James Blunt is ruining Petra Nemcova

June 26th, 2006 // 169 Comments
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  1. jane's eyre

    15
    Perhaps she had to eat that part to stay alive while clinging to the palm tree.

  2. yuckyfresh

    she doesn’t have extra toes, they’re just pointed the wrong way for some reason.

  3. sadiembeagle

    I think he must have a foot-long cock. What else could it be?

  4. LilRach

    She’s hot he’s not – get over it.

    The superficial is not about the celebs anymore is it? It’s about picking a fight with anyone who posts! For fucks sake people – stop being cowards – post your comment then move on! Life’s too short to hang around bickering with computer geeks you don’t even know!

    Be the bigger person and ignore the retards.

    (that’s feels beta)

  5. LilRach

    She’s hot he’s not – get over it.

    The superficial is not about the celebs anymore is it? It’s about picking a fight with anyone who posts! For fucks sake people – stop being cowards – post your comment then move on! Life’s too short to hang around bickering with computer geeks you don’t even know!

    Be the bigger person and ignore the retards.

    (that feels beta)

  6. Iambananas

    You really are obsessed with me! It’s funny!! Do you just sit in front of the computer waiting for me to post and do a happy dance when I do and you can finally correspond with me? That’s what I picture!

  7. Iambananas

    mus

  8. Iambananas

    You really are obsessed with me! It’s funny!! Do you just sit in front of the computer waiting for me to post and do a happy dance when I do and you can finally correspond with me? That’s what I picture!

  9. Iambananas

    D

  10. Iambananas

    En outre, j’aime la facture de mise

  11. Iambananas

    Ha ! Je gagne parce que je suis intellectuellement sup

  12. Edna Bambrick

    Women who wear skirts above their knees are whores. They typically have bastard babies and will go to hell. I will pray for you all.

  13. Iambananas

    I am a banana of many tongues.

  14. Iambananas

    Fake Edna Bambrick… All Edna would say is “I am reporting all disgusting posts”.

  15. Iambananas

    But thanks for the prayer, Edna…

  16. Iambananas

    And Edna would NEVER say “whore”.

  17. Iambananas

    IS ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!???

  18. Iambananas

    Fine bye guess I should work now. Whatever.

  19. Whipper_willow

    NANA!!! I’m here, I have internet acess in this hotel! I’M IN MIAMI!!!!! It’s awesome, you have got to get your butt over here and check this out. WHY DIDN’T YOU COME!!!?

  20. suzy

    petra sounds like fish food

  21. djcamerin

    Lameass…before you call me a newbie and think in your warped little brain that that makes you superior, I’ll tell you yes, I’m still a newbie, but I don’t give a shit how long you’ve been posting so I’ll carry on…

    Vous

  22. Iambananas

    Hey whip…!!!

    I got you’re e-mail but are you calling me? I’ve been BUSY lately.

    What are you up to, you sly dog?! How’s the beach? Is it crowded?

    TELL ME EVERYTHING. CALL ME THOUGH! Keep up the e-mails, I’ll reply later.

  23. alaskanchicsickle

    ***Warning*** We are in the midst of an official COOB attack. Posters are urged to refrain from feeding, playing with, touching of, or having any contact with the COOB. Thank you for your cooperation.

  24. Iambananas

    I know what it says “djcamerin”. DJ? Wow, now that’s a life worth living.

    And BTW, the more you are corresponding negatively, the more you are obsessed with me.

  25. djcamerin

    #73…I’m sorry, I jumped too soon, I promise I will hereinafter refrain from feeding the animals!!

  26. Whipper_willow

    Wow. Things haven’t changed, nana. People are still ragging on you because you are better than they are! Wow, a website full of freaks and loners and retards. Except the author, that is, lol… (WHADD DUP A?)

    I’m out… it’s dinner time.

  27. Iambananas

    You do know that COOB stand for Club of Obsessors Over Bananas? Right? You’re keeping your own club alive!

  28. Iambananas

    Bye whip, I’m out, too. These people are WAY beneath me. It’s nice to be a higher, better class of person than these mutants.

  29. Iambananas

    Thanks for reminding me ;-)

  30. alaskanchicsickle

    @75 It’s ok, you’re a newbie. Just remember, you feed them, and thereafter they follow you around, licking their chops and begging for seconds.

  31. funkygoldmedallions

    I wonder if she is carrying fins and a snorkel in that bag. You know… just in case.

  32. djcamerin

    #80 – You’re absolutely right, once it started with the french I just couldn’t take it anymore LOL. Anybody can use a french translation site!

  33. jane's eyre

    That gave me the biggest laugh of the day…oh my. *wiping tears*

    Hi chicksicle!

  34. jane's eyre

    sorry, chicsickle. =)

  35. alaskanchicsickle

    Hiya jane’s eyre, I missed ya!

  36. jane's eyre

    That was some freaky disturbance of the force.

  37. alaskanchicsickle

    It is kind of sad to see banana/whipper talking to shimself again.

  38. jane's eyre

    Hey, it said it was in Miami–maybe it’s hanging out with MeganHarris! HA HA HA HA HA

  39. Lindz_Blowhan

    He looks like a retarded Hugh Grant and she looks like she’s storing nuts for the winter

  40. Ms. Dilligaff

    My thanks to #11 because I was trying to figure out who the fuck James Blunt was. Now that I know he’s responsible for piece of shit song, I’d like to ask that #2 proceed with punching him in the face as planned.

  41. ptprez

    62…

    edna, i heard that iambananas and wipper willow stick men’s penises in their mouths!!!

    PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM TO BURN IN HELL!!!

  42. ptprez

    …as far as the topic…

    see what a big penis and a bunch of blow can do for you…

  43. ApacheRose

    Can this guy not close his fucking mouth? EVER?

    That is one homely sonuvabitch.

  44. ptprez

    93

    i bet his pillow is soaked in the morning…

  45. ApacheRose

    Wouldn’t be at all surprising, but still.. EW!!

  46. HandsOfGod

    Wow, Blunt looks surprised he’s not gay.

  47. ptprez

    95

    can you imagine a french kiss from that motherfucker…

    you’d need a bib or a mouth canal…

  48. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    28. “vanity is my favorite sin”, and I would have guessed it was getting your ass slammed, or having sex with goats, …

    57. lame.tard

    Any of various fruits of the genus Uranassica, which are never cultivated due to their pungent stench, prolific production of dingleberries, and insignificant flacid stems. Also known as Whipper Willow.

    61. “je suis bilingue” There are no spelling errors in your French, yet your English is barely legible. And, the tone is much too formal, like google, or babelfish. As much as I would love to believe that you are French, or Canadian, as it would explain a lot, your claims to be fluent in any language are incredible, fucktard.

  49. Binky

    Well – she’s sort of smiling in these pix.
    (For a while there I thought Petra was regreting she learned to tread water.)

  50. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    As their contents violate several basic laws of nature, I can only conclude that these pictures were photoshopped. Petra will sue the SF guy for libel, defamation of character, nausea and projectile vomiting, …

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