Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on June 8, 2006 07:58 PM
Life sucks. Petra’s one of those rare “supermodels” that actually live up to the hype, she doesn’t look like a teenage boy in drag or use cocaine as a nasal decongestant. Blunt is in major denial about his homosexuality, and he has the beginnings of a comb-over going on. Normally I cheer when the little guy, average joe, common man, what-have-you does good – but Blunt?? He sings like his testicles are in a frozen vice and being nibbled by spiteful chipmunks. This is so wrong, so depressing, that I fear I shan’t even masterbate today.
UNWASHED, I love you. Are you a guy? Let’s get married.
Petra stop it! First Bruce Willis and now James Blunt – leave some for the rest of us, woman!
#44. “You wouldn’t see me on a windy day near a kiddie pool.”
This makes me angry.
Even the old wrinkly bastard in the last pic is looking at the both of them like he’s with her, “What the fuck”.
I heard he wants to try his luck in acting now. They want him to play the little boy who drank “Jesus Juice” with Micheal Jackson. I could be mistaken, but I think it’s gonna be called “Neverland”……….
Ibiza? Looks more like Miami Beach with all the geriatrics. And why is everyone so CLOSE?
Petra doesn’t need a towel to hypnotize people.
My chick magnet skills must not be up to par if this pale-faced hobbit can pick up supermodels. Either that, or supermodels are really dumb. And like men smaller than they are.
did you see her last BF that died in the Tsunami. he was half a shade of gay too. maybe she likes pseudo homosexuals. she is czech or from some other eastern european country where the men look like women yet treat their women like shit. i also, for some reason, doubt shes the sharpest knife in the drawer.
David Spade and James Blunt are in this together. Think about it – how often do you see two midgety men strutting it on the beach, with these gorgeous women who are too blinded by their pasty whiteness to realize what they’re doing? And we’ve been hit with two pictures of this in one week.
Once these human Oompa Loompas have perfected the formula, they will bottle it and hawk it on QVC.
Wait! Is Petra the chick that got stuck in the palm tree for like a month after the tsumani hit? Wow. She is brave to get near the water again. . . maybe that’s why she decided to date the mini-Blunt, fear of heights. . .
They reminde me of that couple from the show “Lost” aparently a short doofy boyfriend is the new black.
You guys are way off. They aren’t together.
It’s obvious they’re simply shooting a scene for “Cocoon 3″. Duh
I can do short and doofy
only one logical explanation to all this madness, James Blunt is Harry Potter and his put a spell/curse on her.
@134: I’m counting the days until Harry Potter is “legal”. Blunthead has nothing on my magic boy.
It’s not the size of the wand, it’s the magic inside?
I hate having to sound so harsh, but if it weren’t for the Tsunami I would have never known who this girl is. And, I do love models, celebrities and the A-listers, but I tend to follow the “Big wiggers” and not the little ones … Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Shalom Harlow, Tyra, Elle, etc ….
They look like, “Beauty & The Beast” … “The Princess and the Geek” !! haaa !!!!
I like that part in his video when he jumps off the cliff. I wish that there was a big pile of broken glass at the foot of the cliff rather than cool ocean water. That would make the video much more relevant.
She’s obviously now legally blind. Maybe all that floating debris disloged the part of her brain that controls eyesight, depth perception and the inate extreme aversion most of us have to hideousness (I would add intelligence, but let’s face it, she’s model… probably not the brightest candle on the ol’ menorah). The towel is probably brightly colored to make her spot there on Coney Island beach easier to find.
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