This Truly Is The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made

February 3rd, 2014 // 23 Comments
Jamie Casino Super Bowl Commercial
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When I kept seeing headlines for “The Greatest Super Bowl Commercial Ever Made,” I wrote it off as probably some bullshit with kittens or marching bands or whatever the Internet’s going crazy for these days. (Neil Gaiman reading Dr. Seuss? Why not?) Except thanks to a bunch of you not shutting up about it, I finally watched Jamie Casino‘s Super Bowl commercial that only aired in Savannah, Ga. and JESUS CHRIST. Not only is this thing two minutes of fiery sledgehammer vengeance set against a sea of corruption, it’s practically the trailer for Ghost Rider 3: Have You Been Injured In An Automobile Accident? More importantly, this metal-as-shit pillar of justice has also proclaimed himself the defender of the innocent, so clearly he should be the one to battle George Zimmerman for the lawful right to that title. THERE CAN BE ONLY ON- wait, can sledgehammers stop bullets? Then never mind, forget I spoke. That was a stupid idea.

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  1. The defense rests…motherfucker.

  2. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    I just wet my pants

  3. MarketingMike

    Fuck me, I just wet my pants.
    Yes, two portions please….

  4. I saw a couple of this guy’s other commercials the last time I visited my parents. I thought they were over the top, but nothing this pants-shittingly awesome. Are we sure this isn’t the latest Michael Bay movie?

    Yes I’m a refugee of the Deep South. Don’t judge.

  5. MarketingMike

    Seriously, where can I buy the sound track from this guys commercial.
    I want it in my car. I’m not kidding.

  6. This shit was better than every other professional, super expensive Super Bowl commercial, by a lot. Someone on a message board said that if this was a movie, he would have already bought his tickets, and I agree.

  7. MarketingMike

    After I get the soundtrack, I want one of those Sledgehammers too.

  8. j/k

    So when is this coming on the CW?

  9. I want Nic Cage to play him in the movie.

  10. I clicked, I watched … I came.

  11. Jenn

    This is awesome.

  12. The full song (Devil Gets Your Soul, Nick Nolan) used in the commercial:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpQ-lZH0nJw

  13. omg Mr Casino is just the lawyer I need!
    I need to help my sister!
    My sister Janie’s got a gun.
    Janie’s got a gun
    Her whole world’s come undone
    From lookin’ straight at the sun
    They said when Janie was arrested
    they found him underneath a train
    But man, he had it comin’ Now that Janie’s got a gun
    she ain’t never gonna be the same.

  14. If this man is not allowed in the courtroom with a leather jacket and shades, then justice has truly failed us.

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