Not unlike the Nickelodeon exec who (allegedly) knocked her up, I forget Jamie Lynn Spears is a person who exists in real life. But apparently 31-year-old “businessman” Jamie Watson did not because he married her over the weekend. Us Weekly reports:
Spears, 22, and Watson, 31, arrived with their families at the Audobon Tea Room Garden two hours before saying “I do” for a quick rehearsal, an insider tells Us Weekly. (Although big sister Britney and her boyfriend David Lucado stayed back at their hotel.) At around 6:30 p.m. (and after the bride-to-be got ready!), guests began to arrive and were seated in white chairs for the 7 p.m. ceremony.
The intimate wedding was a family affair as Jamie’s daughter Maddie, 5, walked down the aisle first in a white dress as the flower girl. Her cousins, Britney’s sons Sean, 8, and Jayden, 7, followed close behind wearing black tuxedos and white bow ties. (Maddie is Jamie’s daughter with ex Casey Aldridge.) Britney, 32, donned a silver ensemble for the special occasion.
Here’s where it gets fun. If you read any of the eight million reports online, they all conspicuously dance around who was in the bridal party because there wasn’t one. No bridesmaids or groomsmen. Which I suppose is the nicest way to politely exclude the person whose money paid for everything yet can’t be trusted to walk a straight line or stand in one spot for more than three seconds.
“Am I’mma gonna be in your weddin’, Germylynn?”
“Well, no, nobody is. But do I have an extra special job for you.”
“Ooh, what is it?”
“Purtiest people sitter.”
“Yay! Wait. Do people sitters get… make-up?”
“Can they eat it?”
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