Jamie Lynn Spears’ body makes full recovery, in related news: I’m going to jail

August 7th, 2008 // 77 Comments

These are the first pics of Jamie Lynn Spears in public after giving birth to daughter Maddie Brianne. Just to be clear, I don’t want this post encouraging young readers to consider teenage pregnancy because your body apparently snaps right back into shape like nothing ever happened. So, that being said, GOOD GOD!


  1. wanks

    thanks alot now FISH, the cops are breaking down my…..wait……no that was just my penis constantly pounding against my desk. she hot!

  2. Kim Lardassian

    SLUT I hate this tramp, she should put her baby up for adoption, not make having a kid whilst still a teenager appear cool or fun or easy. I hope she dies in car crash.

  3. Johannes

    Why are people saying she’s underage when she’s 17. 18 is the age of consent in only 7 states in the US and only a handful of nations around the world.

  4. bonespur

    Y’all can sit here and take potshots all you want. Personally, I’m outta here…on my way to the bakery. Jamie Lynn invited me over for mother’s milk and oatmeal cookies, only she’s outta cookies.

    Love her Milk Duds.

  5. Billabong021

    Fuckit, I don’t care if she IS 16, she’s got the biggest yummies titties i’ve seen in a loong time man!

  6. Chris Hansen

    Ah to hell with the law.!!! FAP FAP FAP

  7. sameshitdifferentyear

    Don’t know why she’s okay, given her entire family, but she is in my book.

    Technically, she’s a MILF in 43 states now???? WTF
    It’s like the 29 year old grandmothers you see in the local news now.

  8. rough daddy

    hmm that ass got extended a little didnt it???

  9. Young Mother and Proud

    I am prenant with my third baby and yes I am 17 and my boyfriend this time is a lot older than me and he is going to help me with his baby becuase he says he loves me. There is nothing wrong with having kids when you are young. The goverment has always helped me out and I have no complaints. I have always had a man with me too. My first baby is half black. The second mostly white I guess and this one I think the father is either Italian or this real young Latvian dude I seduced.
    don’t knock motherhood. It aint bad at all if you are good looking! ;)

  10. ToeSniffer

    Her toes look sexy in thoes flip flops. I want to smell her feet.

  11. Fai

    #59: You are exactly the reason why children shouldn’t procreate, and people should be licensed in order to conceive.

    You should be stabbed in the face.

  12. Jackson'shole

    I’m assuming #59 is just trying to be funny.

  13. negative creep

    i’ve been waiting to see those fat milky tits

  14. Christine

    A Graco stroller? She couldn’t afford anything nicer? Please.

  15. frankie d

    i think you can buy her t-shirt at palmercash lol

  16. WhySoSerious

    holy shit this is hideous. she hasn’t even healed yet and you retards are talking about schleppin’ her? eww….

    this chick is as useless as her sister and in the grand scheme of things doesn’t matter at all……nice meatbags though.

  17. Schleppin'

    What fucking country is this and how stupid are we that we speak in strange languages and cannot even communicate in English?
    Schleppin’ – please define in the proper manner of speaking?

  18. Hudlum Priest

    Is it me or does it look like the soles of her feet have grown to the size of Michael Jordans????

  19. be honest: THIS IS THE LOOKS OF A HAPPY “SURVIVOR”?
    thought so……….THANKS!!

  20. look at those

    milk bags

  21. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    WhySoSerious –

    Don’t use Yiddish without a license.

    You meant “shtupping”, not “schlepping”.

    Schmuck.

  22. Danklin24

    Why do these spears chicks constantly hold their kids like they’re fucking footballs?

  23. i allways what zoey 101 and i only just found out that you are britney spears sister but you are so different in real life

  24. i allways what zoey 101 and i only just found out that you are britney spears sister but you are so different in real life

  25. John E.

    Totally hittable.Nice legs,they would look great in the air.Again.

  26. stacey

    looks like the girl that is with jamie is hitting her in the face with her elbow in the last pic

  27. Fun Bags

    What a SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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