Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend Casey Aldridge is claiming he never had sex with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Kelli claims her and Casey were hooking up until March of this year. While her story lacks credibility simply because they’re not kin, Casey also says Kelli is looking for some easy money, according to TMZ:
As for the picture of Casey with Kelli Dawson (the Sienna Miller of the South), he claims it was taken before he even hooked up with J.L.
Casey has called the Spears clan to vent and they believe his story…. Casey says it’s all about Southern Sienna trying to make a buck.
It should be noted the Spears family is extremely gullible. Here’s a brief rundown of some of the bullshit they’ve swallowed over the past year:
Casey to Jamie Lynn: “Don’t worry, baby. I’m sterile.”
Jamie Lynn to Spears family: “Casey is definitely the father.”
Britney to Jamie Lynn: “I’ll never put your baby on a bun and try to eat her.”
Richard McBeef | August 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
fuck me runnin’
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm
OMG she forgot the baby!! Runs in the family I guess..
Jamie Lynn | August 14, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I believe in Casey. And the baby looks just like him, no matter what the media says!
Casey is white trash | August 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Casey’s a lying sack of shit. Casey and Kelli are both nasty, filthy, white trash.
Next = STDs
typical superficial loser | August 14, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Her babydaddy is black? It figures
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Ok, i don’t get it. What does this have to do with being gay?
Sell Porn Make Money | August 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I wouldn’t cheat on a golden goose either…
mimi | August 14, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Praying for Amy
Crazy Old Bitch | August 14, 2008 at 4:01 pm
being kin never stopped Tom Cruise from being an ass ramming uncle fucker.
MMMMMMMM | August 14, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I realize that I am a dirty old man for this comment, but those mommy boobs look nice!
Kate | August 14, 2008 at 4:05 pm
You know, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Jamie Lynn….I mean to be barely old enough to drive a car, not old enough to sign your own papers, to have a baby on the hip, and the tabloids printing that your baby daddy is sleeping with some trailer park hoe, while you’re at home in a crazy ass family, feeding the kid and eating a tv dinner. It’s actually kinda sad. But then I remember how much money she has….and the sadness goes away. Casey’s lieing through his teeth, but I’m sure the trailer hoe is lieing to. They’re both disgusting human beings.
Blah | August 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm
JL is really pretty.
Blah | August 14, 2008 at 4:15 pm
but whats the golden goose shopping at walmart for? a frugal Spears???
JimmyBachaFungool | August 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Nice jubbly wubblies.
Ang | August 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Jamie Lynn believed him about being with Kelli before, not after – she said he was “kinda itchy” right from the first date.
Crazy Old Bitch | August 14, 2008 at 4:23 pm
In blow job contests, Tom Cruise is known as ‘Maverick the Ultimate Dick Sucker.’ He raised hell when he found out he couldn’t use the complete name in Top Gun.
FRIST!!! | August 14, 2008 at 4:29 pm
What the FUCK is your obsession with Tom Cruise you crazy old bitch??
Deacon Jones | August 14, 2008 at 4:33 pm
God, I’d suck those tits for hours, till they deflated
Crazy Old Bitch | August 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I’ve always heard write what I know. Did you know Tom Cruise passes out wallet size photos of him sodomized by a grizzly bear? There’s virtually no type of large animal that Tom Cruise hasn’t violated.
Barak Obama | August 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
#10, being a dirty old man doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy looking at (or even touching if your lucky) a nice pair of milk jugs. And JL’s are very, very nice. If Iwas that kid I would breast feed until I was 30!
Vote democrat so I can raise your taxes!
Vote Republican for War, a Police State, Poverty, and NWO | August 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Hey Barak, maybe perverts shouldn’t tout their mindless political rhetoric?
Boo | August 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm
There’s no baby in that stroller
literarycritic | August 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
@#22: My, aren’t you observant? And only 20 comments behind everyone else! You get a gold star on your chart this week.
britney's weave | August 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
i just realized how sorry i am for that baby. wherever it is.
Barak Obama | August 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm
#21, why not? It worked for Bill Clinton
McSame | August 14, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Barak blurted:
“If I was that kid I would breast feed until I was 30!”
So, you’d like to suck the wrinkly tits of a 47 year old? No tellin how many more kids she has along the way. And no tellin what they’ll look when she’s 35, 40, 45 etc… But at least you’re honest.
Goose | August 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Crazy Old Bitch
“being kin never stopped Tom Cruise from being an ass ramming uncle fucker.”
That’s interesting, because I was of the impression that TCLTC. IOW Tom is the one BEING RAMMED.
Correct me if I’m wrong.
johnsonville | August 14, 2008 at 5:42 pm
#21 are you gay or a jealous fat cow?
HelioMobile | August 14, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Is that Rachel Bilson from the “OC” behind her?
Her Ticking Clock | August 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I don’t know what to say, but get your free shirt at my site.
Plus, is 15 years dating too big for dating?
rough daddy | August 14, 2008 at 6:31 pm
now that this girl had tone of sex and poop out a kid, is it ok to mention a few sexual innuendo or would it sound too pedo? slut…
brittney | August 14, 2008 at 7:37 pm
that sucks y’all! vote obama for 08 president! yay!
Crazy Old Bitch | August 14, 2008 at 7:38 pm
#27,
Sorry for the delay. I’ve been out doing research. I agree with you, my statement suggests that Tom Cruise might be something other than a bottom. Well that’s just fucking crazy. My sincerest apologies.
TCLTC,
Crazy Old Bitch
1 MILF Hunter | August 14, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Casey’s just getting some on the side until the stitches come out and Jamie Lynn can get back in the saddle.
cinnnamon | August 14, 2008 at 8:38 pm
JL’s jugs are too big. This means they are going to deflate and droop more dramatically. Look at her big sis – these things tend to be genetic and we all know Brit has some droopage issues for being only 24. I am guessing she’ll want to give little Maddie a sibling sooner than later, so the poor things will be all used up by age 20. Also, Casey will most assuredly stray if he hasn’t already. What man on god’s earth is ok with being with sleeping with the same woman since age 15? I mean, maybe age 25, but even as a woman, I needed to sample what was out there before knowing what I wanted.
RichPort | August 14, 2008 at 9:17 pm
#17. In case you haven’t heard, TCLTC, almost as much as I do.
#20. You have nothing to worry about. When Obama said that he will only raise taxes for those making over $250,000, it was implicit that he meant annually, not over the course of your entire lifetime, … fucktard.
Oh, and if you are planning to mock Obama in the future, at least learn to spell his name properly ( “Barack” ), … assclown.
#35. My balls have been known to droop like that. Meh. In terms of “sampling” to find what you wanted, I’m guessing that it involved K-Y, a speculum, and a generous supply of Habanero sauce. Am I right?!?
oshkoshb'goshdamngosh | August 14, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Hi Rich!
Lets make love Louisiana style: I lick the hot sauce off’n your taint while you stick your hands up my LSU t-shirt and say “Do Whaaat?”
RichPort | August 14, 2008 at 10:11 pm
#37. Silly oshkoshb’goshdamngosh, everyone knows that RPLTC, or if I repeat it often enough, they’ll believe it. I’ve gotta’ go shave my ass, … got a date.
lawrence | August 14, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I found some pictures of her at a celeb site named Richromances.com. Is she looking for !#
here ya go | August 14, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Looks like we have a few touchy Messiah Obama cultists here
Redneck Celebrity Blogger | August 15, 2008 at 1:54 am
This Redneck Clan is completely insane. Babies having babies. Another one giving up her babies. Hard to feel sorry for these dumb country numnuts.
And pleeeze Brit dont try to be giving advice to little sisiter. Its the blind leading the blind !!
http://webescape.wordpress.com/ | August 15, 2008 at 4:33 am
Well the chances of them being together when she was 16 and actually staying together whether or not she is initially persuaded to marry the kid are very slim. No matter she can afford to bring up a kid with both family and putside support, so in a way this could long term be a good thing for her. The skank he fucked around with was revolting.
gerard Vandenberg | August 15, 2008 at 8:03 am
“SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS”, ask the eurythmics!!
Drug dealer on speed dial | August 15, 2008 at 8:56 am
Where can I get Lynn Spear’s new book on Motherhood?
Carla | August 15, 2008 at 9:49 am
Jamie Lynn Spears and the entire Spears family is a joke!
Oh and it looks like they shop at Wal Mart! That is soooo not Hollywood!
http://www.vanilla-milkshake.com
Boo | August 15, 2008 at 12:13 pm
#23, why you gotta hate?
Sprmcandy | November 12, 2008 at 8:53 am
Vile filthy pig bitch.