‘I’ve Made A Huge Mistake’ – These Two
If you’ve been following any of the press coverage for Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s been a fascinatingly boring trainwreck featuring two actors who, at best, palpably regret making the movie and, at worst, fucking hate each other to death. So here’s Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson at last night’s New York City premiere where you can practically feel the raw sexuality between them pulling your tampon right out. A scene which, by the way, isn’t in the movie, so I don’t know why they even bothered to make it. It’d be like if you took Batman, but got rid of the cape, mask, car, dead parents, and that time he pulled Catwoman’s tampon out with a grappling hook. Completely pointless.