Jamie Lynn Spears: Pregnant + heels = Long live the South!
Like my Pa always said, “Nothing else follows up a Britney Spears phone sex post like pics of her pregnant little sister in hooker heels.” I now present to you Jamie Lynn Spears: Third Trimester Street Walker*. Prostitution just got a whole lot more pregnantier.
*NASCAR role-play mandatory. Family member discounts available upon request. No darkies, Demmy-crats or fancy book readin’ folks that talks all funny with them big words. Inability to whistle “Dixie” during coitus is legalified grounds for lynchin’.