Like my Pa always said, “Nothing else follows up a Britney Spears phone sex post like pics of her pregnant little sister in hooker heels.” I now present to you Jamie Lynn Spears: Third Trimester Street Walker*. Prostitution just got a whole lot more pregnantier.
*NASCAR role-play mandatory. Family member discounts available upon request. No darkies, Demmy-crats or fancy book readin’ folks that talks all funny with them big words. Inability to whistle “Dixie” during coitus is legalified grounds for lynchin’.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Britney taught her well – the gas station is THE hangout…Everyone who is anyone goes there.
It should be a law that all girls over the age of 16 have to wear heels that high whenever they leave the house. So sexy. Women who fuck while wearing high heels may be whores, but there is nothing wrong with that. Whores can outfuck any woman. That’s why men like them. Jamie Lynn looks like a whore and I bet she fucks like one too.
I think the shoes are nice, but AREN”T HER FEET SORE??
you damn right heels preggers! thats how we do!
(About the post) She looks fine. Getting pregnant at her age doesn’t make her a whore. Most americans have had or attempted to have sex at her age, pregnancy is just the point when you can’t deny anymore that you’ve been having it (sex), but that doesn’t make her (or any other woman for that matter) a whore and the shoes look just fine. I mean, I don’t like or dislike the girl, but if you are going to gossip about it, use real facts, not just some random hypocritical BS about sex being bad.
Kar I know, so many girls got pregnant in my high school it’s crazy! At least Jamie has some $$$, but those girls that I knew fucked up their lives big time.
hate the dress love the shoes … and they are not walmart shoes … try nine west
ok we have to tell you
laughing enough to hurt
hooker heels : )
…ahang on… we have to go read the rest
if we live that long
yes… thanks
that was quick…
yes… apparently we dont have to read any of it
shame really… waste of [cant say]
[we're just gonna post this cos its here]
What the hell? It’s ok for Jennifer Lopez to be wearing heels in her ninth month but Jamie Lynn does it and it’s redneck?
I’d so hit that. It’s not like I’d get her pregnant.
I’d so hit that. It’s not like I’d get her pregnant.
i think she looks really good! im glad she didnt go and gain like 70lbs that first time moms sometimes do.
if you cant be pregnant and look good doing it, please, for the sake of humanity, get sterilized.
Somewhere in Nepal, a restaurant is missing a tablecloth.
Why do people keep saying “that 38 year old guy”? I thought the baby daddy was 18.
Dr. Hugh asks: “Has being turned on by minors ever been as prevalent as it is right now? I mean, twenty years ago, none of this would have been acceptable, all this Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears stuff”
Nothing 20 years ago sticks in my mind, but I remember 30 years ago you had Brooke Shields, Jodie Foster, Nastasia Kinski (she’s European though -no one has a problem with it over there).
no heels do not hurt, and if a pregnant chick wants to wear heels more power to the little skank, i hear your feet always hurt when your pregnant so whats some platform stilettos, nothing. My girls always wore heels when she was pregnant, THEY ARENT SICK PEOPLE!
no heels do not hurt, and if a pregnant chick wants to wear heels more power to the little skank, i hear your feet always hurt when your pregnant so whats some platform stilettos, nothing. My girls always wore heels when she was pregnant, THEY ARENT SICK PEOPLE!
You know, I think you all should just leave her the fuck alone. She is just pregnant, and babies are a gift from god, It was meant to happen, and you can’t do a damn thing about it. Pregnant Women are Beautiful. I think it is wonderful news to hear that a woman is pregnant. Parents plus everyone else make such a big fucking deal out of being pregnant, but it is life so Live with it.
Jamie, Girl. Don’t you listen to these bastards. They are just jealous of you, because you’re gorgeous, and they probably look like hell warmed over. XoXo Amy
The Spears family love’s living up to their white trash status that they so proudly hold.
#70 shut the fuck up you fucking colored idiot. all because she is white and knocked up at a tender young age does not mean that she is “trashy”. I am also a white female who was a mother at the age of 13 and it was a beautiful experince
“experince” LeArn how 2 spel homie dint u go 2 school n fur ur info i have 4 kids n im only 16 so beat dat
this is just a mean article. all a pregnant woman wants to feel is pretty!
It is really refreshing to see that so many people are against this. FYI, just because she has money, doesn’t mean she’s going to be a good parent. Once they find out the daddy isn’t the little boy they pinned it on, all the shit’s going to hit the fan. You’ll see.
Unfair! She’s doing the best anyone can expect. At least she’s not a little diva and she puts gas in her own car! The heels are just fine! They coordinate with the dress, everything looks light and summery and she looks great for 3rd trimester! BE NICE!
what a whore.
i hope ur bf breaks up with you
what a whore.
i hope ur bf breaks up with you
I live further south than her and NEVER see anyone wearing anything like that… I hate how everyone thinks that all southern people drink and smoke and spit skoal… I am aproaching my third trimester and I wouldn’t dream of wearing heals like that, but she definately looks ten times better than I do right now!!! More power to her and give up on blaming the Spears girls mistakes on being from the south. Not all southern girls are that way!!