James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split, Lindsay Lohan moves in

March 27th, 2007 // 124 Comments
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A rep for James Blunt confirms that he and Petra Nemcova split in February, though it was on amicable terms and they remain good friends. Additionally Blunt has recently been seen partying with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, and was spotted with her on numerous occasions in LA, including Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan’s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally at Blunt’s hotel room around 3am. Saturday morning. A clubgoer at Teddy’s says:

“Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

I know it’s just James Blunt, but going from Petra Nemcova to Lindsay Lohan has to be a pretty hard step to take. It’s like having filet mignon your entire life and then one day having to eat a homeless person’s old shoe. Which, in this case, also happens to be a used condom.

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  1. arrogances

    *LOL*
    She looks so annoyed at photogs.
    I never see that look on her face, she must be sober.
    …whoa…

  2. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    I don’t want to hear anymore about Hohan unless the story says something to the effect of, “Linds took a bath”. Or at least washed her hands. In Pine-Sol.

  3. iamsosmrt

    I’m glad to see that that drunk short douche is back in his league where he belongs. To put it bluntly, Nemcova is too good for that musical turd. James Blunt brags in every interview about being an alchoholic which makes him perfect for yucky Lohan.

  4. 1.) Her hair looks like someone left their day old urine in it.

    2.) James is gonna think blunt when his doctor tells him about his genital warts he contracted in a few weeks.

    3.) Are Lohan’s boobs made of pure gold or something? Why do all of these stars want to date her? I know she’s loose as a goose, but damn. Get some class, Hollywood. She’s Long Island trash. You can’t take that outta her.

  5. LilPresh

    #99-Sorry to disappoint you, you piece of shit, but I am a female.

  6. pana1718

    people one thing is that she is a bitch, but she is not fugly…but i dont like her as a blond though she looks hot with brown black or red hair. but i dont like her as a blond NO no!

  7. Jude Law, Robbie Williams, James Blunt, Starving Nachos, and Bai Ling and that was just this week. The girl is a legend. A man eating legend (with a chick thrown in once in awhile.)

  8. jrzmommy♠

    James Blunt……James Blunt…..James Blunt……OH! Creepy little guy who carried that pretty tsunami chick’s suitcases? HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!!! Wooo-hooo, Linds…….he’s a real LOOKAH! HAHAHAHAHA!!! that’ll show Wilmer! You landed a real hottie. BAHAHAHAHAAHA!!

  9. barkle

    Chipped nail varnish = always a sin

  10. Cleveland

    WHY THE HELL her face is always shining???!

  11. whitegold

    Wow, Lohan doesn’t waste any time tracking down the boys, does she. But all these “reports” are always about her trying to hook up with people. Does anyone know if she actually ever ends up hooking up with any of these people?

    I hope James Blunt writes a song for her. I wonder how that would go. (and don’t worry, I’m not going to be the type of person who in my next post takes all the words to one of his songs and slightly alters them to make them apply to her…funny or not, nobody really wants to have to read through all that)

  12. Lindsay Lohan has achieved levels of success that few people will ever know. Like or not, she is American Royalty and you would sleep better accepting who she is and what you are.

    http://www.puzzlekiller.com

  13. KatieKates

    This chick is so fucking heinous looking. I mean, what the SHIT is up with her zillion freckles? And her skin looks incredibly sun-baked. She looks about forty years old. And I am sure her hooty-hoo looks about eighty, all stretched out and nast-ay. Blech!

  14. born2nd

    I did her…

  15. HughJorganthethird

    Yeah nice trade off. Irrelevant either way since James Blunt is a unich.

  16. Why would anyone use a homeless person’s old shoe as a used condom? Anyways, I guess this means that Nemcova’s available. I’ll have my agent get in touch with her.

  17. Truthseeker013

    IMHO, from Petra to lind, even in the state she’s in, is an *upgrade*. Supermodel= superYUCK. Unless your last name is Banks, that is…

  18. GUYS…PLEASE ENOUGH ALREADY.
    LINDSAY IS KINDA PRETTY, AND SHES RICH.
    LEAVE HER ALONE.

    SO WHAT SHE DOES COKE.
    SO WHAT SHE LIKES TO GET DRUNK…DON’T WE ALL?

    I THINK THAT FIRECROTCH IS A WICKED AWESOME NICKNAME TOO.

    IT JUST MEANS THAT ITS SOOOOO HOT!!!
    PS LOVE THE LITTLE BLOG.

  19. imran karim

    good for petra

  20. cm

    Is there anyone left in Hollywood that this bimbo hasn’t slept with? Those who have, had better go get tested for an assortment of diseases.

  21. Zooni

    Headline

    “Nemcova and Lohan have both been spotted with a Blunk in their mouth”

    or

    Lohan to Nemcova “Hey bitch pass that blunt”

  22. Matthew Schweim

    james blunt is going to start writing songs about lindsay and we will all be sick

  23. Matthew Stilwell

    If I could set my wet winker in lindsay………I would!

  24. Dr. Crabbins

    Lindsay lohan should lick the center of my butthole that looks like new red cedar

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