James Blunt is ruining Petra Nemcova

June 26th, 2006 // 169 Comments
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  1. bella420

    #55- spot on sista!

    What do thread wars and the Special Olympics have in common?
    It doesn’t matter who wins or loses, because everybody looks retarded!

  2. H8TR

    Holy Schnikies! Just discovered the true identity of everyone’s favourite ass wipe:
    http://lambanana.com/Members/Members-HTM/McFart.htm
    It’s a flippin’ butt pirate with a penchant for both little lambs (because a sheep can’t pleasure such a tiny weenie) and bananas (when away from the farm)!:
    http://lambanana.com/Photos/FullSize/Ens0405_004.jpg

  3. ptprez

    why is it not surprising that lame-bananas is a fudge-packer…

  4. ptprez

    102

    you are the man/girl/whatever…

    i knew he was a bitch…

  5. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    102. That would be amusing, but real Iambananas myspace page is much lamer, and maybe even gayer :

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=77315936

    The stupid fucker even used Whipper_willow@yahoo.com as his myspace email link.

  6. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    I love “Iam has 1 friends”, with the default link to “Tom”. Priceless.

  7. alaskanchicsickle

    If Tom only knew, lol.

  8. Mr_White_Secure_American

    I JUST BUTTFUCKED A LIBTARDS WIFE AND JERKED OFF IN HER SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Mr_White_Secure_American

    ,–^———-,——–,—–,——-^–,
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    (________(
    `——’

    DEATH TO ALL LIBTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Fa Cube Itches

    Ugh, a virtual goatse. Lovely.

    I was gonna comment on something, but now I’m too traumatized.

  11. ptprez

    108

    lame-bananas might take that as an offer…

  12. Mister White Shriveled Ballsack

    SALADTARD, I SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED THAT YOU’D OFFER YOUR FREAKIN’ REAMED OUT, FAT, WHITE ASS TO THE SF FREAKTARDS, ASCIITARD!!!

    SORRY, BUT MISTER SHIRVELED DOESN’T SWING THAT WAY, FREAKIN’ HOMOEROTITARD!!! I’M SURE THE FREAKIN’ COOBTARD WOULD BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE, BUT I DON’T THINK YOU’D BE ABLE TO FEEL HIS FREAKIN’ MAN-MUSCLE, GNAT-COCKTARD!!!

    ‘NIGHT ASS CLOWNS!!!

  13. ptprez

    HEY NANA…

    WHERE ARE YOU FAG BOY???

    AS SOON AS YOU’RE DONE SUCKING WILLOWS COCK, COME BACK AND PLAY , BITCH…

  14. krisdylee

    For your viewing pleasure….

    Bottom row, second from right.

    now we know why Suri is MIA….
    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/459/2465/1600/celebrities02.0.jpg

  15. ptprez

    …and i have nothing against homosexuals…

    it’s just that this fucker needs a bitch-slap…

  16. krisdylee

    ironically, Marilyn Manson is somewhat normal….

    Huh. Go figure.

  17. Mr_White_Secure_American

    BALLSACK, MY CHURCH CAN CURE YOU OF THE GAY. THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE THE DISEASE. THE SECOND STEP IS SEEKING HELP. GAY WE CAN CURE, LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER AND CAN ONLY BE CURED BY DEATH.

  18. Mister White Shriveled Ballsack

    EVENIN’ LIBTARDS, CONSERVATARDS, AND SALADTARDS!!!

    IS YOUR CHURCH CALLED “NAMBLA”, FREAKIN’ SEXUALLY CONFUSED HERMAPHRODITARD!!! THE CURE FOR COOBTARDS IS PUBLIC HUMILIATION, … KEEP POSTING, MISTER SHRIVELED CAN “CURE” YOU TOO, ASSMUCHTARD!!!

    ‘NIGHT ASS CLOWNS!!!

  19. Fa Cube Itches

    Well, I guess Mr. Blunt has achieved rock ‘n roll stardom – he’s now destroying a previously desirable model.

    See:

    Ocasik, Rik and Porizkova, Paulina

    Hunter, Rachel, and anyone who ever played an instrument from high school band on.

    Cokate Moss and Smackhead McCokefiend

    Axl Rose and Stephanie Seymour

    etc., etc., etc.

  20. Mr_White_Secure_American

    YOU ARE PROBABLY STROKING YOUR COCKTOE WHILE YOU READ MY POSTS YOU SPOODGE EATING AZZMASTER. YOU NEED HELP. I HOPE GODS ANSWER TO FLAMERS (AIDS) EATS YOUR AZZHOLE FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND YOU DIE A SLOW DEATH.

  21. Ignoramous

    @118

    Why don’t you cure yourself of being such an idiot and stop writing with capital letters you stupid fucking retard.

    P.S. LIBERALISM IS THE ONLY REASON WHY YOUR MOM DIDN’T CLUB YOU TO DEATH AS SOON AS SHE SHAT YOU OUT OF HER FAT HAIRY ASS.

  22. I can’t wait until we have the Sirius “James Blunt” station. The suicide rate would be a great way to maintain population control.

  23. Ignoramous

    I’m sorry, I am truly a stupid fuck, because apparently, I can’t tell the FREAKIN’ difference between two different names :

    Mister White Shriveled Ballsack

    Mister_White_Secure_American

    I apologize for being a waste of semen, and for misspelling my own name :

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ignoramus

    Have a nice day.

  24. Ignoramous

    I just realized that I also forgot to apologize for my failure to recognize, or understand, sarcasm, and for generally being a douchebag.

    Thank you for your time.

  25. Ignoramous

    @118

    I’m so sorry. I got the wrong guy. But now that we’re here, you’re a fucking idiot too and everything I previously said applies to you as well. The only thing that you deserve is a pat on the back for giving yourself an appropriate name – probably the only useful thing you’ve done in your life – so that people can know you for the tool that you are.

    P.S. I’M REALLY SORRY THAT I SAID THAT. AND BOTH YOUR DADDIES ARE UGLY.

  26. Mr_White_Secure_American

    Mister White Shriveled Ballsack = GAYER THAN AIDS

    MR_WHITE_SECURE_AMERICAN = STRAIGHT AS A ARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Ignoramous

    I’m also sorry that I suck precious oxygen that would otherwise have been available for higher life forms, like cockroaches, leeches, and coobs, … and for having frequent unprotected anal monkey sex with Bill Frist, without lube. God, am I sorry for that one.

  28. alaskanchicsickle

    @126 Doubt it, you’re constant referral to homosexuals makes me think you protest too much.

  29. Ignoramous

    How exactly does one cure “the gay”, anyway? Do you have gay circle jerks in the woods? Immersion therapy, perhaps.

  30. hisforalways

    She’s not THAT pretty.

    End of story.

  31. Ignoramous

    While pushing Ignoramous’ buttons has been mildly amusing, for your sanity, I strongly suggest that you take a deep breath, exhale, then follow the link :

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

    Read contents until assimilated, repeat as required, then read the warnings regarding your “Frist” problem, …

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

  32. Vas Deferens

    Rob ‘McFart’ Wind. Ha.

  33. ApacheRose

    As if there weren’t already enough reasons for me to want to molest Mr. Ballsack, he invents the term ASCIITARD.

    Kisses and kudos, Mr. Ballsack!

  34. ivri

    wow, Giggles, are you that dumb?? What petra n “went through” was the best thing that ever happened to her. she can look good in some photos, but is not one of the best looking models. so she was CERTAINLY not famous before the tsunami. she has almost milked the tsunami for all it’s worth, but not quite. don’t make her out to be a saint.

  35. magickal

    Yoda:

    …”I love “Iam has 1 friends”, with the default link to “Tom”. Priceless”…

    Pissing myself silly as I write this. Good shit, dude!

    Oh, and he just looks like Johnny Knoxville on the first day of camp in “the Ringer”!!!!! She looks like she can’t believe the levels she’s sank to in order to get a good pile of coke these days.

    TCLTC!!! NKIAFH!!! (Nicole Kidman is a Fag-Hag)

  36. magickal

    P.S. Bananas and the other ass clown:

    I wasn’t going to but had to comment on how gay your posts to each other were…acting all territorial like you were pissing on the message board fire hydrant to show how long your stain had been there. Kill yourselves. Now. Your mother was drunk the night she forgot to abort you.

    Mag

  37. DamnTheMan

    well how about instead of you all making fun of eachother (not really in any position to i mean cmon, look at where your fighting and look what your fighting about, could you guys be screaming PATHETIC any louder?) lets get back on to topic which is discussing that the only possible explination as to why james blunt looks like meshed up retard is because hes suffering a stroke..

  38. Danni

    James Blunt does look like he is having an epileptic fit, but Petra is still hot

  39. Brak

    I don’t think that look is so much “mentally handicapped” as it is “English”.

  40. alaskanchicsickle

    @139 lol

  41. tarjamarja

    She looks fine, but what hell is wrong with his face?! Is he wearing lipstick? Geez, that’s the wrong shade for you, man.

  42. Retox

    #139 and #140- I take great offence-he may be English but tarring us with the same brush? It’s this type of stereotyping that causes serious racial divides.
    oh yeah-he was in the army which makes him a cunt, not the english part

  43. #139 and #140- I take great offence-he may be English but tarring us with the same brush? It’s this type of stereotyping that causes serious racial divides.
    oh yeah-he was in the army which makes him a cunt, not the english part

  44. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I was blasting his “You’re Beautiful” song the other day in my car as I was driving past a cemetary and all the corpses came to life just so they could kill themselves again. True story. It was weird.

  45. sweetcheeks

    I give you “nipples.”

    http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

    Go in peace, my children.

  46. YouWannaBMe

    He actually looks hotter than her in the second pic. Her outfit is stupid and makes her look unproportionate. And what’s up with her left thigh. Looks weird.

  47. pinky_nip

    Ah, I’m so glad I woke up this morning, did some work, logged on whilst sucking on my straw in my Diet Pepsi, and this dude is still an ugly fuck and she has a big head.

    Because, god forbid, change is bad.

  48. twzzlrgirl

    Awful day — worse than a Monday if that’s possible — and I find the same story on SF with James Blunt’s ugly face. I may just jump out of a window now…

    My wish list: a new story that does not include Paris Hilton, Nicole Kidman, or Suri Cruise.

  49. twzzlrgirl

    Oh, and add to wish list that people stop posting in all caps with only one word per line. I know I’m a newbie, but what the hell is up with that?

  50. pinky_nip

    @149: It’s the resident moron that we all try to ignore. You know, how every office has one DICK that no one can stand and is SOOO annoying.

    Like in Office Space, the chick who says: “sounds like someone has the case of the mundays.”

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