a dirty old man for this comment, but those mommy boobs look nice!

  11. Kate

    You know, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Jamie Lynn….I mean to be barely old enough to drive a car, not old enough to sign your own papers, to have a baby on the hip, and the tabloids printing that your baby daddy is sleeping with some trailer park hoe, while you’re at home in a crazy ass family, feeding the kid and eating a tv dinner. It’s actually kinda sad. But then I remember how much money she has….and the sadness goes away. Casey’s lieing through his teeth, but I’m sure the trailer hoe is lieing to. They’re both disgusting human beings.

  12. Blah

    JL is really pretty.

  13. Blah

    but whats the golden goose shopping at walmart for? a frugal Spears???

  14. JimmyBachaFungool

    Nice jubbly wubblies.

  15. Ang

    Jamie Lynn believed him about being with Kelli before, not after – she said he was “kinda itchy” right from the first date.

  16. Crazy Old Bitch

    In blow job contests, Tom Cruise is known as ‘Maverick the Ultimate Dick Sucker.’ He raised hell when he found out he couldn’t use the complete name in Top Gun.

  17. What the FUCK is your obsession with Tom Cruise you crazy old bitch??

  18. Deacon Jones

    God, I’d suck those tits for hours, till they deflated

  19. Crazy Old Bitch

    I’ve always heard write what I know. Did you know Tom Cruise passes out wallet size photos of him sodomized by a grizzly bear? There’s virtually no type of large animal that Tom Cruise hasn’t violated.

  20. Barak Obama

    #10, being a dirty old man doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy looking at (or even touching if your lucky) a nice pair of milk jugs. And JL’s are very, very nice. If Iwas that kid I would breast feed until I was 30!

    Vote democrat so I can raise your taxes!

  21. Vote Republican for War, a Police State, Poverty, and NWO

    Hey Barak, maybe perverts shouldn’t tout their mindless political rhetoric?

  22. Boo

    There’s no baby in that stroller

  23. literarycritic

    @#22: My, aren’t you observant? And only 20 comments behind everyone else! You get a gold star on your chart this week.

  24. britney's weave

    i just realized how sorry i am for that baby. wherever it is.

  25. Barak Obama

    #21, why not? It worked for Bill Clinton

  26. McSame

    Barak blurted:
    “If I was that kid I would breast feed until I was 30!”

    So, you’d like to suck the wrinkly tits of a 47 year old? No tellin how many more kids she has along the way. And no tellin what they’ll look when she’s 35, 40, 45 etc… But at least you’re honest.

  27. Goose

    Crazy Old Bitch
    “being kin never stopped Tom Cruise from being an ass ramming uncle fucker.”

    That’s interesting, because I was of the impression that TCLTC. IOW Tom is the one BEING RAMMED.

    Correct me if I’m wrong.

  28. johnsonville

    #21 are you gay or a jealous fat cow?

  29. HelioMobile

    Is that Rachel Bilson from the “OC” behind her?

  30. I don’t know what to say, but get your free shirt at my site.

    Plus, is 15 years dating too big for dating?

  31. rough daddy

    now that this girl had tone of sex and poop out a kid, is it ok to mention a few sexual innuendo or would it sound too pedo? slut…

  32. that sucks y’all! vote obama for 08 president! yay!

  33. Crazy Old Bitch

    #27,

    Sorry for the delay. I’ve been out doing research. I agree with you, my statement suggests that Tom Cruise might be something other than a bottom. Well that’s just fucking crazy. My sincerest apologies.

    TCLTC,
    Crazy Old Bitch

  34. 1 MILF Hunter

    Casey’s just getting some on the side until the stitches come out and Jamie Lynn can get back in the saddle.

  35. cinnnamon

    JL’s jugs are too big. This means they are going to deflate and droop more dramatically. Look at her big sis – these things tend to be genetic and we all know Brit has some droopage issues for being only 24. I am guessing she’ll want to give little Maddie a sibling sooner than later, so the poor things will be all used up by age 20. Also, Casey will most assuredly stray if he hasn’t already. What man on god’s earth is ok with being with sleeping with the same woman since age 15? I mean, maybe age 25, but even as a woman, I needed to sample what was out there before knowing what I wanted.

  36. #17. In case you haven’t heard, TCLTC, almost as much as I do.

    #20. You have nothing to worry about. When Obama said that he will only raise taxes for those making over $250,000, it was implicit that he meant annually, not over the course of your entire lifetime, … fucktard.

    Oh, and if you are planning to mock Obama in the future, at least learn to spell his name properly ( “Barack” ), … assclown.

    #35. My balls have been known to droop like that. Meh. In terms of “sampling” to find what you wanted, I’m guessing that it involved K-Y, a speculum, and a generous supply of Habanero sauce. Am I right?!?

  37. oshkoshb'goshdamngosh

    Hi Rich!
    Lets make love Louisiana style: I lick the hot sauce off’n your taint while you stick your hands up my LSU t-shirt and say “Do Whaaat?”

  38. #37. Silly oshkoshb’goshdamngosh, everyone knows that RPLTC, or if I repeat it often enough, they’ll believe it. I’ve gotta’ go shave my ass, … got a date.

  39. lawrence

    I found some pictures of her at a celeb site named Richromances.com. Is she looking for !#

  40. here ya go

    Looks like we have a few touchy Messiah Obama cultists here

  41. This Redneck Clan is completely insane. Babies having babies. Another one giving up her babies. Hard to feel sorry for these dumb country numnuts.

    And pleeeze Brit dont try to be giving advice to little sisiter. Its the blind leading the blind !!

  42. Well the chances of them being together when she was 16 and actually staying together whether or not she is initially persuaded to marry the kid are very slim. No matter she can afford to bring up a kid with both family and putside support, so in a way this could long term be a good thing for her. The skank he fucked around with was revolting.

  43. “SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS”, ask the eurythmics!!

  44. Drug dealer on speed dial

    Where can I get Lynn Spear’s new book on Motherhood?

  45. Jamie Lynn Spears and the entire Spears family is a joke!

    Oh and it looks like they shop at Wal Mart! That is soooo not Hollywood!

    http://www.vanilla-milkshake.com

  46. Boo

    #23, why you gotta hate?

  47. Sprmcandy

    Vile filthy pig bitch.

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