Here’s musician James Blunt and Gary Dourdan (CSI) in Spain doing exactly what I’d be doing if I had cash pouring out my nostrils: Partying on a boat with topless chicks. Of course, I’d take it one step further by installing a torpedo launcher that I’d fire at dolphins, the smug bastards of the sea. Who’s the smart one now, fin ass?! Fire one! …. Where’s the “boom”? What do you mean I can’t load the tube with hand guns and steak knives?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW unless you run a travel agency that specializes in exciting nipple-loaded destinations. In which case, what’s your most affordable package? I’ve got roughly $5.30 and these magic beans. Okay, they’re Raisinets.
Photos: Flynet
YAY FIRST!
2nd beyottttches!!!!
I wish I had implants and daddy issues. This could be MY life.
I bet there’s a lot of semen on that boat,
Yeah, and the blond woman`s tits are no fakes, at all, bro. You can see the scars from a distance of 50 meters.
Fugs McKenzie but nice rack.
I’d like to lodge an official complaint.
I did not see “topless chicks.” I saw A topless chick. Singular.
Gross, gross, gross. The topless one is a bit of a butterface, and then in the photo where the life saver finally blocks her face, the fakeness of her breasts is suddenly ridiculously visible. Unfair, life.
Those are some nasty implants! I don’t like her little dark nipples either, but that dark-skinned woman sure does! Not much to see her except a boat full of people who think they are way sexier than they are and are probably planning some cocaine-enhanced orgies later on. Boring. That Polish model James was with is way hotter than these B-grade tramps with mold-filled plastic boobs. I bet the blond can’t even feel someone sucking on her nipples anymore thanks to her “funbags”. She doesn’t look like she even realizes that chick is sucking on her gross little nipple. Nasty all around. Thanks Superfish. Thanks a lot.
Nah – I’d much rather be at work in my windowless office. Nakes women and boats are for poofs.
Nah – I’d much rather be at work in my windowless office. Naked women and boats are for poofs.
those are the worst looking fake boobs I’ve ever seen. Look at the shot through the life preserver, the nipples aren’t even pointing in the same direction.
Shitty implants but overall it was kinda hot, and then I noticed the mud people. Ugh. And while you’re on vacation, no less.
Pic of boob job with life preserver blocking her face…The dark girl in the white bikini is smuggling a penis in her bikini bottom
“a boat full of people who think they are way sexier than they are”
Lock the thread, game over, #9 wins.
I thought he was a homo? huh…..
But the suckling one chick is almost hot….
Suckle.
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What a true bunch of “posers”
How was Gary Dourdan Identified? by the color of his footpads?
Can we get the “doctor fish” from Geekologie to eat the dead implants off of that one chick’s chest?
Fish!! What the fuck are you doing having loud rap music in your ads that say the word FUCK!
Oh, more skanks.
Looks like CSI guy and that loser who used to date the hawt model are now running with cheap call girls. Wonder how much they paid them for the thrill show? Some blow and a Benjamin I am sure.
Just plain pathetic.
By the way, which paps got assigned that gig? What a loser.
There is like four or five guys and only two hookers……….Is Blunt broke or are three of them homos?
whos the fat guy trying to climb on the boat?
@ #3… awesome. funniest thing i’ve read in a while!
Ewww…butterface, Obviously fake tits (crude boob job), and Cankles!!!!!!!
God what totally gross fake breasts, I would be embarrassed to show them off, they could not look any worse than if she wore an apron with tits on them. Ridiculous!!
Ewww..Butterface, Cankles, and an Obviously fake boob job.
The one in white don’t look bad though…
@3
Truer words have never been written.
funny how the only part of the boat’s name that is visible says “HO”
funny how the only part of the boat’s name that is visible says “HO”
im noticing less and less comments on thie site! whats going on?
i love the funny comments and stuff but whats up this week
im noticing less and less comments on thie site! whats going on?
i love the funny comments and stuff but whats up this week
I just rememberd I forgot to get milk on the way home from work.
James Blunt – Your Cankles are Beautiful
And liquor.
The chicks are as fugly as fugly gets.
On my worst day I wouldnt be seen with girls like this. Way to use that celebrity to get good looking girls James. Pathetic. Funny thing is theyre probably prostitutes.
That’s not a bad boob job, that’s from the bikini. Look at the last picture, the lines run around to her back. So either it’s her bikini, or a boob job that went _really_ wrong.
Someone buy that fat guy in the water a bigger pair of trunks O.o!
the pics on this site never link to the real pics anymore….they still have those pink star photoshopped pasties on!! WTF??
I think that if they all have the money to buy whores, let’em.
Canada rules!!
ksomer@ntl.sympatico.ca
The fake boobs remind me of this horrible webcam I saw on paltalk once – midget transvestite with falsies two shades lighter then “his” skin – shudder, scarred for life.
I like how the part of the boats name that shows is “HO”
what’s bizarre is all the picture taking.. i mean. they’re topless. WOOOOO!!!! gotta commemorate this moment!! take pics and put ‘em up on my myspace page because i AM SO COOL AND NEAR TOPLESS WOMEN!
lol @ the chunky square headed guy that none of the girls want to be near
It’s fun to see the losers here make fun of rich people on vacation partying with naked chicks on a boat in Spain. Yeah, I bet the people in the pictures feel really sorry now!
One of my friends is a BH plastic surgeon, one of the best. I sent him the link. He told me her boobs look so bad b/c: “She has bilateral capsules which should be released. It is not a difficult surgery and she will be much happier. The implants are not too large, however, the capsule makes them look unnatural.” I asked him if that is why the outlines of the implants show and why the nipples point in different directions. He replied, “Yes, all due to the scar tissue capsule contractions.”
Life must be good for those guys.
I love the guy in the “kangaroo suit” dry humping the back of the boat. Thumbs up, Dude!