Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend in car accident

Casey Aldridge, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter Maddie, flipped his truck early this morning in Louisiana. He’s currently at the University of Mississippi Medical Center and in stable condition, according to TMZ:

We’ve learned Casey Aldridge was charged with careless operation of a motor vehicle (a misdemeanor) after last night’s crash — and no other car was involved.
Cops tell TMZ Casey was driving on the LA 606, which is in the Tensas Parish in Louisiana, when he lost control of his F-150 at around 1:30 AM. Law enforcement sources say Casey was initially taken to the Riverland Medical Facility in Ferriday, LA — which is right across the border from Mississippi.

People is reporting there were “several passengers inside when it went off the shoulder of the road and flipped over.” Without all the facts in, I don’t want to assume alcohol was the cause of the accident because that would rule out fellatio from a blood relative. But, look, accurate conjecture aside, the important thing is Casey isn’t driving a baby around. …. Oh, right.