Casey Aldridge, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter Maddie, was reportedly sleeping with another woman while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. His mistress was 28-year-old Kelli Dawson (above) and I can see the attraction. Who doesn’t love a weary-looking southern belle with a scowl that could peel paint off a barn? I can almost smell her sweet Marlboro breath from here. Ahh! InTouch reports:
“The pair didn’t bother to hide their relationship.” Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years,” confirms Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ first husband and a native of nearby Kentwood, La. “They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.”
Kelli says she and Casey stopped sleeping together a few months before Jamie Lynn gave birth to their daughter, Maddie. “It just didn’t feel right,” she explains. “He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” She says the last time the couple had sex together was in March but “even after we stopped having sex, we would still kiss occasionally.”
Fortunately, Kelli had the decency not to sell their story to a tabloid. Oh, right. Well, I’m sure she needed the money for college. Ha ha ha! No, seriously, have fun at the Toby Keith concert.
kat | August 13, 2008 at 3:47 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
lala | August 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO WHO GIVES A FUCK RIGHT?
lala | August 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOO WHO GIVES A FUCK RIGHT?
kat | August 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
kat | August 13, 2008 at 3:48 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
hollywoo_hillbilly | August 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I think she is hot.
kat | August 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm
ive never been first, this is the best day of my entire life.
i feel like that woman is what jamie lynn will look like by the time shes 25.
LEMO | August 13, 2008 at 3:51 pm
HEY KAT YOUR RIGHT WHO GIVES A FUCK??
hollywood_hillbilly | August 13, 2008 at 3:52 pm
curse you superfish!!! /shakes fist
2for2true | August 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm
In other news:
Coke whores doing record business in Kentwood, La. following Casey’s engagement…
kat | August 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm
yo lemo go fuck your mom
Deacon Jones | August 13, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Def. is hot, in a skank sort of way.
Looks like the South just can’t seem to kick that trailer trash stereotype. No wonder Bush got elected.
rough daddy | August 13, 2008 at 3:54 pm
nice Casie,,,your baby’s future is secure and you get to dip your sword somewhere else when ever jamie lynn have a headache,,,youve chosen well my friend…pimps up, hoes down…
kat | August 13, 2008 at 3:58 pm
this photo makes me never want to smoke another cigarette
HEY it works better than nicorette gum or hypnosis…sweet.
Ang | August 13, 2008 at 4:04 pm
She’s 28 in lindsay years.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 13, 2008 at 4:05 pm
ha. they had to take the picture here because her trailer just got towed.
Judas | August 13, 2008 at 4:06 pm
And what would the story of dysfunctional dropout, promiscuity, alcohol, drugs and cigarettes, sex with cousins and animals be without the christian cross hangin ’round her neck?
Ding Dang! Jeebus loves us! Yee Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
mini-mimi | August 13, 2008 at 4:07 pm
For this story to be remotely interesting, the “other woman” had to be Britney.
Ted from LA | August 13, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Who’s bed have her boots been under? If George Costanza says it’s true, I believe it.
Cletus | August 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm
it’s “done did cheated”
kat | August 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm
LOOK! i GOT FIRST!!
THIS VALIDATES ME CAUSE MY LIFE IS THE INTERNET AND I CAN’T FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF UNTIL I SCREAM ‘FIRST!’ ON SOME RANDOM MESSAGE BOARD!!!
Ted from LA | August 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Dear Lynn,
You might want to add an addendum to your best seller:
The Final Chapter: Three’s no longer company, it’s a crowd in a doublewide.
grosssssssssss | August 13, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Fucking hideous. She looks like she’s 50. Good gawd I can smell that white trash STANK right through my screen. Everyone that has ANYTHING to do with the Spears is like a walking caricature of white trashdom. It’s not even funny anymore. Fucking repulsive.
Look at the picture even, she’s all “I smokes instead of eatin’” scrawny, she’s got her butt ugly cowgirl boots on, nothing she is wearing matches, it’s like she got her whole outfit at a yard sale. Her face says ” I gost a story to tell yu fancy pants cirty folk and I done wore my finest outfit for the inerview, this is the same thang I weared to my grandpappi’s funeral).
Fucking fuck look at her, she has that trashy poor people hair; stringy and colourless and of course she’s sitting on lawn furniture (which is also her livingroom furniture btw), wearing a dress that looks like even the K-Mart sales rep would have passed on it saying “nah that’s too cheap looking for our store”, funny thing the manager said the same thing when this bitch applied for a job.
After taking the picture she smoked her lunch and said:
Did yall know that sittin on lawn furniture and shooting the shit is actully a jawb here in the nurth [she meant south],the guvnerment will pays ya todo that, i means thats hows I support maself. That and screwnin’ redneck baaaby daddies.”
Kelli Dawson | August 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm
“You got 5 minutes. You aint finished by then, you go finish yourself. And don’t git nothin’ on me or I swear I’ll bite straight through them balls.”
literarycritic | August 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm
What kind of skank sells the story to the tabloids just to get her picture on the cover of InTouch?
Oh, right. THIS kind of skank: dumb, country, prematurely-aged, and “Christian.”
When will women learn? You don’t fuck another woman’s man when there’s kids involved. Ever!
Jillian | August 13, 2008 at 4:20 pm
she looks like kimberly from the real world
Big Dirk | August 13, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I guess he figured that, if John Edward could do it to his wife with terminal cancer, what’s fooling around on your pregnant skank girlfriend with an older skank girlfriend…
nipolian | August 13, 2008 at 4:21 pm
If they have been fucking for a few years……….She’s 28, he’s 18……..If I do my math correctly, I do believe that statutory rape comes in to play at some point.
Lola | August 13, 2008 at 4:25 pm
THIS SKANK IS ONLY 28 YEARS OLD? ARE YOU SURE? HER FACE LOOKS MORE WORN AND WEATHERED THAN THOSE HOOKA BOOTS SHE GOT ON… WHO THE FUCK WEARS COWBOY BOOTS IN THE SUMMER…. WITH A SLIP DRESS? BUT SHE DOES LOOK LIKE SHE GIVE A GREAT BLOWJOB…. WAY TO GO CASEY…. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…. WHAT A BUNCH OF TRAILER TRASH IDIOTS…. NO ONE CARES!!!!! NEXT STORY PLEASE
shocking | August 13, 2008 at 4:25 pm
A redneck cheated on his underage pregnant girlfriend??? Unreal.
LOL! She looks so pissed. That’s right dummy Casey’s broke, screwing him will get you squat, you should have found a way to screw Britney, but K-Fed beat you to it and I don’t think the government will allow Britney to birth anymore children. Enjoy the coin you get from this little tell all skank cuz it’s all your getting.
Stupid rednecks, some horny little douche kid that screws every girl in town knocks up their daughter and they force the two to get married/engaged. What the fuck did Lynn Spears think would happen, that little Casey would be faithful to her trashy daughter? Come on.
Bridget | August 13, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Kelli Dawson has a Facebook page…she’s friends with Ashley Aldridge, Casey’s sister – check it out!!! Good stuff
http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=648248792
Erik | August 13, 2008 at 4:34 pm
“I guess he figured that, if John Edward could do it to his wife with terminal cancer, what’s fooling around on your pregnant skank girlfriend with an older skank girlfriend…”
I’m pretty sure he just looked around his local vicinity (home) and saw all the examples he needed to justify his actions. That’s how it works, preachy-boy.
veggi | August 13, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Everybody knows the two situations are completely different. If a guy gets a girl pregnant, he has to stay with her (only if he’s white, apparently). If you get married and have a family and your aging wife compounds the whole sagging-to-hell thing by getting breast cancer and ending up with a mutilated no-longer-a-woman body, the guy is completely justified to seek out sexual encounters with normal intact girls. Anything else would be abnormal, and any truly loving wife would understand and accept that.
Blah | August 13, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Guess there’s no competing when your rival is a rich, hot, famous celebrity. But then, this woman is so ugly, she didn’t stand a chance anyways;she just looks like a roadwhore. Her face is right out of a horror movie. And the hair…oh God, the hair…what is that, a wig? She thinks she’s looking all hot on the cover of a mag…she looks pathetic. Not to mention;isn’t that Casey guy only like 19 or something? What a bunch of losers. The sad thing is, I bet this roadwhore has a kid or two of her own.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 13, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I bet she’s a real southern lady. Comon’ honey, show us you tramp stamp!
elisabeth | August 13, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The whole Spears family and everyone they associate with is white trashier than a dumpster full of wonderbread.
This snarling pitbull of loveliness is going on record to say that the only time she cared that her bf was fucking a 15 year old was a few months before the 15 year old was about to give birth? I know she’s not the best to look at but surely she can do better than a pedophile.
Oh wait. If she could have, she would have.
Deacon Jones | August 13, 2008 at 4:56 pm
@29
You hit it on the head with the good blowjobs prediction.
I’m known by my friends as having a dead-on, built in skank-o-meter.
And this women is pinging it with about an 11 right now.
I guarantee she’s fucked half of her town. Probably into meth, would explain the advanced aging
Ted Mosby | August 13, 2008 at 4:56 pm
She looks rougher than a brillo pad.
tp | August 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm
DAAAAMMMNNNN that bitch looks haggered!!!
chocohaulic | August 13, 2008 at 5:05 pm
She’s haggard. How pathetic must you be if your 15 mins of fame have to be at someone else’s expense. To answer that, you need only look at the picture.
iamcaptainmorgan | August 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm
All I can see is someone who would work the front lines in a fast food joint.
“D y’all wan fries wit dat?”
nipolian | August 13, 2008 at 5:18 pm
I love how the photographer captured the whole “two dollar hooker that operates out of her own single-wide” look in that picture.
Jaba the Slut | August 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm
She’s just a nasty, desperate child molestor.
reply | August 13, 2008 at 5:28 pm
she looks cute to me.
grosssssssssss | August 13, 2008 at 5:44 pm
#36. LOL, but actually she’s a pedophile too she’d been screwing Casey for years and the math says she’s a PEDOPHILE. Awe it’s sad these two pedophiles couldn’t work it out, instead Casey is off palying house with his 15 year old baby mama. It’s like a Southern fairly. Whitetrashily ever after.
JPRichardson | August 13, 2008 at 5:48 pm
How is she ugly? I don’t get it.
trahness | August 13, 2008 at 5:49 pm
She’s gonna have to learn it the hard way just like Mondica Blewinski did, being known as the other woman, when you are butt fucking ugly ain’t fun at all, even when you’re hot it seems to be a nightmare, but the ugly mistres of a famous man is always a miserable woman who will never find happiness. take Mondica, you think anyone will put a ring on Clinton’s fat slut leftovers? I think not.
It’s all down hill from here withered tramp.
trashness | August 13, 2008 at 5:54 pm
*Mondicka
that’s better.
#50 if you can see we can’t splain it to you buddy. Are you drunk by any chance? I mean only beer googles could cause such a question, that or being from a town small enough where she would be the hot chick (shudder).
Hint she’s fucking haggared, rough, scrawny and THE definition of fucking beat..
cranky | August 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’d gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.
Kate | August 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm
This story just wouldn’t be right if she didn’t have that huge, guady cross around her neck….who’s she trying to fool? Inbred, skank sleeps with jamie lynn’s baby daddy and is a full fledge, jesus lovin christian! Praise jebus! That’s right lady, wallow in your 1 min of skank fame. You’re famous for sleeping with a pregnant teen’s baby daddy. Congratulations, you’ve achieved more then anyone else in your hick town.