James Gandolfini was caught on video attacking a paparazzo Halloween night. The guy was a fair distance away which a.) didn’t warrant the assault, but b.) enabled him to capture Tony Soprano charging like a goddamn bull. Undoubtedly the most terrifying image I’ve seen in my life. This might have happened six days ago to someone else hundreds of miles away, but I’m man enough to admit I slumped into the fetal position and tried to shit myself into a coma. Think of it it as sort of a natural defense mechanism to ward off predators, and get me permanently banned from Starbucks.
Photos: Splash News
Nothing like a great laugh to start the day. That was HILARIOUS!!!
He knows the show is over right?
He doesn’t give a shit.
This grumpy Papa Bear just needs a hug! I think he will do a terrific “Hemingway”!
like a fat guy banged his wife
My bulge analizer software results for Gandolfini:
+ 7″ hard / 5″ when flacid
+ Beer can thickness ()
+ Uni-sack (purse shape) but not hanging.
+ Shaven (to avoid sack sweat)
…aaaaaaand you are welcome.
Obviously he was pissed, but he was taking his kid(s) trick or treating. Is it so unreasonable that he didn’t like having a paparazzo filming him? That doesn’t seem intrusive to you?
Soprano’s was the best show of all time – this guy can do whatever he wants
#1 good for Gandolfini and #2 for all of the retards who constantly bleat “oh, well he decided to be an actor so he should expect it.” Fuck you.
There are actors who invite the pap to follow them because they have serious social behavior issues (read: Lindsey Blowhan), and others that just want to do the job they love and when they are done go home and be left the fuck alone.
I own a restaurant. Do you seriously think I want to go home at night, invite a shitload of people over to my house so I can cook and tend bar for them? Same fucking thing.
The pap will make money from the assault than he would for the pic alone. Plus now he has an action pic to sell to celebrity mag rags and to the interwebs.
Job well done JG…you have just assured yourself that paps will be all over you a big paydays.
The actor is even dumber than his Tony Soprano character…
scariest homer simpson ever
Who is this fat knacker?
…the risk of being famous is people may harass you…the risk of harassing someone is they may punch your fucking teeth down your throat….works for me…ever notice how none of these ‘paps’ harass 50, or snoop or the game?…
The papparazzi always to something to enrage these guys. I’m surprised they still fall for it though after being in the public eye for so long
haha hes funny, but I agree with someone above though: who is this guy anyway?
These are the “most terrifying photos” you “have ever seen in your life”? You write that it “happened to someone else hundreds of miles away”.
a) you have never seen the nightly news, holocaust photos, or several pulizer prize winning photos
b) you took these photos yourself based on your defense of the photographer who probably had it coming.
c) you watch too much TV and believe The Sopranos is a true story.
d) you are a ninny and a drama queen who needs to get a life.
These are the “most terrifying photos” you “have ever seen in your life”? You write that it “happened to someone else hundreds of miles away”.
a) you have never seen the nightly news, holocaust photos, or several pulizer prize winning photos
b) you took these photos yourself based on your defense of the photographer who probably had it coming.
c) you watch too much TV and believe The Sopranos is a true story.
d) you are a ninny and a drama queen who needs to get a life.
These are the “most terrifying photos” you “have ever seen in your life”? You write that it “happened to someone else hundreds of miles away”.
a) you have never seen the nightly news, holocaust photos, or several pulizer prize winning photos
b) you took these photos yourself based on your defense of the photographer who probably had it coming.
c) you watch too much TV and believe The Sopranos is a true story.
d) you are a ninny and a drama queen who needs to get a life.
Glad to hear these pap smears are getting man handled. They have no right to spy and stalk the cunts.