James Blunt sold his sister on eBay

July 12th, 2007 // 80 Comments
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James Blunt tells British GQ that his sister couldn’t get to Ireland so his solution was to sell her on eBay. He says:

“I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldn’t get to a funeral in Ireland. The planes were on strike, the ferry was out of season, and there were no trains. I ended up whacking it on eBay: ‘Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in southern Ireland, please help!’ The bids flooded in and the guy who won had a helicopter. He flew her to the funeral. That was three years ago. This summer they’re getting married. That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever sold on eBay – my sister.”

And just to remind you why we hate James Blunt, here are pictures of Petra Nemcova, whom he somehow managed to date. And if that’s not enough to make you hate him, he also called your mom a whore and tried to sleep with your sister. True story.

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  1. shameshame

    Why am I not impressed with her? I mean people touting her a supermodel is fucking hilarious, she just looks very slightly above average to me and she’s so pathertic with her HP commercial and dumb next top model ripoff show coming out, and she loves the attention but she’s really nothing. I guess that’s what models have to do once they get old (for models).

  2. shameshame

    Why am I not impressed with her? I mean people or media touting her a supermodel is fucking hilarious, she just looks very slightly above average to me and she’s so pathetic with her HP commercial and dumb next top model ripoff show coming out, and she loves the attention but she’s really nothing. I guess that’s what models have to do once they get old (for models).

  3. leelee

    that’s actually kind of a cute story…. but also totally creepy that he did that. At least she didn’t end up found dead in an ice machine three days later or anything.

  4. johnsmith

    I’d buy that little piece of white meat x

  5. analrapist

    fiftyfifth!

  6. Texas Tranny

    I really love the dress, so pretty.

  7. Love the shot of Petra getting out of the car. One of my favorite pastimes in Vegas is waiting for the cabs, and watching all the hotties get out of the car, with their short skirts. Celebs (sometimes) know how to exit cabs without displaying their kitty, but most regular women do not. I love the Vegas hotties that go commando, and then exit the cab. Yumm… This is especially hot at night, when the girlies are going clubbing.

    I head there in a few days. Hope to see some cab-trim there!

  8. havoc

    I’d stick it in her pooper.

    Oh, yes I would.

    .

  9. theShizaan

    Lovely girl.

    I hate James Blunt.

  10. zome people will
    do anything for
    money..hard up,
    ztupidfuckz, bitch
    zhould of ztayed
    home..like that
    marriage iz gonna
    lazt..only way a
    marriage zurvivez
    50 yrz…the wife
    ztayz in the houze
    and the huzband ztayz
    at the lakehouze..or
    cabin, whatever..2 houzez..

  11. Reli

    i thought that was lindsay.

  12. I can never remember which one James Blunt is …

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  13. dannielynn'sdaddy

    #62
    Bern, I can appreciate your need to draw business to your website….. obviously the fish can too because he invites you to post your URL. However, could you be a dear and turn the caps lock down a little?

  14. Yeah, Superfish is obviously a very gracious host. Does caps lock really change your life that much?

  15. Thomas

    James Blunt is Cockney rhyming slang for cunt… i.e. she’s got a smelly James Blunt!

  16. Sauron

    My sister Kali was also sold once.But after a while the buyer returned her to me together with the double amount of money of the selling price.Anybody interested to buy her??

  17. lola

    oh my god that is not even right !!!

  18. gem

    To 28: no, I was just coming on here to say how much she looks like a healthy Lindsay. Seriously, it’s creepy.

  19. BaldAsBritney

    No matter how hrad you scrub Petra that scent of Blunt is never ever going away…

  20. Jenny

    Oh my God I thought it was Lindsay Lohan.

  21. Jenny

    Oh my God I thought it was Lindsay Lohan.

  22. wedgeone

    #22 – which is exactly why you’ll never get to put your dick into any hole on any woman.

    #64 – Bern, you go right on plugging your website however you like. You gave Google a reason to return a result for “Disturbingly Massive Breast Shot”. Your blog is the best thing on the Interweb since the Urban Dictionary was created.

    Bern is the only commenter on this site who doesn’t get slammed for plugging his own site. There is a reason for that, and when Fish figures out why, life will be good again.

  23. Suzy

    you find about this now?

    this is old news.

  24. bitchsaywhat

    “he called your mom a whore and slept with your sister”

    i nearly died laughing at that one. that sounds like something peter griffin would say, lol.

  25. no1justminda

    James was the guy with the helicopter ;)

  26. Rosie's Mustach

    And Blunt clearly sold his himself to Mr. Down Under, how the fuck else do you explain how he got someone like that?

    She liked him for his talent?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    NO.

  27. coco

    damn his got a hot sister!

  28. Bling

    Somedays I’d like to smack my sis, but sell her? Nope… :)

  29. roughdaddy

    yes #22 is kinda gayish creepy…

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