James Blunt is ruining Petra Nemcova

June 26th, 2006 // 169 Comments
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  1. Reli

    ew, ew, ew.

  2. Baroness

    I want to punch him. He just has one of those faces.

  3. danielle

    to put it “bluntly” this dude is hella ugly.

  4. popegoestheweasel

    They both look like they’ve had too much lemon with their tequilas. She’s still hot though

  5. CoJo

    At least this time, he has a shirt on…

    Eghhh. I had nightmares for a week after that last photo of him! He looked like a british brunette version of David Spade. Gross!!! Maybe he swooned her with his brilliant lyrics.

  6. Giggles

    After what Petra Nemcova went through, I think she’s OFF LIMITS for any gossip and catty comments.

  7. LadybugDoes

    Didnt she die and come back to life..I’d look like hell on wheels too!

  8. I saw them at a night I was at on Friday. Click on my blog to hear all about it. Don’t worry, she is still looking lovely, and yes, he is a cunt.

  9. andrewthezeppo

    Poor girl, first she has to suffer through almost dying in the tsunami, and now this.

  10. DancingQueen

    When she was holding onto that coconut tree for dear life during the Tsunami, she obviously was hit on the head by an extremely heavy, falling coconut. That explains how she can find this geek attractive.

  11. ESQ

    I thought Petra lost a leg? She is probably attracted to him because of his song, “You’re Beautiful.”

    Again, this must be a slow news day!

  12. imabeeatch

    Is it just me or does this bitch have Fred Flinstone feet?

  13. BrianMolko

    I love how she’s standing as far away from him as possible whilst still holding his hand, and the look on her face is of shame in the first pic.

  14. Jacq

    She is really good looking. Even better looking next to that ugly ghost.

  15. daisyduke

    He looks like Jar Jar binx if thats how the god damn thing is spelt, in the first picture! and wtf is happening with her left leg in the first picture, it looks like its half been eaten.

  16. Vas Deferens

    My wife is much hotter than Petra.

  17. RichPort

    She looks her right leg is significantly smaller than her left. I think she have a wheel on her shoe to keep her balanced because it doesn’t look like that leg bends.

  18. trophywife

    i absolutely postively most definitely hate that fucking anal song. blech…

  19. Iambananas

    HE
    DID
    ONE
    SONG
    AND
    HE
    THINKS
    HE’S
    ALL
    THAT
    AND
    A
    BAG
    OF
    PATATAH
    CHIPS
    .
    I
    KIND
    OF
    LIKED
    THAT
    SONG
    HE
    DID
    AND
    KNOW
    NOTHING
    ABOUT
    HIM
    BUT
    STILL
    THINK
    HE’S
    WEIRD
    LOOKING
    .
    STICK
    THAT
    IN
    YOUR
    BLUNT
    AND
    SMOKE
    IT
    !

  20. Tracie

    #11, She didn’t lose her leg, that’s Heather Mills McCartney. Petra did break her pelvis and had severe internal injuries, as well as crushed her leg, but it looks like she’s recovered quite well.
    After latching onto a palm tree for eight hours and watching corpses float by after the tsunami, me thinks Petra feels somehow comforted by the Ichabod Crane appearance of Blunt. Perhaps he brings back to her some memories of her holiday or something?

  21. Iambananas

    Just a new style I’m trying out :-) Like it?

  22. Iambananas

    #21… was she the girl that walked out of a bus on the freeway because she thought it was the bathroom door?

  23. she could tell by his face the he was fucking high…

  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    You know what else makes you turn ugly? Being a whiny little bitch when your boyfriend dies in a tsunami. It seriously can ruin your complexion.

  25. Iambananas

    oshkoshb-goshdammgosh
    =
    IDIOT
    WITH
    NO
    RESPECT
    AND
    THAT
    IS
    DISGUSTING

  26. YouWannaBMe

    #20- I wish a virus on your computer, you lame-ass piece of shit. You’re seriously starting to piss me off… go read the post I left you on the Backstreet Boys thread, you useless waste of life.

  27. Iambananas

    SHE
    IS
    ALL
    POSING
    FOR
    THE
    CAMERA
    AND
    HE
    LOOKS
    LIKE
    HE
    HAS
    NIO
    IDEA
    THEY
    ARE
    TAKING
    PICTURES
    AND
    IS
    PICKING
    HIS
    TEETH
    WITH
    HIS
    TONGUE
    .

    VANITY
    IS
    DEFINITLY
    MY
    FAVORITE
    SIN
    .

  28. YouWannaBMe

    @25 that was so evil… I love it!

  29. Iambananas

    #27
    NEWBIE

    SHUT
    UP
    AND
    STOP
    SITTING
    IN
    FRONT
    OF
    YOUR
    COMPUTER
    WAITING
    FOR
    MY
    NEXT
    POST
    .
    YOU
    DONT
    EVEN
    KNOW
    ME.

    GO
    AWAY
    .

    IVE
    BEEN
    ON
    THIS
    SITE
    10
    TIMES
    MORE
    THAN
    YOU
    HAVE
    .

    ITS
    CALLED
    SENORITY.

  30. Notice how her skirt is folded up to make it even shorter? Is that what people do these days? If so, I like it.

  31. Iambananas

    AND
    BY
    THE
    WAY

    I
    DIDN’T
    EVEN
    POST
    ANYTHING
    ON
    THE
    BACKSTREET
    SITE

    IT
    WAS
    AN
    OBSESSOR
    OF
    MINE
    KEEPING
    THE
    DREAM
    THAT
    IS
    ME
    ALIVE
    WHILE
    I’M
    BUSY
    AND
    CAN’T
    POST
    .

  32. YouWannaBMe

    LOL Lame-ASS funny that you call me a newb because I’ve been visiting this site for a while now, just not posting, and I seem to remember you showing up maybe only 2 weeks ago. You can shove your “SENIORITY” up your ass, loser. No one likes you here, and they never will.

  33. wastingtime

    umm by the way…she’s ridiculously hot. sorry superficial, i love hating on celebs, but you’ve got nothin here.

  34. PapaHotNuts

    Why didn’t Superman stop the tsunami? – Because he’s dead, and before that he was in a wheelchair

  35. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Terri Schaivo could’ve stopped the tsunami with her big, fat ass, but I guess she was just too lazy. I hate fat lazy people.

  36. Iambananas

    TWO WEEKS
    HA
    HA
    HA

    IT’S
    BEEN
    AT
    LEAST
    4
    MONTHS.

    YOU
    REALLY
    ARE
    AN
    IDIOT.

    GET
    YOUR
    FACTS
    RIGHT
    .

    WHEN
    YOU’RE
    WRONG
    YOU
    LOOK
    IGNORANT.

  37. YouWannaBMe

    “Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed.”

    OBNOXIOUS- Your new style REALLY works for you Lamebananas. Can’t wait to see your ass booted off of this site for once and for all.

  38. jane's eyre

    I think I saw him in The Ringer.

  39. YouWannaBMe

    Listen, Lame-ass… I’m not the one who can’t take a hint. It’s really been four months that you’ve had people hating you? And you’re still here?

  40. Iambananas

    JUST
    LOOKED
    IN
    THE
    ARCHIVES
    LOOKS
    LIKE
    APRIL
    WAS
    MY
    FIRST
    POST
    BUT
    I’VE
    READ
    IT
    A
    LOT
    BEFORE
    THAT.
    MY
    FIRST
    READ
    WAS
    POPOZAO

    FIGURE
    OUT
    HOW
    ONG
    AGO
    THAT
    WAS
    IDIOT.

  41. BarbadoSlim

    That fuckawful song gives me flashbacks from ‘Nam, except that instead of disemboweling and blowing away NVA or Vietcong, it’s him, and instead of ‘Nam it’s the corner from my house.

    And err…I was never in Vietnam….weird.

  42. YouWannaBMe

    Really? Popozao caught your attention, huh? LOL Fucking trailer trash that you are… I’ve been reading this site probably since January. Long before Popozao… Thanks for giving me Seniority by dating yourself, dumb-ass. Since it means so much in your world….

  43. Iambananas

    Obnoxis is picking a fight with someone for no reason. A lot of people wish they had your life for one minute so that the only person they hate is someone on the internet they’ve never met. You really are the lowest scum sucking form of prehistorical frog crap there is. Picking fights and being an idiot. So go back to wherever you came from, you child.

  44. YouWannaBMe

    Hahaha, funny but obnoxious is someone who just posted like a “child” about 5 times in this thread- YOU. And after reading your posts and trying to figure out why you’re so hated, I realized it’s because YOU START shit with people because no one thinks your original, funny, or interesting. Now have a Lame life… like you’ve been having loser. I’ll join the rest of the commenters now and ignore your useless posts. Actually, I could print them all out and wipe my ass with them, since that’s all they’re good for, but that would be too much work on my part. Later shitheel.

  45. YouWannaBMe

    Hahaha, funny but obnoxious is someone who just posted like a “child” about 5 times in this thread- YOU. And after reading your posts and trying to figure out why you’re so hated, I realized it’s because YOU START shit with people because no one thinks your original, funny, or interesting. Now have a Lame life… like you’ve been having loser. I’ll join the rest of the commenters now and ignore your useless posts. Actually, I could print them all out and wipe my ass with them, since that’s all they’re good for, but that would be too much work on my part. Later shitheel.

  46. imabeeatch

    LAMEASSBANANAS – You are a fucking musTARD. Please see definition at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Mustard

  47. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I wish lame bananas would go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

  48. spanglish

    Are we sure thats her? She looked totally different in those beach shots.

    Also, he looks like the oldest boy in Hanson.

  49. Musa_ acuminata

    James, why the long face?

    It appears Petra may have anywhere from 3-5 extra toes.

    Also, glad to see you are still an annoying ass banana. Die. Now.

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