James Blunt sold his sister on eBay

July 12th, 2007 // 80 Comments

James Blunt tells British GQ that his sister couldn’t get to Ireland so his solution was to sell her on eBay. He says:

“I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldn’t get to a funeral in Ireland. The planes were on strike, the ferry was out of season, and there were no trains. I ended up whacking it on eBay: ‘Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in southern Ireland, please help!’ The bids flooded in and the guy who won had a helicopter. He flew her to the funeral. That was three years ago. This summer they’re getting married. That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever sold on eBay – my sister.”

And just to remind you why we hate James Blunt, here are pictures of Petra Nemcova, whom he somehow managed to date. And if that’s not enough to make you hate him, he also called your mom a whore and tried to sleep with your sister. True story.


  1. paeton

    oh my

  2. I wonder if she’s as ugly and pale as him.

  3. Chauncey Gardner

    White slavery rules.

  4. Italian Stallion

    I tried to sell my sister on E-bay once, but didn’t even get one bid for her. It’s ok though, now I sell her on MLK blvd and she brings in tons of cash. Soon I’ll be able to get spinners on my Kia………

  5. Jimbo

    “I ended up whacking it on eBay” too – somebody was selling pictures of Rosie O’Donnell’s nip slip. I even bought the thing, but it turned out to be just a pimple on her middle fat roll.

  6. pod


  7. ziggurat

    hmmm . . . I’m inspired to do the same with mine–but Thailand . . .

  8. ph7

    I hit that harder than a wife who won;t shut up.

  9. my comment

    Love her dress.

  10. Brad Pitt

    I love whacking it on Ebay – she’s the hottest 15 year old we met the last time we went to Namibia. A little malnourished, so she fit right in the big suitcase. Good thing Angelina’s afraid of spiders and won’t look in the toolshed out back!

  11. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    “That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever sold on eBay – my sister.” I wonder how she feels about being called ‘stupid’. i suspect it’s genetic.
    Stallion, you lie. Cruising gives it away for free. Somewhere there’s a paki taxi looking for his spinners.

  12. Victor

    I’d whack it to James Blunt sister. Nice fuckin long legs, and hell of a rack. Would drink the cum directly out of her pussy. Hell even let it dribble down her leg, then lick it up. Would love to get my face all wet in between those long ass legs.

  13. Vomiting

    Victor, I’m throwing up now. Are those pictures actually his sister?

  14. Italian Stallion

    @13 Your name is classic……carry on

    P.s The only thing I lied about was the Kia, oh, and maybe the tons of cash………

  15. Jimbo

    Petra’s so hot I’d slip a little ipecac in her drink and wait for a diarrhetic Steamer.

  16. We-Le-Surrender....

    Uh… That isn’t his sister is it? I challenge the DNA….

  17. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    Victor, have you sought help yet?
    the pictures are of petra nemcova, can any of you douchebags read?

  18. We-Le-Surrender....

    Oh thats Petra… Thank god… I thought genetic science had taken a huge step back there for a minute… OR step forward depending on how you look at it…

  19. Italian Stallion

    @15 How did you learn how to type when you obviously can’t fucking read………

    “And just to remind you why we hate James Blunt, he somehow managed to date this gorgeous creature, Petra Nemcova.”

    It’s Petra, not his sister, dumbass………

  20. Victor

    No need for help, can’t help it that I love the female body so much. Would even douche her if she let me, then probably even drink the dirty douche. I love the female body so much, I would put my dick in any hole on a female human.

  21. WallyIsAFuckingDoucheBag

    @21 TSFSRT

  22. Victor

    Italian Stallion…….douche bag, that is exactly what the writer wrote. Dumb fuck. He never said it was his sister.

  23. Italian Stallion

    @22 anyone who has to say how much they love the female body over and over is a fucking closet fag………

  24. Posted by Chauncey Gardner on July 12, 2007 5:41 PM

    White slavery rules.


    Are you supporting white slavery? I just don’t get you whats your take on it?

  25. Italian Stallion

    @24 closet fag, read post 25 and go get a vibrator, cocksucker……..

  26. lambman

    wait, so somebody PAID to give her a helicopter ride? I don’t get it.

    also, am I the only one who thought that was Lohan in the first 2 pics?

  27. VictorIsAClosetFag

    @24 – You really ought to try Babelfish or something instead of trying to write English sentences on your own.

  28. Chauncey Gardner


    Uhhh, I’m pretty sure I’m joking around. That does happen on this board, doesn’t it?

  29. christie

    hey guys someone said theres a website for celebs only and socialites. Does anyone know the websites address? I heard only select people were given the address. Shit this is like trying to get into hyde. if you know it please post it.

  30. Victor

    Oh great a fuck head like Italian Stallion, using two different names to type messages to me. Fucker has a shriveled up cock for a brain.

  31. Hank

    I don’t need a tsunami to hit me to know that aint Blunt’s sister! Haw haw haw!


  32. Italian Stallion

    @32 “shriveled up cock on the brain” You make it to easy to prove me right, closet fag…….

  33. mafme

    “I ended up whacking it on eBay”

    That’s your SISTER, fella!

  34. Mick

    James Blunt is a loser, I can’t believe anyone is still even thinking about that guy.
    Petra looks thick and I’m not fond of the lighter hair color here.
    She should go back to being skinny and brunette. She use to be pretty.

  35. miss oblivious

    Is she another one of those over rated Victoria’s secret models? I never thought she was very attractive; though I’ll admit that in these pics she looks really cute. And I like her dress. And she’s certainly waaaay better looking than that James Blunt dork. But if that ebay storie is true, and his sister really did end up marrying helicopter man; than thats one hell of a cute, sweet story! Wah! I’m such a romantic at heart!

  36. Jethro

    #36 – she should go back to being skinny? You should go back to the universe you came from where this is considered fat. Get real.

  37. Lexoka

    I didn’t know about JB and Petra Nemcova…
    God, there’s something wrong with the world!

  38. It happens all the time – people sold to Eastern countries. No, wait, that’s actually illegal.

  39. Sugar Tits

    Oh yawn. A bunch more pics of a super model that looks like the average dime-a-dozen sorostitute in my college town.

  40. christie

    I found out about the website I heard it was courtney cox new and I mean new website. There are only a few who have the address…www.celebritysmashbox.blogspot.com I am going to tell eveyone ha

  41. splooge

    she looks good in sunglasses but she’d look even better with her face covered in my splooge.

  42. EuroChic

    You Americans are a bunch of retarded losers

  43. Rezz

    @43. LMAO!!!
    @44. Eat my american ass you pussy.

  44. God, this website is going down the drain

    Thank you, Superficial, for putting up news that was “recent” three years ago and not even that interesting then. BRING BACK THE OLD WRITER. This website is way beyond just STARTING to suck a hairy goat nutsack–it’s moved on to deepthroating donkeys now. Blech.

  45. Bill

    WHAT A BARGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. CruisingForCock

    @46 You say deepthroating donkey like it is a bad thing….please go away.

  47. MeatSack

    She is just too hot… without words…

  48. wow…she doesnt look like a chipmunk here wtf?….do ppl turn into chipmunks when they are just around James?

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