Jamie Foxx has too much money

January 9th, 2006 // 22 Comments

foxx-too-rich.jpgYou know what’s a good sign that you might have too much time and money on your hands? Other then buying a pet giraffe to walk you from room to room in your mansion, it’s going to a bar and tipping $1000 in single bills just for the fun of it. Jamie Foxx was reportedly drinking champagne at Teddy’s in L.A. with some friends and, when the bill came, Jamie said, “Let me get the tip.” He then reached into his bag, pulled out some cash, and slowly counted out 1,000 $1 bills and dumped it all on the table. Apparently this isn’t the first time either, as Page Six also reports that two weeks ago in Las Vegas, a small riot broke out when he tossed a huge roll of $1 bills from a nightclub balcony.

If I was as rich as Jamie Foxx (and God willing I will be) I wouldn’t waste my time playing tricks on people with $1 bills. Instead I’d hire an army of trained monkeys and unleash them on the White House. It wouldn’t really accomplish anything, but seeing the President covered in monkey poo would be pretty damn funny.


  1. sugarbullet

    you know…that’s actually really obnoxious. maybe i would let it slide if he was tipping a stripper.

  2. PapaHotNuts

    I once threw a handful of nickels from a the roof of my trailer just to watch K-Fed scramble for change. I don’t really have anything negative to say about Jaime Foxx, so when in doubt, insult K-Fed. Sorry for the lame post, just had a really long weekend in here in Baton Rouge.

  3. ElFurbe

    I actually find this quite amusing, myself.

  4. I agree. Amusing is the Key Word and Jamie himself knows it. One dollar bills equaling One Thousand dollars and watching people squirm after you throw to get a laugh. That is halarious.

  5. EZSlut

    “Instead I’d hire an army of trained monkeys and unleash them on the White House. It wouldn’t really accomplish anything, but seeing the President covered in monkey poo would be pretty damn funny.”

    Too late… We already have those monkeys running our country from the White House.

  6. bafongu

    He’s a chump if not a chimp. He had a standing rule not to let white men into his house. Then he tosses $1,000 in singles like it’s supposed to be big money? It looked like a lot of money, but it aint shit. I’ve tipped dancers more than that in one night. He should stick to playing blind heroin addicts and leave the behaving with class to someone else.

  7. HollyJ

    Who does he think he is? Eva Peron?

  8. HughJorganthethird

    Don’t cry for Ray, Agentina……

  9. egarc

    One of my roommates went to college with him so when Foxx did a comedy show in our city (in 1993), we had free tickets. Incredibly, his racist jokes began to piss off the predominantly black crowd and the laughter faded throughout the show.

    Jamie Foxx hates white people.

    After the show, I had the (un)pleasure of meeting him. He knew he’d lost the crowd and hardly said a word. What a prick.

  10. amma

    …Wow! I didn’t know all this stuff about him! And of course, I believe the Superficial 100%.
    Great comments about the monkeys…hahahah.
    Had no idea about him being a racist! For real? That is too bad mostly because it makes him soooo boring.
    I waitressed in college…so rude to leave a tip in ones…unless he was at a strip club. And then he could at least afford to use $20′s.
    Chump.
    I agree, would waaay rather hear people rag on KFed.

  11. hafaball

    That’s hilarious! You people have no sense of humor. The fact that it;s not the first time is a little lame, but it’s still really funny. He’s a comedian at heart after all. Before he was blind.

  12. HughJorganthethird

    I believe this is what Martin Luther King had in mind when he said “I have a dream” (that one day a black man will make white people crawl aroung like idiots after 1$ bills)

    Ok maybe he never said that last part.

    But he should have.

  13. Jeremy1Esq

    When you are a better comedian and singer then you are an actor, and you win an OSCAR for acting, you can pretty much do what you want. I normally dont like racists who arent white, but Jamie is so talented he can get away with his immature behavior. If I had his talent, the last thing I would be doing is playing around with money. I would be too busy fondling women who just followed me around to be at my sex and call.

  14. Binky

    I’ve heard the last time he tipped like that it wasn’t at ‘Teddy’s’ – but at ‘Denny’s’. A few minutes later the manager handed him the keys to the joint – the place cleared – and he had trouble getting anyone to top his coffee.
    Good to see Jamie’s getting mo’ uptown.

  15. LickyLicky

    Hey, PapaHotNuts! I wondered where the New Orleans comments were coming from. I bet you got stuck in that 2pm traffic on I-10.

    See, what would have impressed me is if he had pulled out a thousand THOUSAND dollar bills and threw ‘em. Or at least a few tens. It’s obvious that he was out to make a scene because who the hell carries around a thousand ones? Either that or he was looking for a shitload of lapdances…

    I remember when portions of Ray were filmed down in St. Bernard and the whole highway leading down to where I lived was shut down. Funny thing is that there wasn’t a whole crowd of people waiting around for sightings or autographs and whatnot; you’d think they’d have been out in droves.

  16. Three words for our arrogant Oscar-winning friend – Louis Gossett Junior.

    Three more words – Cuba Gooding Junior.

  17. breakitdown

    haha… at least he aint stingy with his money. share the love.

  18. Proteon

    Maybe all you big tippers would forgive him if he was banging Lindsay Lohan.

    He can do what he likes; Ray was a masterpiece. Neither Paris nor Lindsay are going to leave behind a legacy of anything worth mentioning, as much as you folks would rather talk about them all day.

  19. anonyblogger

    >>I normally dont like racists who arent white<<

    But you like racists who are white?

  20. jskiddo

    Hahaha…I sense a feeling of frustration, envy and low self-esteem in most of the articles posted on this site. I’m no mind reader or whatever, but I guess jacking off on celebs make y’all feel better about your own failures in life.

    A word of advice though: tone down the racist rhetoric on people of color–especially blacks. It’s pathetic to see y’all sounding like rednecks.

    Leave Jamie the hell alone! A man is free to do whatever he likes with his money. Afterall, he earned it!!! What are you doing with yours?!

  21. $1 bills? yeah, he’s a real baller…the only way you can go lower is to start using quarters…
    http://hollywoodsnark.com

  22. It is good!
    I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.

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