James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split, Lindsay Lohan moves in

March 27th, 2007 // 124 Comments

A rep for James Blunt confirms that he and Petra Nemcova split in February, though it was on amicable terms and they remain good friends. Additionally Blunt has recently been seen partying with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, and was spotted with her on numerous occasions in LA, including Teddy’s Wednesday night, then Lohan’s place very late Wednesday night and early Thursday morning, and finally at Blunt’s hotel room around 3am. Saturday morning. A clubgoer at Teddy’s says:

“Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.

I know it’s just James Blunt, but going from Petra Nemcova to Lindsay Lohan has to be a pretty hard step to take. It’s like having filet mignon your entire life and then one day having to eat a homeless person’s old shoe. Which, in this case, also happens to be a used condom.

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  1. IFuckingHateYou

    Ugly fucking cunt.

  2. Jimbo

    I would not call her an ugly fucking cunt. I think fucking ugly cunt works

  3. IFuckingHateYou

    What’s the over/uner for the amount of time that this dumb bitch shaves her head and runs off with Britney? Never to be heard from again.

    I’m hoping it’s about 5 minutes.

  4. IFuckingHateYou

    How about ugly fucking ugly cunt?
    Works for me.

  5. Jimbo

    I am hoping it is less

  6. RichPort

    Q: What’s black, blue, and brown and hates sex?

  7. schack

    A: danielle?

  8. IFuckingHateYou

    Wait, is it some fucktard law that I have to scream FIRST!!!?

  9. schack

    lindsay- lipstick goes ON you lips, not AROUND your lips

  10. Jimbo

    @4 That is perfect!!!

  11. Jimbo

    She does not have any lips to put lipstick on

  12. schack

    i guess that’s the problem, aint it?

  13. herbiefrog

    …het babe : )
    …people are learing : )

    [lol babe]

    scuser typo’s

  14. schack

    lips become engorged during arousal, or so my boyfriend tells me, i mean, my non-boyfriend boyfriend.

  15. Sounds like an insult to a homeless person’s old shoe if you ask me.

  16. Jimbo

    Schack – you mean friends with benifits

  17. schack

    is anyone else’s Gmail fucked?

  18. RichPort

    A: The 10-year old Filipino boy in my trunk!

  19. Jimbo

    What is your gmail address and I will try it

  20. schack

    jimbo- i guess that’s pretty close. i don’t really take advantage of the fact that i could be sleeping with other people, though, and i really am quite in love with him, but we’ve broken up hundreds of times in about half a year, so i don’t know what our status is anymore. catch my drift?

  21. schack

    well, it says that the server is down. i don’t really wanna POST my address, you know?

  22. lambman

    Wait, wait, wait they were “standing right next to eachother” and “talking” wow, that is kinky.

    Also, this is YESTERDAYS NEWS today’s news is that Lindsay is dating ROBBIE WILLIAMS

  23. julyper

    schack: Gmail was down couple of hours ago, but at least mine is normal now.

    And, Lindsay Lohan is a whore.

  24. schack

    no, that’s yesterday’s news. today’s news is that conscious experience consists in spaceo-temporal timeslices of an otherwise continuous and singular universe, a decompression of real being as it were, and that yesterday is really no different from today.

  25. schack

    that was to lambman

  26. Jimbo

    My gmail is working just fine, I sent a test message to my Yahoo acount

  27. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    #22 Robbie Williams is already out of rehab? Wow, how sweet, they’ve got something in common.

  28. schack

    mine is still fucked

  29. Jimbo

    Schack, We then maybe it is time to find some freinds with benifits

  30. julyper

    Schack be patient. Or log out Gmail and clear cache.

  31. schack

    a person’s chance of getting an STD probably increases drastically with every passing year in one’s 20′s… right?

  32. Jimbo

    I don’t think it has to do with age as much as the number of partners and if protection is used. I have made it past my 20′s with out any

  33. schack

    are you hitting on me?

  34. LilPresh

    I guess you know you’re a sick fuck when you criticize a girl for harmlessly flirting with a single guy who is reasonably close to her age. Yes, we can call Lindsay a cunt if she steals a man away (a la Angelina Jolie), but I don’t know what she’s done wrong in this case. Plus, Petra’s really not that much hotter than Lindsay-LL’s got way prettier eyes.

  35. schack

    we’re all SICK FUCKS Lilpresh, sick FUCKING fucks

  36. schack

    ps, jim- i think i’m gonna be a bornagain, by which i mean i’m only gonna sleep with virgins

  37. armlesswonder

    Despite being a scrawny little turd, I guess it looks like James Blunt has one more rebound than a lot of players in the Final Four tourney got this year.

  38. Jimbo

    Why am I supposed to be?

  39. Jimbo

    Why would you want to do that. It is over in 30 seconds and you have to tell them where to put it or they will stick in your ear

  40. schack

    well, it’s over in 30 secs, but there’s always the second round, and for that young’n's are stallions :)

  41. schack

    and i usually dictate positions anyway.

  42. Jimbo

    So you get 5 minutes of fun. someone who know what he is doing can make it last for an hour

  43. Jimbo

    And your point???

  44. schack

    i thought stamina was supposed to decrease with age after the sexual peak, which is like 19

  45. Jimbo

    That is a bunch of crap, and there is a lot more to it than slide her the high hard one and pounding her head into the head board

  46. My computer caught an std, I’ve been trying to fucking fix it for the last half hour!!! Slut of a machine, maybe I should stop clicking on the porno here at work or something…

  47. schack

    just get adaware

  48. Jimbo

    True, I can’t go 3 or 4 times a night like i use to but it lasts just as long

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