James Blunt and Gary Dourdan party on a boat with topless chicks

July 22nd, 2008 // 105 Comments

Here’s musician James Blunt and Gary Dourdan (CSI) in Spain doing exactly what I’d be doing if I had cash pouring out my nostrils: Partying on a boat with topless chicks. Of course, I’d take it one step further by installing a torpedo launcher that I’d fire at dolphins, the smug bastards of the sea. Who’s the smart one now, fin ass?! Fire one! …. Where’s the “boom”? What do you mean I can’t load the tube with hand guns and steak knives?

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW unless you run a travel agency that specializes in exciting nipple-loaded destinations. In which case, what’s your most affordable package? I’ve got roughly $5.30 and these magic beans. Okay, they’re Raisinets.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. super ton site lache pas

    quand vous etes riche vous pouvez tout faire

  2. cureholder

    #59—i think that was a typo. instead of “Oh yeah, dumb chicks with fake tits love it when a whiny pussy sings gay ass songs about self esteem, as if he was trying to do anything other than stick his three inch dick in her pipe,” you meant to type “Oh, yeah, money.”

    careful with those keys.

  3. EyedHitThat

    “….NOT beautifullllllll, NOT bueautiful at allllllllll…..”

    I’d feel like cutting things when I hear his damn songs

  4. slimeofmankind!

    Who the hell cares when a good musician spent his precious spare time with his friends? Jealous wise men who cry when they fall high on their feet? Enough with your whining, let him feel his still human. JB will be JB and those who don’t like him and his music, you’ll always be unknown to the world. Be human! This is a sick world!

  5. jaime

    if you’re reading this you either searched “nipple” in the archives of superficial, or you’re totally gay and you searched for james blunt.
    haha

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